Funniest doc appt ever...

[Mr. Bildo]

So I've been dealing with chronic prostatisis for about 8 months now. Basically, I have an infection in my prostate. It hurts, it's not fun and it won't go away.

I went to the doc's office yesterday and told them it was back again. They told me that it was not uncommon for guys to have a chronic case. I was put on a different med for 8 weeks.

Here's the trip. The doc (a woman no less) told me that the prostate is very difficult to penetrate with antibiotics so I should try to "flush the prostate" whenever possible about an hour before taking a dose. I asked her how exactly I was supposed to do that?

She replied, well, you're 27 and married so I assume you know of at least two ways!

I about fell off the table! This is one medical regiment I'm sure I can handle!

-Mr. Bildo

 

[mchammer75040]

Ha! Well you should have asked her if she can help you "flush" your prostate...itll work dude

 

[Chris D]

I'd have said: "? no... Show me.....?"

 

[The Terminator]

first thou, was she hot?

EDIT: W007 PROWLER BABY! YEAH!

 

[Mr. Bildo]

Somehow the anal finger probe and "flushing" advice didn't come off sexual, just clinical. Next time I'll have a few drinks first, maybe that will help. I might have been jaded though.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

How often do you have to take the medication?

 

[Mr. Bildo]

Twice a day for 8 weeks...

I guess flushing at work would get a bit akward, so I'll probably refrain from twice a day and stick with one.

-Mr. Bildo

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Cant you do morning then evening or something?

 

[Mr. Bildo]

Yeah.. that's true, I'm pretty tired in the morning... but I guess I need to have my health in mind.

 

[Fender357]

Heh...thats great.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I cant believe im having this conversation

It all sounds so crazy...

 

[Mr. Bildo]

Yeah.. but truthfully, if any of you guys ever have pain down there, get it checked out right away, it will spread and make your life a living hell. You don't have to be 50 to get this kind of stuff!

 

[CyberSh33p]

this is so bizarre, lol. I hope the, err, flushing, works for you bildo

 

[mchammer75040]

What exactly kind of pain is this? Is it just continous agony?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Originally posted by Chris_D
I'd have said: "? no... Show me.....?"

BINGO!!!

give the man a prize :cheers: :thumbs:


edit:

Originally posted by Mr. Bildo
Twice a day for 8 weeks...

I guess flushing at work would get a bit akward, so I'll probably refrain from twice a day and stick with one.

-Mr. Bildo

awkward? pffft! those kinda words are silly

hmm.. "flushing" on the office desk might be fun and hell even theraputic
besides u have a good excuse in case u get caught.. its ur "medcine"

 

[Mr. Bildo]

It feels like there is a lumpiness in the area between your sac and anus. At first it is uncomfortable, but then it starts to hurt. It's especially bad when you are sitting. Often it will cause numbness in the back of your legs.

One way to describe it is that it is very similiar to the pain you might have when riding a bike for a long period of time.

After it starts to get much worse, it starts to become a constant burning pain.

-Mr. Bildo

 

[Letters]

Unpleasant...