Favorite copypasta thread

[Krynn72]

Post your favorite copypastas. If you dont know what copypasta is then you need to lurk moar.

My two favorite:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

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And even better:

My friend paid me $30 to babysit his 12 year old twin sisters
I arrived at his house and he told me what exactly to do (hell it's just babysitting) and then left with his family
I turned the TV on and was mindlessly running through random channels
One of the twins (blonde by the way) came out of their room crying and paused in front of the TV. She looked around (saw me) and then sat next to me and burried her face in my thumb (my thumb is huge)
The other twin came out of the room and forced her head through my mouth
I was crying
I swallowed the second twin down my throat and could feel her moving inside me, and the other twin says "Spring into action"
Holy shit I thought, I've gotta get outta here.

 

[jondy]

lurk moar

f*ck off.

 

[Lucid]

wtf.

 

[Tyguy]

ya, we wanna make an effort so your post makes any sense

 

[CyberPitz]

My friend paid me $30 to babysit his 12 year old twin sisters
I arrived at his house and he told me what exactly to do (hell it's just babysitting) and then left with his family
I turned the TV on and was mindlessly running through random channels
One of the twins (blonde by the way) came out of their room crying and paused in front of the TV. She looked around (saw me) and then sat next to me and burried her face in my thumb (my thumb is huge)
The other twin came out of the room and forced her head through my mouth
I was crying
I swallowed the second twin down my throat and could feel her moving inside me, and the other twin says "Spring into action"
Holy shit I thought, I've gotta get outta here.

I laughed my ass off at that one.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

" No, I'm don't particularly like shit. It causes me much pain."

 

[Krynn72]

ya, we wanna make an effort so your post makes any sense

You post funny bits of text by copy/pasting. Get it copy pasting, copy pasta? Comeon, keep up.

 

[Tyguy]

You post funny bits of text by copy/pasting. Get it copy pasting, copy pasta? Comeon, keep up.

I wasnt following you to begin with

 

[SimonomiS]

Halflife2.net ≠ 4chan.

 

[JNightshade]

As much as I love 4chan, I have to agree with Simon. Posting memes in the image thread is acceptable, but this is a bit overkill.

 

[CyberPitz]

As much as I love 4chan, I have to agree with Simon. Posting memes in the image thread is acceptable, but this is a bit overkill.

Plus I'm sure people on there try there best to be as random as possible so they can try to be "funny"

Only sometimes does it work.

 

[Krynn72]

... this thread disappoints.

 

[CyberPitz]

... this thread disappoints.

Give the thread a peptalk then!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2265743

There's my favorite...copypasta....

Actually it was just the last thing on my clipboard.

 

[SimonomiS]

... this thread disappoints.

Your mum disappoints.

 

[CyberPitz]

Your mum disappoints.

That's harsh. Just say she doesn't put out enough, that way he doesn't get offended!

 

[Que-Ever]

Copypasta always sucks. Especially that first one. Penguin of doom... blearghh. :|

 

[Qonfused]

Halflife2.net ≠ 4chan.

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[CyberPitz]

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[Naudian]

 

[MorganFreeman911]

ಠ_ಠ

My last Copypasta.

 

[The Monkey]

What's "copypasta"?