Fun facts about HL2.net users

[DreamThrall]

Most HL2.net users...

-hate the 10 character limit.
-prefer to let people live (over killing them)
-prefer the first Jurassic Park movie to the others.
-are straight (or, at least, only ADMIT to being straight...)
-wash from top to bottom in the shower.
-like the Beatles better than Elvis.
-prefer SNL to MADDTV.
-think Dave Chappelle is funnier than Chris Rock.
-would rather see Kerry in office.
-think hamsters are TEH FLUFFEH!!1! (very adorable)
-can't decide whether they want a cell phone or not.
-liked the movie "Collateral".
-drive a car with a manual transmission and like Steam.
-are American.
-would love to go to a HL2.net meetup, but are too far away from -ComradeBadger.
-are going back to school this fall.
-are aged 14-20.
-hate "1337".
-don't let the fanboys here tell them which game to buy.
-have too much time on their hands (oh wait, maybe that's just me...)


Feel free to add other fun facts you may have come upon... these were just from the "General Offtopic" forum.

 

[Cybernoid]

Most HL2.net users...

-hate the 10 character limit.

No.

10char

 

[Chris D]

It's actually 6 characters now

 

[Varsity]

123456

edit: WHY? WHY DO YOU TORTURE US SO?

 

[Burn]

Why even bother with the limit, everyone just dodges it with "6charalimit" on the end of there posts anyways, if its ment to be stoping spam, then why dont you hand out warning for it?

Im aware I've done it afew times, so no one come and give me that line please

 

[-JeZ-]

Muhaha!

 

[lePobz]

-have to tolerate immature idiots trolling the boards that never seem to get banned.

 

[thenerdguy]

Sorry id rather have Bush in office. But hey thats just me.

 

[Recoil]

Most HL2.net users...

-like to turn any offtopic thread into a Kerry/Bush/USA-Discussion

Ok, maybe it has to be Some HL2.net users...

 

[NeonSpyder]

sif american

and automobiles are for teh weak (or if your just fat or something... like REALLY fat...or if you've got diseases... or public transport isn't your "thing")

-ramble alot

 

[lePobz]

I'm definately not in the category of 'Most HL2.net users' although I am straight, wash top to bottom and think hamsters are 'TEH FLUFFEH!!1' the rest just doesn't seem to apply.

 

[CptStern]

- foam at the mouth if the discussion turns to war, same sex marriage or religion

- some have no opinion when the discussion turns to war, same sex marriage or religion

 

[Cybernoid]

Most HL2.net users...

-like to turn any offtopic thread into a Kerry/Bush/USA-Discussion

Ok, maybe it has to be Some HL2.net users...

stfu kerry will win bcuz bush suxors lol

 

[Recoil]

omg u suck s0 much0r, rofl U MUST DIE !!11one

 

[Cybernoid]

omg u suck s0 much0r, rofl U MUST DIE !!11one

the left-wing fundamelist republican democrats will win the elections because bush is a right-reversed socialist buddhist who only thinks that he is a left-handed repulsive democrat

I have no idea what I just said but it probably sounds impressive in a political debate in America.

 

[Adidajs]

- foam at the mouth if the discussion turns to war, same sex marriage or religion

that's laughable coming from Stern.

 

[CptStern]

that's laughable coming from Stern.

you're from florida, I can say the same about you

 

[CyberSh33p]

I love this thread this is an awesome idea for one, good job dreamthrall
another one:
-prefer HL2 over Doom III and Farcry
-hate cybersh33p

 

[Burn]

- Loves to complain
- Preloaded from Steam even if there buying retail
- Own HL1
- Want to be in the WoW beta.

 

[Adidajs]

you're from florida, I can say the same about you

fine. you can "tit-for-tat", but everyone on this forum knows how you like to hijack threads Stern into some political bash of Bush.

 

[CptStern]

- prefer HL2 over oxygen
- like cybersh33p

 

[CptStern]

fine. you can "tit-for-tat", but everyone on this forum knows how you like to hijack threads Stern into some political bash of Bush.

ooooooh the irony

 

[Adidajs]

oh because i'm from florida? well, you'd find there's even more irony because i come from Florida by way of Texas. eh?

 

[CyberSh33p]

oh because i'm from florida? well, you'd find there's even more irony because i come from Florida by way of Texas. eh?

and are part canadian

eh?

-are scared of Icarus

 

[CptStern]

oh because i'm from florida? well, you'd find there's even more irony because i come from Florida by way of Texas. eh?

true


btw you're proving my first point


btw #2: the irony is that you accuse me of hijacking threads (you're doing the same here, why I have to explain this; I dont know), not that you're from florida

 

[Sprafa]

-hate the 10 character limit. - not me
-prefer to let people live (over killing them) - not me
-prefer the first Jurassic Park movie to the others. - not me, again!
-are straight (or, at least, only ADMIT to being straight...) - damn, not me
-wash from top to bottom in the shower. - that is weird... not me
-like the Beatles better than Elvis. - me! finnaly me!
-prefer SNL to MADDTV. - me again !
-think Dave Chappelle is funnier than Chris Rock. - hate'em both
-would rather see Kerry in office. - true, true
-think hamsters are TEH FLUFFEH!!1! (very adorable) - a little
-can't decide whether they want a cell phone or not. - have it for a while
-liked the movie "Collateral". - didn't watch it yet
-drive a car with a manual transmission and like Steam. - don't have a car but lik Steam
-are American. - not me....
-would love to go to a HL2.net meetup, but are too far away from -ComradeBadger.- true, true
-are going back to school this fall. - true true
-are aged 14-20. - true again
-hate "1337". - yep
-don't let the fanboys here tell them which game to buy. - yeah
-have too much time on their hands (oh wait, maybe that's just me...) - me too

 

[CrazyHarij]

-hate cybersh33p

Damn, that's so true.

Spoiler

just kidding, we all love you

 

[Maxi]

- Want to be in the WoW beta.

I don't But everything else seems to fit to me.

 

[Sprafa]

I don't But everything else seems to fit to me.

I don't either, don't like MMORPGs.

 

[K e r b e r o s]

-are straight (or, at least, only ADMIT to being straight...) - damn, not me

Agreed.

-wash from top to bottom in the shower. - that is weird... not me

Something about, "working your way up", that makes taking a Shower more worthwhile.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Most HL2.net users.....

-Can't stand spammers and spoilers
-Spam and Spoil anyway
-Use this site specifically to Spam and Spoil
-Hvae upgraded or have descent computers specifically to play HL2

 

[Mattigus]

It's actually 6 characters now

oh
sixchar

 

[Maxi]

sixcha

EFDIT: hey, whadda you know. It works!

 

[Shuzer]

- Want to be in the WoW beta.

/me raises hand

 

[K e r b e r o s]

-most HL2.net users just wish a million dollars could sit in there lap, twist, then teleport them to local computer stores to buy 3.0+ghz server computers. Just because...they're..awesome...

 

[SLH]

-FEEL GREAT!
-want to feel Alyx

 

[Some_God]

Im very, very gay.... HAPPY! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

 

[DreamThrall]

I love this thread this is an awesome idea for one, good job dreamthrall

Thanks! I got worried, it looked like it was gonna get hijacked for a minute there, but it looks like everything's back on track.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

- foam at the mouth if the discussion turns to war, same sex marriage or religion

- some have no opinion when the discussion turns to war, same sex marriage or religion

i agree!
and some foam at the mouth when a thread has sexual innuendo in it :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

really? I just have uncontrollable eyebrow movements :naughty: :naughty: