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Astrologers: Solar Eclipse Will Cause World Violence

Indian astrologers are predicting violence and turmoil across the world as a result of this week's total solar eclipse, which the superstitious and religious view as a sign of potential doom.

Astrologers have predicted a rise in communal and regional violence in the days following the eclipse, particularly in India, China and other Southeast Asian nations where it can be seen on Wednesday morning.

Mumbai astrologer Raj Kumar Sharma predicted "some sort of attack by (Kashmiri separatists) Jaish-e-Mohammad or Al-Qaeda on Indian soil" and a devastating natural disaster in Southeast Asia.

An Indian political leader could be killed, he said, and tension between the West and Iran is likely to increase, escalating into possible US military action after September 9, when fiery Saturn moves from Leo into Virgo.

"The last 200 years, whenever Saturn has gone into Virgo there has been either a world war or a mini world war," he told AFP.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090720/sc_afp/scienceastronomyeclipseasiatourismsuperstition



solution? kill the superstitious/religious and then it's just a solar eclipse and not armaggeddon. I think it's the best solution to the long standing problem of wide spread lunacy
 
I don't think its has anything to do with Armageddon, the Astrologer is just stating his horoscopic thoughts really.
Looking on the wrong side of the scope gramps.
 
Somebody say riot?

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Can someone tell me what the **** AFP stands for? i always see that
 
Can't trust them slanty-eyed bastards, eh comrades?
 
Indian astrologers are predicting violence and turmoil across the world as a result of this week's total solar eclipse, which the superstitious and religious view as a sign of potential doom.
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What's the difference?
 
I'm willing to bet this eclipse has nothing to do with violence, murder, riots, or religious people at all. Its just human nature to be fuking retarded all the time
 
You have to wonder if people who believe that crap are more likely to be violent during as a result.
 
Nonsense, everyone knows it's the full Moon that causes increases in violence, not solar eclipses.
 
We should f*ck shit up, we should f*ckin start a rioooooooooooot!

A RIOT!
 
Dog-- said:
We should f*ck shit up, we should f*ckin start a rioooooooooooot!

A RIOT!
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at the Rainbow Bridge, Niagara Falls man...perfect place. I'd love to see people pile so high and push and shove their way right off the bridge into the gorge!

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Well since you are from the states and I'm from Canada, we shall meet there and have a battle to the death.

Side note: My mom works customs there haha.
 
Dog-- said:
We should f*ck shit up, we should f*ckin start a rioooooooooooot!

A RIOT!
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Ppeople inside me are asking me to blow up city hall, but everyone is Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. I don't think they need my help in rioting, even if that means in the aftermath I won't become a kick-ass Duke.
 
Dog-- said:
Well since you are from the states and I'm from Canada, we shall meet there and have a battle to the death.

Side note: My mom works customs there haha.
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i'm my sword and some paintball guns. also i may want a grenade and i'll try to whip up a flamethrower of some sorts. Also i just had an idea. someone should mod Left4Dead and have the pyro in there with the compression blast and an Engie with sentries and all the rest. it would be a fun mashup
 
To quote Bill Maher; "You know what, Nostradamus? Hand over the magic eightball, I think you've had enough shots on this one."
 
Well, we had the morning singing christmas songs instead since the weather was so cool and rainy.

No riots.

End Report from Singapore SEA
 
I would give it till December when CERN creates a Resonance Cascade
 
I think you're mistaking Kramer for H.E. Pennypacker or Dr. Martin von Nostrand
 
"Mr Hipster Doofus is an American singer, best known as being a death metal vocalist of Cannibal Corpse"

well that explains why I dont know who he is. I'm not a fan of barking music. I like my metal in plain english that everyone can understand


I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
Juicy burgers, greasy fries,
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls, with ketchup too!
Get out of my way, or I'll eat you
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
I'm going to turn dining
back into eating
I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!
 
Danimal said:
d00d have you listened to Mastodon?

And don't worry, it's not as bad as Anal C*nt
*snip*
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Man, that's one of the longest A.C. songs I've ever heard.

To bring the topic semi-back, does anyone else feel sad that you already missed the "best" eclipse the 21st century had to offer? I.e., the moon being as close to the Earth as possible and the actual eclipse lasting longer than any sex you've ever had?
 
MuToiD_MaN said:
Man, that's one of the longest A.C. songs I've ever heard.

To bring the topic semi-back, does anyone else feel sad that you already missed the "best" eclipse the 21st century had to offer? I.e., the moon being as close to the Earth as possible and the actual eclipse lasting longer than any sex you've ever had?
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The eclipse lasted as long as my weekend trip to Italy in 2007?
 
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