Favourite quotes that make absolutly no sense what so ever without context

[ríomhaire]

"That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."
- JC Denton, Deus Ex

"This is -ing good wood!"
- Mr Tulip, The Truth

"That's easy; this one"
- Granny Weatherwax, Witches Abroad

"I've been swimming in raw sewage, I LOVE IT!"
- Frank Drebon, The Naked Gun 2 1/2

 

[Cole]

"I can't get it in!!!"

"I can't even feel it."

"Don't stop!"

None of these are sexual in there normal context, but whenever they are said it's always great to throw "That's what she said".

 

[Beerdude26]

"No exceptions."
-Rule 34

 

[<RJMC>]

"venus in cancer"
-mgs2:ss

 

[Jintor]

"Lesson one: Correct use of shovel..."
- Angua, Jingo

 

[CyberPitz]

"Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snow blower!!"
-Johnny Five, Short Circuit

 

[lePobz]

"That was a long hard dump!"
-my mate, commenting on his turbo's 1 bar of boost disappearing out the dump valve. Tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Jintor]

"The only downside is that it spells "CLITORIS"."
- Rimmer, Red Dwarf