Foolproof Plan:

[Mechagodzilla]

Hunt for live pterodactyls in order to prove that evolution is fake???

"Creation Science researcher Dr. Kirk Taber, in his account of his 1974 expedition to Mt. Ararat to search for remains of Noah's Ark, tells of an attack on his party by a velociraptor, whose bloody violence was so great that they barely escaped alive (his Turkish guides lost three arms, two feet, and a chunk of thigh, collectively). Dr. Taber theorized that the velociraptor's ancestors, who were peaceful, had remained in the area when they exited the Ark, some 4,000 years ago, and that the effects of millennia of genetic entropy had turned their progeny into monsters."

(This is a link, by the way.
Also, could the mods please revert the links to being a different colour than normal text? Because it's annoying having to write "this is a link" in order to identify that this is a link.)

It's crazy, the stuff you find on the internets when you're browsing for high-poly game models.
I'm tempted to sign up though, if only to make the best documentary ever.

 

[Tr0n]

Wtf...? :|

 

[Mr-Fusion]

 

[ne0_shiny]

OH NOes!
What if you dont browse for high-poly game models?
What the hell is that anyway???
I dont get it...

rotf Mr-Fusion

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Don't forget to continue to the Project: Pterosaur mission page.

http://objective.jesussave.us/projectpterosaur.html

"Why Look For Living Pterosaurs?


Kids love pterosaurs! Once Project Pterosaur is complete, children's eyes will be opened to the wonder of Creation.
Evolutionists have engaged in a propaganda campaign to trick the public into falsely believing that the Earth is billions of years old and that many animals which lived side-by-side with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden actually died millions of years before humans were created (or "evolved" in their twisted view.) By finding and displaying living examples of what the Evolutionists claim is impossible, we will sow the seeds of Evolutionism doubt, thereby making the public receptive to the truth of the Bible.


While there are other extant creatures which Evolutionists claim have gone extinct long before man, they are not as ideal for our purposes as pterosaurs. Some of the alternatives are:

Apatosaurs: Still live in the jungles of the Congo. They are too large for our planned facilities (and especially for those of the church groups who would wish to borrow them) and breeding would be difficult given their presumably longer life cycle.
Plesiosaurs: Are reported living in many lakes and their carcasses have been found in the oceans by fishermen. However, they are notoriously difficult to find alive and would require a large and expensive aquatic facility to display them.
Trilobites: We know they still live in the oceanic depths from body parts that have been found washed ashore. They would require very expensive submersible vehicles and pressurized display tanks.
Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind. "

In a way, I'm secretly wishing this were true. I want a pet dinosaur.

 

[LittleB]

In a way, I'm secretly wishing this were true. I want a pet dinosaur.

I want a velociraptor guard dog

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wouldn't it then just be... a guard velociraptor?

 

[fuzzy_aus]

Religeon destroys braincells.

 

[Razor]

The website doesn't work.

 

[baron insig]

i want a velociraptor waiter, but u done see me asking for one!

You read me asking for one, Heh :hmph:

 

[CrazyHarij]

Umm... Why does that link lead to porn? :|

 

[Razor]

Umm... Why does that link lead to porn? :|

Porn? It leads me to a hosting company http://www.web1000.com/.

 

[The Dark Elf]

Hunt for live pterodactyls in order to prove that evolution is fake???

"Creation Science researcher Dr. Kirk Taber, in his account of his 1974 expedition to Mt. Ararat to search for remains of Noah's Ark, tells of an attack on his party by a velociraptor, whose bloody violence was so great that they barely escaped alive (his Turkish guides lost three arms, two feet, and a chunk of thigh, collectively). Dr. Taber theorized that the velociraptor's ancestors, who were peaceful, had remained in the area when they exited the Ark, some 4,000 years ago, and that the effects of millennia of genetic entropy had turned their progeny into monsters."

(This is a link, by the way.
Also, could the mods please revert the links to being a different colour than normal text? Because it's annoying having to write "this is a link" in order to identify that this is a link.)

It's crazy, the stuff you find on the internets when you're browsing for high-poly game models.
I'm tempted to sign up though, if only to make the best documentary ever.

I think that guy watched too many of those old 60's british movies where Doug McClure finds dinosaurs at the ends of the earth and below the surfaces.. Or he saw dinotopia and got confused with real life.

 

[Danimal]

The land before time 304: Cliched heroism.



*Ahem*

Yeah, that's pretty 'foolproof'.

 

[Razor]

I think that guy watched too many of those old 60's british movies where Doug McClure finds dinosaurs at the ends of the earth and below the surfaces.. Or he saw dinotopia and got confused with real life.

What was that movie with the German submarine that goes through an sub-artic cave and comes across a tropical island that is full of dinosaurs?

 

[spookymooky]

"Another famous misclassification is that of the Puerto Rican chupacabra ("goat sucker," after its fondness for attacking the flocks of local shepherds), which some researchers hold is a type of pterosaur. However, I am of the firm opinion that it is in fact a velociraptor."

Somehow I find this quote hilarious.

Also this:
"The size, color, and homicidal disposition was not at all like the kind of bat Sanderson killed, which are brownish in color and not known to attack humans. Therefore, the most reasonable conclusion is that it was a pterosaur which feeds on fruit bats."

 

[el Chi]

Apatosaurs: Still live in the jungles of the Congo. They are too large for our planned facilities (and especially for those of the church groups who would wish to borrow them) and breeding would be difficult given their presumably longer life cycle.

Borrow them?
I say vicar, terribly sorry to bother you and all; I was just wondering if I could be cheeky and borrow your Apatosaurus ?
Oh of course Mrs. Buntkcake.

Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind. "

Velociraptors were native to Central Asia. This was never joined to what is now Latin America. Not in the thousands of years since the creation of the Earth :hmph:

 

[spookymooky]

El Chi, are you telling me...this is not based on fact?!

 

[xLostx]

hax'd~~