F*cked up robot cat

Explain to me why this cat is ****ed up before I watch the video.
 
I already have a cat I hate, why would I want another one of those fleabag ****s around my house. I'd probably beat it senseless.
 
Apart from it being cheaper, what the **** is the point of a robotic pet, its no fun, it only has 3 programmed commands and it isn't even funny.

Robo-pets suck ass.
 
I sense a Terminator of the Cats coming on. :)
 
I sense that the Japanese are going to create Skynet...
Either that Microsoft'll turn into Skynet...or both!

We're screwed either way.
 
Waaaaaaaaaah! Sugoi ne! Neko wa totemo kawaii desu yo!

*Ahem*

That robo-cat is absolutely adorable. It'd be cool to have one of those. My only question is, since Sega made it, is this thing compatible with my Dreamcast? That'd kick so much ass; I'm getting giddy thinking about it. It could play Soul Calibur.

Shodan, the point of robotic pets is that they're cheaper and easier to maintain, and also they allow people who have allergies to own them. They also don't pee all over your floor.
 
That japanese chick was sitting on the couch petting her pussy! :O
 
My pussy stays locked in a cage at all times. Its vicious.
 
Hmmm, what if you spill something on its fur? Is it machine washable?
 
Darkside55 said:
Shodan, the point of robotic pets is that they're cheaper and easier to maintain, and also they allow people who have allergies to own them. They also don't pee all over your floor.

How boring.

When you get bored of it, you just out it back in the cupboard, it sucks, if it could run up to people and explode, that would be fun.
 
Darkside55 said:
Waaaaaaaaaah! Sugoi ne! Neko wa totemo kawaii desu yo!

*Ahem*

That robo-cat is absolutely adorable. It'd be cool to have one of those. My only question is, since Sega made it, is this thing compatible with my Dreamcast? That'd kick so much ass; I'm getting giddy thinking about it. It could play Soul Calibur.

Shodan, the point of robotic pets is that they're cheaper and easier to maintain, and also they allow people who have allergies to own them. They also don't pee all over your floor.
Waaaaaaaaaah! soodesuka watashino petoo nai desune
 
Darkside55 said:
Waaaaaaaaaah! Sugoi ne! Neko wa totemo kawaii desu yo!

*Ahem*

That robo-cat is absolutely adorable. It'd be cool to have one of those. My only question is, since Sega made it, is this thing compatible with my Dreamcast? That'd kick so much ass; I'm getting giddy thinking about it. It could play Soul Calibur.

Shodan, the point of robotic pets is that they're cheaper and easier to maintain, and also they allow people who have allergies to own them. They also don't pee all over your floor.

They also don't have emotions or love you and require affection.
 
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