Four-Word Story Fun

[leadfish]

I'd like to start a four-word story thread because I think they can be hilarious

Rules:
1. You can only contribute 4 (four) words to the story in one post.
2. A maximum of 2 (two) posts per user, per page please to keep it open to everyone and try to keep one person from spamming the story to raise post counts.
3. Good humour = :thumbs: - Anything against HL2.net policy will be deleted (I hope).
4. Try to keep the story semi-coherent
5. If you're just beaten to the post by someone else, please try to edit your four words so the story flows nicely

If everyone gets in on it, these can be heaps of fun, but please don't go overboard.

<start of four-word story>

One day Maximillion jumped

 

[Jackal hit]

I'd like to start a four-word story thread because I think they can be hilarious

Rules:
1. You can only contribute 4 (four) words to the story in one post.
2. A maximum of 2 (two) posts per user, per page please to keep it open to everyone and try to keep one person from spamming the story to raise post counts.
3. Good humour = :thumbs: - Anything against HL2.net policy will be deleted (I hope).
4. Try to keep the story semi-coherent

If everyone gets in on it, these can be heaps of fun, but please don't go overboard.

<start of four-word story>

One day Maximillion jumped

into bed with a

 

[Deadline]

...homosexual communist dictator who...

 

[CyberSh33p]

..., after much contemplation, found...

 

[Letters]

was when Maximillion was

 

[Chris D]

a nice, big one

 

[Deadline]

...legged bar stool which...

 

[Chris D]

stuck out from the

 

[Bling]

window behind his bed.

 

[CrazyHarij]

He climbed out on

 

[Letters]

top of the communist's

 

[CyberSh33p]

silly, overly large hat

<not pertaining to story: how many posts is a page? ts customizable you know...>[damn letters]

chris_d edit <also not pertaining to story:> 15 posts.

 

[Glo-Boy]

and pulled out a

 

[nw909]

green lazer pointer, then

 

[CrazyHarij]

fired randomly at everything,

 

[Dan]

igniting the drapery. "Whoah!"

 

[Deadline]

he screams like a

 

[CyberSh33p]

..., said the local dirt...

 

[leadfish]

...who called firefighters in...

 

[CrazyHarij]

that didnt do shit

 

[torso boy]

while eating a sandwich

 

[CrazyHarij]

and doncing a little

(this rocks)

 

[Deadline]

while watching Power Rangers

 

[leadfish]

with some peg-legged pirates.

(peg-legged is hypenated )

 

[Vigilante]

masturbating to some little

 

[CyberSh33p]

leperous oscillating midget. The

 

[CrazyHarij]

..firefighters wanted to leave

<try to keep this to a mature kind of humor>

 

[torso boy]

the nuclear missle silo
<yeah, mature, random humor>

 

[CrazyHarij]

and start a new

 

[clarky003]

..because budgie's where protruding

 

[Deadline]

from his boxer shorts

 

[torso boy]

into left side of

 

[Stigmata]

their fireman suits. Then,

 

[CrazyHarij]

a huge Strider appeared

 

[torso boy]

everybody died. Chickens exit

 

[Deadline]

and do the hokey-pokey

 

[clarky003]

..Then Rob Schneider said

< last post >

 

[CrazyHarij]

you should stop spamming

<Please I dont want this thing locked!>

 

[CyberSh33p]

, said crazyharij. A fine

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

small carribbean bannana boat