extremities?!

Que-Ever · Mar 21, 2006

hey... are boobs extremities?

Dan · Mar 21, 2006

no they're not

Que-Ever · Mar 21, 2006

oh, ok. thanks.

OvA · Mar 21, 2006

Thread of the year.

JNightshade · Mar 22, 2006

Originally Posted by OvA
Thread of the year.

Sooo true

MiccyNarc · Mar 22, 2006

OvA said:
Thread of the year.

And it's only march.

bvasgm · Mar 22, 2006

Que-Ever said:
hey... are boobs extremities?

:|

Ikerous · Mar 22, 2006

extremity - A bodily limb or appendage.
appendage - denote subordinate elements added to another entity.

Boobs are in fact extremities.

Que-Ever · Mar 22, 2006

Ok, here's how it went down:

me and my girlfriend were talking (actually, ex now, she dumped me in the same phonecall. whatever) and I noted that my wang had fallen asleep (as tends to happen) And she said something like, "oh come on, that's like me saying my boobs are asleep" or something, so as to make a point that something like that is not to be brought up in regular conversation (wrong).

So I was like, "well, do they fall asleep?"
"no."
"oh. why not? it seems like, extremities fall asleep. like, limbs. and wangs."
at this point she had lost interest, but I had to pursue. Why didn't boobs fall asleep? were they not extremities? what's going on here? maybe my ex just has weird boobs. However, I am convinced they are extremities, and they should fall asleep. like, if you sleep on them or something.

OvA · Mar 22, 2006

I'm serious. The entire board should be shut down now and not re-opened until January 07. Nothing between now and then is going to come close to topping this.

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

Things fall asleep because of a block in blood flow to that part.

Que-Ever · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Things fall asleep because of a block in blood flow to that part.

...

Well, I was sort of... elevating it. does that count?

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

Yes, same effect.

But if it was erect there should be blood flowing in to it.

Perhaps you have some kind of faulty penis.

Which is why she broke up with you.

Que-Ever · Mar 22, 2006

*sniff* no! It wasn't

or isn't.
I just had my feet up ;(

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

So, having a conversation your girlfriend didn't turn you on?

Which is why she broke up with you.

Que-Ever · Mar 22, 2006

*grumble*

ok, she's fourteen, how's that?

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

Odd for a 14 year old to have boobs worth mentioning.

I don't believe you.

Kamikazie · Mar 22, 2006

hmm...

*looks at Que with a look of confusion*

alrighty then, i think i have to go now

highlander · Mar 22, 2006

...best thread EV0R

Ikerous · Mar 22, 2006

Que-Ever said:
*grumble*

ok, she's fourteen, how's that?

13 year old ass > *

NotATool · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Odd for a 14 year old to have boobs worth mentioning.

I don't believe you.

Hah, as if.
Welcome to the Hormone Age.

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

NotATool said:
Hah, as if.
Welcome to the Hormone Age.

Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size? You can't really help it how large or small they are...

UltimaApocalypse · Mar 22, 2006

NotATool · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size? You can't really help it how large or small they are...

I was alluding to today's premature puberty age with a piquant connection. I thought it was apparent.

Teta_Bonita · Mar 22, 2006

This thread brings up another important question... are nipples considered extremities of extremities? Under normal circumstances nipples are quite stubby, which is not the charactaristic of an extremtitty. However, they can become long and pointy, making them more suitable to fit in the aformentioned role. I do believe such would be the case on a cold day, or failing that, when short recoil walks into the room. In any case, I will have to further study nipples to ellicit an adequate answer.

CrazyHarij · Mar 22, 2006

UltimaApocalyspe said:

best. pic. ever.

Llama · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Odd for a 14 year old to have boobs worth mentioning.

I don't believe you.

:| I can think of about 20 girls of the top of head that age that are worth mentioning.

Note: Im 14 also

sabre0001 · Mar 22, 2006

Llama said:
:| I can think of about 20 girls of the top of head that age that are worth mentioning.

Note: Im 14 also

which is why you can think of so many...hormones jeez! glad im not at that stage any more...hee hee hee BOOBS!

Raziaar · Mar 22, 2006

My Penis never fell asleep. What the **** are you guys doing to make yours fall asleep?

If I ever got that sandy, gritty feeling that I get in my feet when they fall asleep, in my penis... I'd kill myself. It is NOT pleasant.

Steven · Mar 22, 2006

We're discussing Que's penis falling asleep. :|

Darkwolf · Mar 22, 2006

*opens thread*
*reads*
...

...
...

lawl...

Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size? You can't really help it how large or small they are...

Lol, obciously youve never done human biol or health vegeta! *clears throat* During puberty [in females] the body produces large amounts of Estrogen which apart from other things cause fats to be stored in the breats, enlarging. ITS GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HORMONES!!!

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

DarkwolfLol said:
the body produces large amounts of Estrogen which apart from other things cause fats to be stored in the breats, enlarging. ITS GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HORMONES!!!

Obviously breast size has to do with hormones, but you can't CONTROL "how much" hormones you have, so therefor, you can't control how large your breasts are. If you could then girls wouldn't complain so much.

JellyWorld · Mar 22, 2006

Hormone pills?

CptStern · Mar 22, 2006

"I noted that my wang had fallen asleep"

now it's the thread of the year

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

JellyWorld said:
Hormone pills?

That's not what I meant

Ikerous · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size?

vegeta897 said:
Obviously breast size has to do with hormones

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

Ikerous said:

Stfu

I meant different things for those statements.

You guys mess me up ;(

The guy said something like "you know kids these days..." Which I found silly, because it's not like just because kids are having sex at younger and younger ages means their breasts englarge earlier in their life.

Ikerous · Mar 22, 2006

vegeta897 said:
Stfu I meant different things for those statements.

You guys mess me up ;(

The guy said something like "you know kids these days..." Which I found silly, because it's not like just because kids are having sex at younger and younger ages means their breasts englarge earlier in their life.

the person you quoted said "Hah, as if. Welcome to the Hormone Age." (14)
with which you responded "Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size?"

The "you know kids these days" came later

Hence the confusion

The Monkey · Mar 22, 2006

What a pleasant thread to read.

Vegeta897 · Mar 22, 2006

Ikerous said:
the person you quoted said "Hah, as if. Welcome to the Hormone Age." (14)
with which you responded "Errr... Since when do hormones affect your breast size?"

The "you know kids these days" came later

Hence the confusion

I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF ;( ;( ;(

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