Folder or Scruncher?

Folder or Scruncher?


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LittleB

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Are you a Folder or a Scruncher? If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't bother voting :stare:

I'm curious because I didn't know Folders existed until my girlfriend told me about it :laugh:
 
LittleB said:
Are you a Folder or a Scruncher? If you don't know what I'm talking about, don't bother voting :stare:

I'm curious because I didn't know Folders existed until my girlfriend told me about it :laugh:

:| Please explain. Clothes?
 
No idea, please explain....

Edit: What the... this isn't interesting or exciting at all!

I have been conned and I want my toilet paper back.
 
clothes? money? doing a #1 sitting versus standing?
 
Like a "organizated" person and a "throw-everything-anyhow" person?
 
I have a feeling it's something lude.
 
Only girls fold.

Scruncher all the way.

EDIT: Toilet paper guys. Think toilet paper.
 
DarkStar said:
Only girls fold.

Scruncher all the way.

EDIT: Toiler paper guys. Think toiler paper.

Wtf! I voted wrong! Nooooo! Scruncher ftw!!
 
Oh... I see. Definately a scruncher.

EDIT: Damn, I was confused.
 
And another high-quality thread is launched on the world...
 
I never thought anyone scrunched it up then did the deed......seriously!
 
what is wrong with these treads?

anyway, this is better than the butt picking thread.
 
AntiAnto said:
Because folding is better?

Well it seems like it would use less bog roll for one, how much do you gather together and then scrunch?
 
Murray_H said:
Well it seems like it would use less bog roll for one, how much do you gather together and then scrunch?

Maybe 4-5 sheets.
 
And to put this as politely as possible, how many times do you use your 'scrunchie' before sending it to a watery grave, and how many 'scrunchies' do you use before mission accomplished?
 
3 scrunchies. I'm a "special" person. And how about you, Mister Folder?
 
Is that one/three scrunchies used and re-scrunched, then used again or just one wipe with one scrunchie than finished with it?
 
You people actually count them?

......
 
4-5 sheets per scrunchy.
3 scrunchies per business.
1 scrunchy per wipe.
1 flush per business/3 scrunchies.

15357 said:
You people actually count them?

......

I collect them too.
 
AntiAnto said:
4-5 sheets per scrunchy.
3 scrunchies per business.
1 scrunchy per wipe.
1 flush per business/3 scrunchies.

:laugh: sorry, the lingo in use here has actually made me laugh out loud

Interesting, and 1234567 (sorry, I don't know your name by heart yet :p) it's not hard to count to 3 is it? And if it's something you do 1+ times a day, you aren't going to forget easily :p
 
Murray_H said:
:laugh: sorry, the lingo in use here has actually made me laugh out loud

Interesting, and 1234567 (sorry, I don't know your name by heart yet :p) it's not hard to count to 3 is it? And if it's something you do 1+ times a day, you aren't going to forget easily :p

I'm curious as to the use of the folding method. So how about you?
 
I'm a folder. I don't see how you can scrunch without getting your crap all over your ass as you pull it away, because when you scrunch the paper must jut out at random angles...

I normally fold 2 or 3 pieces.

EDIT: Ehhh the swear filter didn't work.
 
StardogChampion said:
I'm a folder. I don't see how you can scrunch without getting your crap all over your ass as you pull it away, because when you scrunch the paper must jut out at random angles...

I normally fold 2 or 3 pieces.

That's the issue I thought scrunchers would have too

I'm a 2 sheet man myself, which gets re-used once (folded again :p) then banished to the ocean. Depending on what came out, I may use 3-6 folders. I do not mean of the lever-arch variety :p
 
Murray_H said:
That's the issue I thought scrunchers would have too

I'm a 2 sheet man myself, which gets re-used once (folded again :p) then banished to the ocean. Depending on what came out, I may use 3-6 folders. I do not mean of the lever-arch variety :p

In my whole life, it's the first time I've learnt about this method. You must be really specialized to be able to fold the toilet papers again...
 
AntiAnto said:
In my whole life, it's the first time I've learnt about this method. You must be really specialized to be able to fold the toilet papers again...

:laugh: this is how two tribes must have felt in acient times when they came across how the other made fire or something
 
Folder, it seems to use less (I'm paranoid of the toilets clogging up) anyway, scruncher, wouldn't that jsut be a big handful and.. I dunno, I'm jsut imagining this big huge freaking wad of TP... and... oh, nvm.


*while images of ass-wiping danced in their heads*
 
Murray_H said:
:laugh: this is how two tribes must have felt in acient times when they came across how the other made fire or something

It may be worth a try then. I hope it won't turn out like the first time I tried to get myself dressed up.
 
Murray_H said:
That's the issue I thought scrunchers would have too

I'm a 2 sheet man myself, which gets re-used once (folded again :p) then banished to the ocean. Depending on what came out, I may use 3-6 folders. I do not mean of the lever-arch variety :p

I sometimes fold it and use it again too, it depends how bad the damage is. :P

It would be interesting to know what people do in relation to where they live.
 
AntiAnto said:
It may be worth a try then. I hope it won't turn out like the first time I tried to get myself dressed up.

As effed up as it sounds, let me know how you get on :laugh:

And I'm interested in what happened when you tried to get dressed up.....
 
Murray_H said:
And I'm interested in what happened when you tried to get dressed up.....

Everywhere... it was everywhere on the floor...
 
I was once a scruncher, and then I realized the wrong doings of my ways, and converted to folder.
 
Scrunching is faster.

Also, there comes a time when recycling is not an option... and this is one of those times. I'm not re-using something with shit on it. That's an accident waiting to happen.
 
I often reuse folded toilet paper. It's conservative.
 
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