Freshers to do list

[Solaris]

Hey guys. Luckily for me, I failed my first year for my physics degree, so I've changed course to history and get to be a fresher again at my university in Belfast. I've decided not to live in halls again (with regret).

However, I imagine quite a few members here are starting university for the first time.

So in this thread they can find a to-do list of all the things they should achieve in their first year of uni. Please add to the list with each post.

1. Pass your exams
2. Get laid
3. Steal something that weighs over 10kg

 

[mindless_moder]

4. Not be a pain in the classes i'm teaching.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

5) don't be a slut

 

[Solaris]

6) **** as many people as possible.

7) Get in a fight with a member of the opposite sex

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Find a place to live, pretend this is a satisfactory existence for a while and spend all your money on school books.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

and by that he means parents' money

 

[Viperidae]

8) Avoid Solaris.

 

[jet_porkins]

9) Avoid Solaris.

 

[Barnz]

10) piss people off

 

[ríomhaire]

I passed my first year physics exams and I learned one thing from my fresher year:
Pool is awesome. Play pool.

Of course, I knew that already, but I had temporarily forgotten.

Also, vouchers are awesome too. And Tuesdays in Subway.

 

[MJ12]

12) learn to count

Ohhhh gawd I'm witty

Spoiler

;(

 

[bryanf445]

beer and women..nuff said

 

[NeptuneUK]

13) Find a fresher who isn't single but do them anyway.

I was two days into freshers week and I succeeded FAF week.

\o/


PS - she was fit.

 

[lefty]

what the **** is a fresher? sounds like a flamer.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Someone who has just begun university.
In my first year, we were given a lot of condoms and some shots, as well as various sweets. The next year, alcohol was apparently no longer allowed to be given away. The Christian Union gave us some chips though. God, I could do with a portion of chips right now.

 

[lefty]

ah, a freshman. I can see why someone like solaris would be against using that specific term.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Its them euros mang. Them and their crazy terms.

 

[mindless_moder]

Someone who has just begun university.
In my first year, we were given a lot of condoms and some shots, as well as various sweets. The next year, alcohol was apparently no longer allowed to be given away. The Christian Union gave us some chips though. God, I could do with a portion of chips right now.

Were they round and stamped with a cross ?.

 

[Maestro]

Did said candies cause a floating dog to explode upon consummation?

/obscurebookreference

 

[Eejit]

14) Live the cliche

 

[kineaesth]

15) Close a perfectly okay thread for no apparent reason

[edit] hahahah naw just kidding

15) would be to make friends with someone you normally wouldn't be friends with

 

[AJ Rimmer]

and by that he means parents' money

Why would I use my parent's money to buy school books? The government gives me loads of money for precisely that purpose.

 

[Shift]

-Blow £1600 worth of maintenance money on gigging equipment.
-Steal an xbox from a few floors up at a flat party
-Throw in three seperate places on your carpet, when a toilet is just across the landing
-Steal at least one pint per night
-Become largely apparant to your guardian angel of the year, aspirin.

All achieved in one week.

 

[Danimal]

Hey guys. Luckily for me, I failed my first year for my physics degree, so I've changed course to history and get to be a fresher again at my university in Belfast. I've decided not to live in halls again (with regret).

However, I imagine quite a few members here are starting university for the first time.

So in this thread they can find a to-do list of all the things they should achieve in their first year of uni. Please add to the list with each post.

1. Pass your exams
2. Get laid
3. Steal something that weighs over 10kg

I don't get exams, the chicks in my class are un-layable and everything is chained to their desk.

So now plans are, basically:

1) Finish this year, passing everything.
2) gtfo of uni
3) Move down to Byron Bay to live with hippies, getting a degree in sound engineering.

 

[Solaris]

-Blow £1600 worth of maintenance money on gigging equipment.
-Steal an xbox from a few floors up at a flat party
-Throw in three seperate places on your carpet, when a toilet is just across the landing
-Steal at least one pint per night
-Become largely apparant to your guardian angel of the year, aspirin.

All achieved in one week.

IT WAS YOU!!!!

 

[Shift]

IT WAS YOU!!!!

I actually had a drunken irish acomplice. lol good times.

 

[Danimal]

wtf is it with everyone and wanting to steal stuff.

Dog ****s.

 

[Shift]

wtf is it with everyone and wanting to steal stuff.

Dog ****s.

HE MADE ME DO IT!!!

 

[The Monkey]

- Develop a nice whisky addiction.
- Throw up on as many streets as you can.

 

[Sam]

13) Find a fresher who isn't single but do them anyway.

I was two days into freshers week and I succeeded FAF week.

\o/


PS - she was fit.

I hope you don't mean that prostitute we saw last night.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I hope you don't mean that prostitute we saw last night.

No, turned out she had a penis.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I can't wait for fresher's week, because I have a kid. A daughter! An American. I feel that she is the bridge that me and my wife need to reconcile with each other.

 

[Eejit]

Fresher's week is a good time to destroy your liver and pick up some STIs, just act like a mindless animal.

 

[Shift]

Its a myth, I didn't get any action during freshers, or any of the first year of uni for that bloody matter!

 

[Gargantou]

Hey guys. Luckily for me, I failed my first year for my physics degree, so I've changed course to history and get to be a fresher again at my university in Belfast. I've decided not to live in halls again (with regret).

However, I imagine quite a few members here are starting university for the first time.

So in this thread they can find a to-do list of all the things they should achieve in their first year of uni. Please add to the list with each post.

1. Pass your exams
2. Get laid
3. Steal something that weighs over 10kg

x. Sleep with a teacher of the samesex for higher grades.

just act like a mindless animal.

Doesn't Solaris always do that?

 

[Mr Stabby]

On my freshers week I was stoned or drunk or a combination of both the entire time I was awake.

 

[Solaris]

That's the way to do it.

I remember a couple of years ago a guy posted saying that he was half way though his first week and comrade badger posted "Why aren't you drink RIGHT NOW?!?"

 

[TimoJay]

As an added bonus for completing your list, you will get to experience your third "freshers" next year!

 

[Eejit]

Barbarians...

 

[knut]

The freshers at Falmouth is two weeks and we have pirate parties and shit.

Gonna be ****ing cool.