Face Swollen like Chipmunk

[RakuraiTenjin]

Since Sunday I've been having pain in my jaw (like under my ears) and I was generally completely sore and feverish

On Saturday I had been out at the club drunk and also pretty ****ed up all night, and chewing gum nonstop so I attributed it to that.

Then come Monday it was a little swollen, my cheeks, I was looking more pudgy than normal and felt feverish and sore still. Seemed strange.

Tuesday I felt much better- just that my jaw and under my chin was still a little tender, didnt think anything of it, continued job hunting making calls all day and running a few errands, etc. Then my fiance comes home and she's like WTF look at yourself closely in the mirror. I guess my face is swollen pretty badly now.

WHAT CAN IT BE? Doctors of hl2.net place your bets. I am going to the doctor tomorrow, got COBRA coverage so I should be fine even though got laid off last week. I'm just nervous of what it is. If its mumps I dont want my balls to shrivel up like they said in health class!

Unfortunately its starting to look like this

 

[Naph]

I think it's

.

 

[kineaesth]

What'd you take on Saturday night?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I was just drunk and blazed. I dont think it could be allergic reaction... but who knows. If so then I cant figure out to what

I think it's

.

edit: also its starting to hurt to open my mouth as wide as possible. I was immunized for mumps though when I was a kid.

 

[15357]

Probably Ameloblastoma.... whatever that is.

 

[Remus]

^^Looked it up and ameloblastoma is a type of tumor... D:


Go see a doctor. I know, radical concept.

 

[Dynasty]

I think a lightbulb just turned on.

Funnily enough, the shadow it's casting is in the shape of a doctor.

Might be a sign or some **it.

 

[Remus]

Do your teeth hurt in that part? If so it might be a severe tooth infection. While at the dentist I've seen one guy with half his face swollen from a tooth infection...

 

[Eejit]

It's a mutation in your Corleone gene.

 

[Raziaar]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[MJ12]

Do your ear canals hurt?

 

[n00bsl@yer5000]

you should probably go to teh doctor

 

[Vegeta897]

Well shit guys, thread answered.

 

[Krynn72]

for sure.

 

[VirusType2]

You probably caught AIDS.

 

[Vegeta897]

mumps.

 

[Warped]

its probably God punishing you for your sins!

either that or instead of chewing gum you thought it was gum but it turned out to be cobblestone

 

[Jerry_111]

allergic reaction?

 

[kineaesth]

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