Fake "Half-Life 3" post added to Steam Community Announcements by Stanley Parable Dev

[Danny_ZQ]

http://store.steampowered.com/news/?feed=steam_community_announcements

A new internal beta revision has been released for all members of this group, as some sort of proof that we can count to three TWICE. The update contents are as follow:

- Protected against memory editing
- Enhanced texture quality
- No longer crashes on exit
- In the first level of the second chapter, the game no longer crashes
- Solved the glitch where Alyx would get stuck on the conveyor belt

Thank you for betatesting Half-Life 3: Internal Beta.

 

[-smash-]

The moment we've all been waiting for. /s

 

[Danny_ZQ]

- Protected against memory editing
- Enhanced texture quality
- No longer crashes on exit
- In the first level of the second chapter, the game no longer crashes
- Solved the glitch where Alyx would get stuck on the conveyor belt

 

[Omnomnick]

Just some Steamworks developer working on Stanley Parable HD having some fun. I want the bigger news sites to pick this up as something legitimate and start posting about it.

That would make my century.

 

[Captain Derp]

Just some Steamworks developer working on Stanley Parable HD having some fun. I want the bigger news sites to pick this up as something legitimate and start posting about it.

That would make my century.

And my palm would collide with my face at Mach 3.

 

[Omnomnick]

Century = made.

http://stickskills.com/2013/08/19/rumor-half-life-3-in-internal-beta/

 

[ríomhaire]

I'm sure any news site who posts this as being even slightly possibly in any way true is just fishing for views. It takes about thirty seconds on Google to figure out what happened here, as myself and Nick can attest to.

 

[Krynn72]

It takes about thirty seconds on Google

You guys are slow at googling.

 

[Omnomnick]

You guys are slow at googling.

H....a....l....f....-....L....i....f....e....3....

That kind of pace seems similar to that of Half-Life 3's development.