Funniest quotes from: Spam Junk Mail *NOTE* You shoule be 18 or mature to read.

[SidewinderX]

jsut got this. waiting for a Max scene to render, so i read it. i broke out laughing so hard.....


Effort and Expense of Having a Large, Manly Penis!
But the best part is when you reveal yourself in all your glory to the woman in your life. When she sees how massive and manly, how truly long and hard you are, she will surrender and give you everything you have always wanted. The feeling of power is sensational, and the sex is unbelievable!

As you drive your penis deep inside her she'll gasp as you dominate her. And the intense satisfaction you give her will be the BEST sex she has ever had. I promise you, she will not be able to keep her hands off you when you give her everything she needs from a man.

YOU Are In Total Command!

 

[Guest]

lmao sounds like the stuff i get

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Not the Funniest but its all i had. I love these things though, how gullable must people be for these e-mails to be viable?

Title: Lets talk on messenger!


I am Barrister Gabriel K Assaam, a solicitor at law, personal attorney to Engr.P.B.Dalton, a national Of your country,who used to be a contractor and importer here in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client,his wife and their only daughter were involved in a ghasty motor accident along Nouvissi express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended family relatives, this is to no avail. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$8.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confisicated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccesful in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this attract no risk at all for it will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. On accceptance of this proposal Please forward your telephone and fax number for easy communication. On the receipt of your response I will furnish you with detailed clarification as it relates to this mutual benefit transaction. Best Regards. Barr. GABRIEL K. ASSAAM.Esq

 

[SidewinderX]

he didn't ask you to send him money for his fees? that one might be legit

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Do you really think so. Hey jsut because they were so nice im gonna send them a check right now. Wow, some people really are great.

 

[dawdler]

*NOTE* You shoule be 18 or mature to read.

What 99% of the community reads:
*NOTE* POOOOOORNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!



Edit:
"for it will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law" so fraud is legal now? w00t!!!
/me runs out to impersonate last living relatives of rich dead people

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

farrow apparently some of these scams must have worked 'cause I've gotten similar e-mails a couple of times. but seriously people gotta be stupid to trust stuff like that.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Just got this...thought i might as well post it in this thread even though its been dead for a while.

How to get free passwords for Adult Rated, I Shield, Porno Pass, Adult Age, Age Ticket, Hotmail, Yahoo, msn, ICQ, AOL, Warez AND MUCH MORE:

1. Send an e-mail to: [email protected]
2. in the subject line: PW password
3. In the first line of the body type the username or e-mail address of victim
4. on the fifth line type the e-mail address and password you want the password sent to.
(This confuses the server)

example:

To: [email protected]
CC:
BCC:
Subject: PW password
(body)
e-mail of [email protected]



your e-mail [email protected]



IT’S THAT EASY, AND YOU HAVE A GUARANTEE:
VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE AT: http://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~sandradelgado/hotmail1.htm

 

[Prince of China]

Yea! I'm 12, Imma gonna get some Pr0n!
J/K-I'm trying not to get pron cuz my parents use this computer.

 

[Sgt.Igneri]

After your done just clear the cookies and history, then run an AV prog. lol :afro:

 

[Prince of China]

/me runs home
I have to go home... to... work....

 

[SpuD]

SidewinderX143 can you give me more information about this product

j/k

.... Or am I?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Just got this...thought i might as well post it in this thread even though its been dead for a while.

How to get free passwords for Adult Rated, I Shield, Porno Pass, Adult Age, Age Ticket, Hotmail, Yahoo, msn, ICQ, AOL, Warez AND MUCH MORE:

1. Send an e-mail to: [email protected]
2. in the subject line: PW password
3. In the first line of the body type the username or e-mail address of victim
4. on the fifth line type the e-mail address and password you want the password sent to.
(This confuses the server)

example:

To: [email protected]
CC:
BCC:
Subject: PW password
(body)
e-mail of [email protected]



your e-mail [email protected]



IT’S THAT EASY, AND YOU HAVE A GUARANTEE:
VISIT OUR HOMEPAGE AT: http://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~sandradelgado/hotmail1.htm

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA holy god that's some spicy shit