Frozen Squirrel

[-Psy-]

My mate went outside his house this morning to find a frozen squirrel sitting (well, kinda lying) in his garden. He took a picture of it which is similar to this;

Freaky eh?

 

[The Mullinator]

Wow that is actually sad. Odd how it could have happened though, either he was sick and already dying or someone did something to him, and I don't think it could have been an animal since I can't see any obvious wounds.

 

[Beerdude26]

Maybe he fell out of his lair, and because of a huge afterparty he didn't notice it and kept on sleeping :|

 

[short recoil]

What is freaky about a dead squirrel?

The other week i found an injured badger in the road with its back damaged and lungs punctured so i picked up a log from the treeline and smashed its head in.

 

[clarky003]

euh, you could of just said put it out of its misery.

 

[CyberPitz]

It's true, Short Recoil is a god! He determines life or death!

/hail.

 

[Chrysalid]

:< That's sad. Poor squirrel.

 

[Greatgat]

Okay! I did it, alright!? I froze the freakin' squirrel! He had it coming! He made fun of my sister... Said she ate nuts...

 

[CyberPitz]

Okay! I did it, alright!? I froze the freakin' squirrel! He had it coming! He made fun of my sister... Said she ate nuts...

She does :naughty:

 

[Javert]

Frozen carbonite is a bad thing for squirrels apparently. :x

 

[Greatgat]

She does :naughty:

Don't make me freeze you too....

 

[[eXp]Grey]

i killed 2 hedgehogs by accident this week :/

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't make me freeze you too....

D: D: D:

 

[boystupid]

I would have said she tastes them but don't eat them :naughty:

 

[el Chi]

The other week i found an injured badger in the road with its back damaged and lungs punctured so i picked up a log from the treeline and smashed its head in.

Have you ever considered stand-up?

 

[Kangy]

Sorry, Recoil, but I'd rather sleep with Lawyer than you.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Legendary.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[OvA]

short recoil's masculinity is rivaled only by his love for all creatures big and small

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Try throwing a gas canister and hanging it up in a tree and igniting the canister.

Guaranteed to make you laugh and cry for the squirrels/ birds at the same time! Seriously though, don't actually tried it. I found out the consequences of ****ing with mother Nature.

 

[Maxi]

What is freaky about a dead squirrel?

The other week i found an injured badger in the road with its back damaged and lungs punctured so i picked up a log from the treeline and smashed its head in.

Last year I(capital) found an injured short recoil(gun) in the (bed having sex) middle of the road with its back damaged and lungs punctured so I(capital) picked up a log about as long as my arm(note: MUCH shorter than the penis of a gun with a not so large recoil) from the treeline and smashed it's head(containing the world smartest brain) in.

 

[Absinthe]

Last year I(capital) found an injured short recoil(gun) in the (bed having sex) middle of the road with its back damaged and lungs punctured so I(capital) picked up a log about as long as my arm(note: MUCH shorter than the penis of a gun with a not so large recoil) from the treeline and smashed it's head(containing the world smartest brain) in.

You lost me.

 

[MiccyNarc]

You lost me.

QFMFT.

 

[Danimal]

I left a bottle of coke out one time and came back the next morning and it was frozen.

Does that count?

 

[Beerdude26]

I left a bottle of coke out one time and came back the next morning and it was frozen.

Does that count?

Omg you should have run away :O

Stuff like that explodes, one of my friends once got a nasty cut from exploding ice shards :|

 

[-Psy-]

Ova, your avatar is stuff of legends, disturbing ones :/

Exploding cans are by far the best invention ever!

 

[Polaris]

Poor squirrel...
You are really freak...