Flying Rabbis blowing trumpets to ward off pigs

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A group of rabbis and Jewish mystics have taken to the skies over Israel, praying and blowing ceremonial trumpets to ward off swine flu.

About 50 religious leaders circled over the country on Monday, chanting prayers and blowing the horns called "shofars".

oh religious people, you so crazy :LOL:

the video is pretty funny; the rabbi rocking back and forth while chanting into the phone in particular

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8196807.stm

someone needs to edit in a black sabbath song to coincide with their thrashing heads

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES!!!
 
Ohhhhhh, Rabbis.













Not Rabbits.














*loses interest*
 
lmao, I thought this was some nature thread about rabbits that like fart poison gas to ward of pigs that eat them or something...

I imagined it alot more interesting.
 
I thought here where hanging from a helicopter flying above the people honking the horns :(
 
Vivec! Every time I see your avatar it makes me wanna install Morrowind!
 
rabbit:

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rabbis:

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rabbit:

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rabbi:

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I pictured Bugs Bunny playing a trumpet in Porky Pigs face.

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Looked like a comedy skit with Adam Sandler or something.
 
Yet until May, no pigs were found to be infected. The pigs that did get it, got it from farm workers.
The virus has only been isolated from the respiratory tract and not from other tissues," according to the document. "The virus was not isolated in meat and therefore the novel H1N1 is not a food safety issue.
Wouldn't have mattered anyway since Jews don't eat swine.

Anyway, I think it's good that people are trying to do something, but what Egypt did, I think was ****ed up.
April 30, 2009. Egypt has ordered the slaughter of all its 300,000 pigs as a precaution against swine flu
This was before any pig had ever been found infected with this specific strain. Wow. Hmm, might as well slaughter everyone with AIDS, as a precaution.

I hope you ate all that meat you sick ****s.
In the past, CDC received reports of approximately one human swine influenza virus infection every one to two years in the U.S., but from December 2005 through February 2009, 12 cases of human infection with swine influenza have been reported.
wow, that's terrifying. :rolleyes:
 
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Yay, I found a suitable picture.

I read rabbits but immediately realised it was rabbis.
 
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