For the Halo completist: the Master Chief Penis Hat

[CptStern]

no really ....

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/chocolatechief.jpg

personally i prefer being a viking

 

[CR0M]

Mexican bandido, me.

 

[RyanG]

You guys... >_<

 

[Eejit]

Shut up Vern!

 

[CptStern]

Hey Pancho!!! Put A Sombrero On That!!!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Penises need hats?

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

yes. To keep warm when it rains.
I mean, duh.

 

[CyberPitz]

What if it's snowing. Do you really wanna leave the little guy out in the snow alone! He's get all cold, and try to hide inside your stomach. Do you really want a dick in your stomach?

 

[<RJMC>]

I want a crown

 

[CR0M]

In your stomach?

 

[CptStern]

yes, I think people fail to understand that the hats are edible ...they're meant to be edible ..................





...I can almost picture the hamster wheel slowly turning

 

[Que-Ever]

They're made of chocolate. The URL says so. Sheesh.

For blowjobs or something.

 

[CptStern]

oh ffs it's for keeping you penis from getting wet on rainy days

 

[Cormeh]

So that's what's under Master Chiefs helmet? It all makes sense now!


.... kekekekekeke "helmet".