I mean look at it.
The guy gets his big fancy suit and prances about killing everything in his path all the while feeling snug as a bug.
Then poor old Alyx who runs for her life in a pair of jeans and a hooded top and is constantly being killed and then brought back to life!!!
Now you would think that Gordon, an aging scientist with glasses and a beard, would hand over his Protective suit to a chick half his age who has the hots for him.
No wonder he doesn't get any action!
The guy gets his big fancy suit and prances about killing everything in his path all the while feeling snug as a bug.
Then poor old Alyx who runs for her life in a pair of jeans and a hooded top and is constantly being killed and then brought back to life!!!
Now you would think that Gordon, an aging scientist with glasses and a beard, would hand over his Protective suit to a chick half his age who has the hots for him.
No wonder he doesn't get any action!