Facade

[Dog--]

I just remembered and redownloaded this very old game.

Pretty much it's a game where you can talk to the NPCs by typing what you say, and they react accordingly, it's great fun even if you play it for real rather then just making fun of the people.

http://www.interactivestory.net/

Here's my latest incursion (I'm Tom):

Spoiler

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Sun Jun 14 02 47 15 2009

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
What, -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

(Tom knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Tom!!

TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)

TOM
hey you old bastard!

(TOM comforts trip.)

(Trip closes the front door.)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Tom,

TOM
grace!

GRACE
Hi! How are you? God it's been a while! -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Uh...

TOM
WHAT THE **** IS UP?!?

GRACE
So, come in, make yourself -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Brr, I'm going to have to turn up the thermostat if we're going to talk about sex, heh.

GRACE
Trip, no, that's not funny. Come on.

TOM
sex

GRACE
Uh... well... (clears throat)

TOM
how is you guys' sex life?

TRIP
Heh heh, -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Wait...

GRACE
You think we should....

GRACE
have more sex...

TOM
yes

TRIP
Ho ho ho, ha, heh you're -- you're really joking around tonight, aren't you, ha ha ha...

TOM
no

GRACE
Ha, yeah, ha ha...

TRIP
Ha, never afraid to push our buttons, ha ha ha, heh... -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Whoa I just realized something!

GRACE
What...

TRIP
We have to celebrate! Tonight's a special night!

GRACE
It is?

TRIP
Tom, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.

TRIP
Senior year of college!

GRACE
Oh... geez...

TRIP
Remember that?

TOM
yea that orgy was great

GRACE
Wait, hey --

GRACE
did you --

GRACE
did you remember to call the cleaning woman, to -- to have her come over tomorrow morning?

TRIP
What? Cleaning woman?

GRACE
Yes, I had asked you to call the cleaning service, for tomorrow? -- (interrupted)

TOM
sloppy, eh?

TRIP
Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration.

TRIP
Um, well, without you, we wouldn't even have this celebration. -- (interrupted)

TOM
haha hell yea

TRIP
Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight.

TRIP
Tom, let me get you a drink.

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Oh, I'll get it --

TRIP
No, no no no, our friend's here, we can let the answering machine get it.

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Trip, no, I want -- -- (interrupted)

(TOM picks up the phone.)

TRIP
Grace, -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Tom, no! Don't do that.

PHONE
Hello? Hello?

PHONE
Who is this? Travis, is that you? This is your mother.

TRIP
Uhh, that's my mother, I can hear her loud voice.

GRACE
Oh!

PHONE
I -- I think I have the wrong number... ** click **

TRIP
Okay, she's confused, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(TOM puts down the phone.)

TRIP
Oh, good, you hung up. I don't want to talk to her.

TOM
travis?

GRACE
Oh, I wanted to say hello --

TRIP
No no, come on, we're entertaining a friend in our new apartment...

TRIP
the last thing I want to do is talk to my parents.

TOM
your mom is a babe

TRIP
No no, you've, you've done quite enough with my parents tonight, let's not talk about them anymore...

TRIP
(clears throat)

GRACE
Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!

TOM
so are we gonna have sex or not?

GRACE
God, uhh, this is getting to be too much right now...!

GRACE
You know what, I'll be right back.

TRIP
Grace, what are you --

TOM
get me a drink trip

GRACE
No I'm going to leave you two alone to keep talking about marital issues and whatever...

TRIP
What? Where are you going?

GRACE
I'll just be in the kitchen.

TOM
I need a drink

TRIP
(frustrated sigh)

TOM
rum and coke, playa

TRIP
Um, Grace, darling, could you --

TRIP
could you bring out s - some of those... those...

TOM
no

TRIP
sliced kiwi... truffle oil vinaigrette... shiitake mushroom... uhh... -- (interrupted)

TOM
drop the pants trip

TRIP
Um... well... uh....

TOM
this is gonna happen

TRIP
um...

GRACE
(BREAKING DISHES SOUND IN KITCHEN) -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Uhh, Jesus, why are we all having this... misunderstanding... tonight... uhh...

TOM
the hell was that?

TRIP
We're fine, you know, we -- we're fine, this -- this is just... -- (interrupted)

TOM
no your not

TRIP
Heh heh, well we've been a little stressed out lately, I don't know why she's just, I mean, we can't, -- (interrupted)

TOM
i said drop your pants

TRIP
Uhh! You -- you... wha... ah... heh...

TOM
lets see that penis

TRIP
Okay, Tom, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.

(Trip opens the front door.)

TOM
what the **** **** off

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

(TOM knocks on the front door.)

(TOM knocks on the front door.)

(TOM knocks on the front door.)

(TOM knocks on the front door.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx20hiISwRQ&feature=related

 

[Naph]

Aw man, I'm going to try this out...

Looks quite interesting if you manage to stick with conversations that are restricted within their voice banks

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

anyone else having trouble using the installer?

 

[BaconIsGood4You]

Don't have the log anymore but one time the first thing I said to Trip was "Oh my God Trip, I was just RAPED!" and he immediately shuts the door on me.

 

[Naph]

Finished it :l

 

[the cow says moo]

Don't have the log anymore but one time the first thing I said to Trip was "Oh my God Trip, I was just RAPED!" and he immediately shuts the door on me.

I lol'd so hard!