Freakin seriously guys

[xcellerate]

Screamers should be removed from this site. Any body linking to them should have their post removed. They are the cheapest way to scare people, and they are totally unoriginal.

Every screamer follows the same basic guide lines.
-Give the viewer something that requires his attention, like tracing out a shape or finding waldo in a crowd.
-Have the user listen to something that's really soft and they want to hear to get them to turn their sound up. "If you play stairway to heaven backwards you can hear that the band actually worships Satan!"

They are getting very old and I’m tired of everybody filling up threads about something else with a screamer about that subject. They aren't even scary anymore! If you can't see a screamer coming, then change your name to Helen Keller.

 

[Absinthe]

I have ham fat on my shirt.

 

[joule]

Haha. Now what would drive you to make such a thread?

Spoiler

lol sorry man

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I have ham fat on my shirt.

lol <3

 

[Qonfused]

I had spaghetti for dinner.

 

[Absinthe]

I had spaghetti for dinner.

omg im so sorry

 

[xcellerate]

actually joule, yea it was yours. But this really is like the 6th one i've seen TODAY. It got old around the 2nd one.

 

[SimonomiS]

Removed as in banned/by a moderator? As in you're making a suggestion for the site and it's rules?

Site Feedback plzkthnxbai.

 

[Absinthe]

Do people actually use that forum.

 

[The Mullinator]

I had spaghetti for dinner.

**** you spaghetti owns all. Spaghetti with meatballs may even commit sexual atrocities so evil (and by evil I mean good) that it puts even the porn industry to shame.

 

[Shamrock]

I had all you can eat wings from Quaker Steak and Lube tonight.

 

[Absinthe]

Heh... meatballs...

Right... I need to sleep.

 

[xcellerate]

holy crap. Just delete this thread mods. I'll just put it in the site feedback, which i know now about.

 

[sinkoman]

holy crap. Just delete this thread mods. I'll just put it in the site feedback, which i know now about.

And yet another thread derailed by Absinthe!

You are starting to become quite the tr0n buddy.

*puts hand around absinthe's shoulder, and we walk into the sunset*

 

[Qonfused]

/kicks the gays.

 

[Naudian]

I had spaghetti too :|

 

[Krynn72]

*cough cough* hrrrmm *gag*


uhg, had a cheeseball stuck in my throat. sorry.

 

[sinkoman]

/kicks the gays.

More like a father son walk into the sunset.

/kicks homophobic.

/rapes Trent Reznor

 

[Cormeh]

*screams*

 

[Last One In]

Call the paramedics, we got a screamer here.

 

[Steven]

Discuss

 

[Unfocused]

I don't know yet what I'm going to have for dinner.

 

[<RJMC>]

Omfg I Am Screaming Lol!

 

[Shodan]

I will get Chow Mein for dinner.

New Hong-Kong is such an unorginal name.

 

[Raziaar]

<waves his little black book around>

Anybody know whats in this thing? I've mentioned it a few times, and i'm almost prepared to act upon my promises.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The idea that the extraordinary narrative which has been called the Joyce-Armstrong Fragment is an elaborate practical joke evolved by some unknown person, cursed by a perverted and sinister sense of humour, has now been abandoned by all who have examined the matter. The most macabre and imaginative of plotters would hesitate before linking his morbid fancies with the unquestioned and tragic facts which reinforce the statement. Though the assertions contained in it are amazing and even monstrous, it is none the less forcing itself upon the general intelligence that they are true, and that we must readjust our ideas to the new situation. This world of ours appears to be separated by a slight and precarious margin of safety from a most singular and unexpected danger. I will endeavour in this narrative, which reproduces the original document in its necessarily somewhat fragmentary form, to lay before the reader the whole of the facts up to date, prefacing my statement by saying that, if there be any who doubt the narrative of Joyce-Armstrong, there can be no question at all as to the facts concerning Lieutenant Myrtle, R.N., and Mr. Hay Connor, who undoubtedly met their end in the manner described.

The Joyce-Armstrong Fragment was found in the field which is called Lower Haycock, lying one mile to the westward of the village of Withyham, upon the Kent and Sussex border. It was on the fifteenth of September last that an agricultural labourer, James Flynn, in the employment of Mathew Dodd, farmer, of the Chauntry Farm, Withyham, perceived a briar pipe lying near the footpath which skirts the hedge in Lower Haycock. A few paces farther on he picked up a pair of broken binocular glasses. Finally, among some nettles in the ditch-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII-
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

Ha, gotcha!

Hmm, it doesn't work so well in text.