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The Bath Get f**ked night. aka The bath festival
Went to work, Made a deal left at 7:30
Met rob, Bought fries from curries Laughed a lot walking to Town like usual
Drank 2 big bottles of Reef, 45 seconds each to drink.
Walked to the bath fest with Alex Rhi and Hayley, Alex was drunk rather drunk.She looked Amazing as Always
Once we got to the bath festival itself there was a problem of finding other people. Which I did by sticking my hands in the air and phoning Berge. Met A load of people I haven’t seen in ages and thought ah! And the like. Now I am Owed a Pint and 2 pounds of change from Tim wenland! I will never forget!
Numerous random bottles of Ale was thrust into my hand as well as Budweiser and Lager. That lil s**t moulds brother kept on Slapping Alex’s behind, n I was getting very very p***ed of with him. Though I didn’t punch him in the face so I am still at a point in my life where I have never punched anyone ever in the face.
I got really drunk at this point and then this amazing Rock band came on!! Tic Tic Tic Tic Ohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They did two songs and then went off! So everyone was kinda saddened. At this point I start falling everywhere but I only actually make it to the floor once!
And the rest is kinda a Blur Except streety “Clarifying “his inner Self. Alex told me laughed I jogged over there n said Street get up you are making an A**e of your self! Didn’t work he must of been really drunk.
Fireworks were S**t. But I was with Alex so it was nice to watch them.
Pete Oldham got owned by the police
As the night slowed down Alex kinda sobered up! and then the police came, there was a huge line of them and one in front with a loudspeaker telling people to leave, me and rob were going to attack them on there left side because they were holding truncheons in there right hands , bit like a Phalanx’s' weakness. But couldn’t muster the courage or numbers to take on 80 odd police officers.
So we left, Rob dug out of a bush his stashed bottle of reef which we drank on the way back to Rhi's. When I got to Rhis' I downed another bottle of Reef even faster it seemed and started chatting We got threw sat down for about 5 mins and then went to meet Si, This was a big mistake to say the least
We walked to and skipped to Laura Place fountain (Was bubbled) he wasn’t there so we went to the abbey Taxi Stand. Met him and 3 random girls he knew and walked them to Bath Hampton. Bath bloody Hampton! Its like miles away. On the way we went past the fountain again and decided to jump in. bubbles everywhere water everywhere so I was pre-soaked for my drunken Hike.
I then phoned Alex to tell her where I was, and ended up skipping down Pultney Street with Si and rob talking about how we were going to jump in the canal. However when we got there we kinda got disturbed because we were drunk rob cant swim very well and there is no where to get out so we scraped that idea and walked along the road all the way to where ever we were going.
On the way we started to get bored. And Bath Hampton has a surprising amount of roadworks. So we proceeded to steal all the roadwork’s signs we could. It involved me punching the top of the triangle out and then rob and si fighting over the bottom bit. We collected about 4 signs and a police traffic cone. Rob hid one to collect later, one of the girls there took one home. We all ended up at this random junction in a phone box, which was somehow warmer. Said bye walked back complain profusely about how far we had to walk.
Rob found his sign in someone’s front garden. Si stole a big blue and white arrow and I stacked with my trusty road getting narrow sign. And then the time kinda flew talking about random stuff that drunks normally talk about. And found the fountain again. I folded up my road sign and then started splashing rob who then splashed me a hell of a lot more and I ran away.
Got loads of dodgy looks walking through bath with me and rob carrying traffic signs (rob stole si's because it was blue) and Si with a Police cone.
Got to the end of the road so to speak, Rob Walked Si home because Si was scared. and I walked to rhis, Saw Alex on the way she had gone to get chips, She seemed really really p***ed of about the whole escapade, seemed to get the idea from people I was going to drown Sowwie
And then got into Rhis took pictures of me and my sign in the pitch black which I will upload soon as I figure out how.
And realised how unbelievably soaking I was,
Then morning was kinda weird, Watched Saw! Was kinda boring and crap, Lots of gore though! Had bacon and sausages and then went home! Well when I mean home went to newbridge on bus the Alex got of there she carried on to Bristol and I went to find rob and see how he was! And the lil fecker was perfectly fine. Though Si Apparently had quite the headache!
Overall this Bath Fest was memorable didn’t rain surprisingly and I have know Alex for a year! Yay!
And I got loads of exercise too, Next year had best be better I will be 18!
Also There is a mod Place in bathhampton of some kind there was razor wire!!
Pic of me With ma roadsign : http://img283.echo.cx/img283/9719/dscf00306do.jpg
Went to work, Made a deal left at 7:30
Met rob, Bought fries from curries Laughed a lot walking to Town like usual
Drank 2 big bottles of Reef, 45 seconds each to drink.
Walked to the bath fest with Alex Rhi and Hayley, Alex was drunk rather drunk.She looked Amazing as Always
Once we got to the bath festival itself there was a problem of finding other people. Which I did by sticking my hands in the air and phoning Berge. Met A load of people I haven’t seen in ages and thought ah! And the like. Now I am Owed a Pint and 2 pounds of change from Tim wenland! I will never forget!
Numerous random bottles of Ale was thrust into my hand as well as Budweiser and Lager. That lil s**t moulds brother kept on Slapping Alex’s behind, n I was getting very very p***ed of with him. Though I didn’t punch him in the face so I am still at a point in my life where I have never punched anyone ever in the face.
I got really drunk at this point and then this amazing Rock band came on!! Tic Tic Tic Tic Ohhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They did two songs and then went off! So everyone was kinda saddened. At this point I start falling everywhere but I only actually make it to the floor once!
And the rest is kinda a Blur Except streety “Clarifying “his inner Self. Alex told me laughed I jogged over there n said Street get up you are making an A**e of your self! Didn’t work he must of been really drunk.
Fireworks were S**t. But I was with Alex so it was nice to watch them.
Pete Oldham got owned by the police
As the night slowed down Alex kinda sobered up! and then the police came, there was a huge line of them and one in front with a loudspeaker telling people to leave, me and rob were going to attack them on there left side because they were holding truncheons in there right hands , bit like a Phalanx’s' weakness. But couldn’t muster the courage or numbers to take on 80 odd police officers.
So we left, Rob dug out of a bush his stashed bottle of reef which we drank on the way back to Rhi's. When I got to Rhis' I downed another bottle of Reef even faster it seemed and started chatting We got threw sat down for about 5 mins and then went to meet Si, This was a big mistake to say the least
We walked to and skipped to Laura Place fountain (Was bubbled) he wasn’t there so we went to the abbey Taxi Stand. Met him and 3 random girls he knew and walked them to Bath Hampton. Bath bloody Hampton! Its like miles away. On the way we went past the fountain again and decided to jump in. bubbles everywhere water everywhere so I was pre-soaked for my drunken Hike.
I then phoned Alex to tell her where I was, and ended up skipping down Pultney Street with Si and rob talking about how we were going to jump in the canal. However when we got there we kinda got disturbed because we were drunk rob cant swim very well and there is no where to get out so we scraped that idea and walked along the road all the way to where ever we were going.
On the way we started to get bored. And Bath Hampton has a surprising amount of roadworks. So we proceeded to steal all the roadwork’s signs we could. It involved me punching the top of the triangle out and then rob and si fighting over the bottom bit. We collected about 4 signs and a police traffic cone. Rob hid one to collect later, one of the girls there took one home. We all ended up at this random junction in a phone box, which was somehow warmer. Said bye walked back complain profusely about how far we had to walk.
Rob found his sign in someone’s front garden. Si stole a big blue and white arrow and I stacked with my trusty road getting narrow sign. And then the time kinda flew talking about random stuff that drunks normally talk about. And found the fountain again. I folded up my road sign and then started splashing rob who then splashed me a hell of a lot more and I ran away.
Got loads of dodgy looks walking through bath with me and rob carrying traffic signs (rob stole si's because it was blue) and Si with a Police cone.
Got to the end of the road so to speak, Rob Walked Si home because Si was scared. and I walked to rhis, Saw Alex on the way she had gone to get chips, She seemed really really p***ed of about the whole escapade, seemed to get the idea from people I was going to drown Sowwie
And then got into Rhis took pictures of me and my sign in the pitch black which I will upload soon as I figure out how.
And realised how unbelievably soaking I was,
Then morning was kinda weird, Watched Saw! Was kinda boring and crap, Lots of gore though! Had bacon and sausages and then went home! Well when I mean home went to newbridge on bus the Alex got of there she carried on to Bristol and I went to find rob and see how he was! And the lil fecker was perfectly fine. Though Si Apparently had quite the headache!
Overall this Bath Fest was memorable didn’t rain surprisingly and I have know Alex for a year! Yay!
And I got loads of exercise too, Next year had best be better I will be 18!
Also There is a mod Place in bathhampton of some kind there was razor wire!!
Pic of me With ma roadsign : http://img283.echo.cx/img283/9719/dscf00306do.jpg
