Fears for 228 as Air France jet vanishes

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A French passenger aircraft carrying 228 people has disappeared off the coast of Brazil, airline officials say.


The airline said flight AF447 was carrying 216 passengers in addition to a crew of 12. The aircraft is listed as an Airbus A330-200.

State radio reported a crisis center was being set up at Charles de Gaulle where the plane had been due to land at 11.15 a.m. local time.

Reports said an air force search and rescue operation was underway around the Brazilian island of Fernando de Noronha.
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dey be dead.
 
Nah, actually there's some 40 survivors, but they're stranded on an off-the-grid island, whose natives are living in a barracks in the middle of the island that was set up by a corporation performing research on the island, who also built a series of hatches, one of which contains a button that if not pressed every 108 minutes will destroy the world.

Should be an interesting couple of months for the survivors of AF447.
 
Everyone start up your Google Earth apps! Lets find these people!
 
It's probably another 2-things-went-wrong-at-the-same-time problem. Lightning/turbulence vs. pilot-overcorrection, etc.
 
Cool! 8 posts in and nobody said the "T" word!
 
Oh great! More meat for the conspiracy theorists.

The plane crashed and suck to the bottom before anyone could detect it and everyone drowned. End of story.
 
The True Story.

Well here is what I personally think happened.
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When the plane was flying, it ran into a huge turkey, which swallowed the plane. The people in the plane then transformed into apples, and the plane's engine grew a mouth and yelled "YEHAHOO". The turkey than went underwater, and started filter-feeding. The apples inside the turkey were then being flooded. So the apples got their bananaphones and started eating them, followed by violently tearing the plane apart in hopes of plasma tv's becoming emo.

When the tv's became emo, brazil turned into spagetti and the people in canada started to eat paintings. Everybody else in the world became inkjet printer paper. And the sun turned into a large deagle.

The end.
 
The pilot locked himself in the cockpit and decided to commit suicide, by flying the plane straight into the ocean...
 
MiccyNarc said:
Nah, actually there's some 40 survivors, but they're stranded on an off-the-grid island, whose natives are living in a barracks in the middle of the island that was set up by a corporation performing research on the island, who also built a series of hatches, one of which contains a button that if not pressed every 108 minutes will destroy the world.

Should be an interesting couple of months for the survivors of AF447.
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Ah.

Except the Others aren't really Natives i bet.
 
dabomb29 said:
Well here is what I personally think happened.
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When the plane was flying, it ran into a huge turkey, which swallowed the plane. The people in the plane then transformed into apples, and the plane's engine grew a mouth and yelled "YEHAHOO". The turkey than went underwater, and started filter-feeding. The apples inside the turkey were then being flooded. So the apples got their bananaphones and started eating them, followed by violently tearing the plane apart in hopes of plasma tv's becoming emo.

When the tv's became emo, brazil turned into spagetti and the people in canada started to eat paintings. Everybody else in the world became inkjet printer paper. And the sun turned into a large deagle.

The end.
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You're not funny.
 
Man, there's a lot of ****ing plane crashes and disasters in the news lately.

More then I've ever seen.
 
Uh my parents were flying to the Dominican Republic from Manchester when this plane went missing. This story really got me thinking on what it would have been like if it had been my parents plane that had vanished.
 
Diesel_Power said:
The plane crashed and suck to the bottom before anyone could detect it and everyone drowned.
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First he attacks the undersea internet cables, now this?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 
A plane crash always feels more terrible than other accidents as there's a sense of helplessness and lack of control if you're in that plane. There's nothing whatsoever you can do to prevent the accident.
 
The Monkey said:
A plane crash always feel more terrible than other accidents as there's a sense of helplessness and lack of control if you're in that plane. There's nothing whatsoever you can do to prevent the accident.
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It's also the fact that if you're on board you know you're probably going to die a couple of minutes before as the plane hurtles towards the ground.
 
Raziaar said:
Man, there's a lot of ****ing plane crashes and disasters in the news lately.

More then I've ever seen.
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Its the government reminding us why we need them!


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Well it was a French Jet.

Who knows what the pilot was doing with the stewardesses
 
I swear that I heard on the news somewhere that Terry O'Quinn (the actor who plays John Locke on Lost) actually was on this flight. I swear I heard that, does anyone know if there's any truth to it?
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I swear that I heard on the news somewhere that Terry O'Quinn (the actor who plays John Locke on Lost) actually was on this flight. I swear I heard that, does anyone know if there's any truth to it?
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If he is, he'll keep them safe. If he's not... I fear for them. :(
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I swear that I heard on the news somewhere that Terry O'Quinn (the actor who plays John Locke on Lost) actually was on this flight. I swear I heard that, does anyone know if there's any truth to it?
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Probably not.
 
dabomb29 said:
Well here is what I personally think happened.
-------------------
When the plane was flying, it ran into a huge turkey, which swallowed the plane. The people in the plane then transformed into apples, and the plane's engine grew a mouth and yelled "YEHAHOO". The turkey than went underwater, and started filter-feeding. The apples inside the turkey were then being flooded. So the apples got their bananaphones and started eating them, followed by violently tearing the plane apart in hopes of plasma tv's becoming emo.

When the tv's became emo, brazil turned into spagetti and the people in canada started to eat paintings. Everybody else in the world became inkjet printer paper. And the sun turned into a large deagle.

The end.
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As much as I want to hit you for taking the time to type out that nonsense, I'm not sure how I would feel about hitting a piece of paper.:LOL:
 
Wow..

That sucks.




Is it bad that I'm not feeling anything?
 
Nice contribution.

Yes, I'm aware with the irony of this.
 
Hi news channels, the plane is in the ocean, not missing.

Some people are just stupid, if lightning strikes a plane enough it will fry the systems onboard, thus Airbus=ocean.
 
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