FAO: Gabe Newell

[Nickzer_Teh_Pwn]

Honestly can I have a job with Valve as head of part of thier marketing division, as you may have noticed, I have a distinctive way with the dialect that is the English language and I wouldn't lie all the time like Doug Lombardi does. And if you wanted me to lie, I could gloss it over like Alastair Campbell did.
Did I mention I met Alastair Campbell and David Blunkett as well as John Negroponte and Henry Kissinger (he lies like shit too!).
So if you are prepared to make me employed and give me ops on those IRC Channels then I would devote my power with the English language to your company, seriously now could I have a job for work experience to put down on my CV?

 

[CrazyHarij]

Err.. lol?

 

[Nickzer_Teh_Pwn]

Do you think he will read this and then give me a job

 

[Feath]

Do you think he will read this and then give me a job

No

And that's the end of that.

 

[Reven]

are you serious?....

 

[The Mullinator]

PR directors should normally act like the average customer, if the average customer doesn't use the english language in the way that you do then they probably wouldn't want you.