Funniest Signitures

[jabberwock95]

Just wondering who in the forums has the funniest / best signiture. Post here, comment and laugh.

 

[Shuzer]

My signature sucks.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

yeah it does.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

I kept mine simple...



and not funny



Check the avatar though. Thats pretty funny

 

[jabberwock95]

<? print "$signature" ?>

Hmmmmm. Not quite causing the tirade of laughter I was hoping for, but we don't want to use up our best material at the start of the thread, now do we?

:cheers:

 

[Lil' Timmy]

yeah, marksman's avatar is hands-down the best of the forums
:cheers:

 

[ComradeBadger]

Mine ain't funny, you'll only get it if you were around in May

sorreh

 

[jabberwock95]

BTW, if anyone wants to find a hiliariously funny anagram like the one in my sig, the site to go for is http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram

 

[simmo]

Mine suck0rs

 

[ComradeBadger]

Your old one made me smile Simmo, smile becuase it wasn't me who did that

(It was something that I'd say)

 

[jabberwock95]

Damn.
My thread is in danger of becoming terminally unfunny, so i'm going to widen the search area. Feel free to post someone else's sig if you think its funny, and we can laugh at it while they're not around :cheese:

 

[ComradeBadger]

It's kinda like, the law, any thread that tries to be funny just won't be

 

[Lil' Timmy]

hmm.. well i kinda like tron's quote of nw909 in his sig:

"If your not part of the problem, your part of the solution!"

just not a very funny-sig-having forum i guess. alas, 'twas brillig..
which reminds me, do you guys remember the apple newton? this is for the thread starter, i used to find it funny, but i just read it again, and maybe it's not.

!! i think this thread is sapping the funny out of the world !!
;( :x

http://www.math.luc.edu/~vande/jabnewton.html

 

[jabberwock95]

LOL! I can't stop laughing now. I chose jabberwock as my nick because my initials are J.A.B. and added the 95 'cos I like the number. Anyone who knows the original poem will find that spellchecked version funny...

 

[Murray_H]

Funniest sig i have ever seen is

"Half Life 2 is more graphics than my dads face"

 

[Lil' Timmy]

yeah, the very first time i read it (like 6 years ago!) i was in a public place and couldn't stop laughing my ass off.. i guess the novelty is gone now, but it still makes me smile

 

[Gorgon]

Mine is the best........Ops jokeing.

I was reading a thread in Geberal Discussion and A member had a sig which made me laugh realy hard, It was long time ago, I think it was about mushroms.

 

[jabberwock95]

This anagram stuff is getting weird... Help me out here, where is hall fifteen? The site of a secret Gordon Freeman cloning project?

 

[Gorgon]

jabberwock95, yo man no more than 4 lines and you got 7

 

[jabberwock95]

HALF LIFE NET = HALL FIFTEEN = FALLEN THIEF!!

OMG!

It's a conspiricy!

 

[jabberwock95]

Originally posted by G0rgon
jabberwock95, yo man no more than 4 lines and you got 7

Whew, just got a little carried away there. This stuff is addictive!

Hi, i'm new to Anagramers Anonymous. My name is jabberwock95, and I have a problem...

 

[Gorgon]

The best sig so far:
Stalker will RAPE HL2" - said by The communitys most stupid member!

by Fat_Bob

 

[Brian Damage]

George Bush = Go hug beers = So he bugger = Gob here Gus

Brian Damage = I'm a bandager = A drama being = A drab enigma

Half Life = I half elf

Half Life Two = Off wait hell = Howl iff late :E

How's my siggy?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

well not sure about who has the funniest sig.. but... as far as colors go.. my old one (its not really old.. i still have it.. might even bring it back for now) was the one and only i think.. :dork:

this current one i have i know its hard to see.. but gimme some time and i'll improve on it.. maybe i should just bring back the old one until i have this one looking a bit nicer.. hmm

i have seen some creative sigs around.. hm.. my memory kinda sucks.. but if i remeber or see a good sig, it will get its props here

 

[LoneDeranger]

Lone Deranger = NONREADER LEG = LEARNED NEGRO

ok .. wtf

 

[Shuzer]

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Wow, gj on fixing your sig

 

[[Matt]]

mines a quote from my fave comedian... seeing his comedy in writing doesnt do him justice to how funny he actually is...

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I try to make each new signature funny...but, I probably fail each time.
Anyway; Thare she be! Arrr!!!

 

[jabberwock95]

Good, but...

GEORGE BUSH = HE BUGS GORE

and THE most appropriate anagram of all (not to mention funny)

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA = TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

 

[Chris D]

I quite like mine.

It goes back to when the BINK videos came out on Steam. I hacked the .gcf file that pre-cached the videos and worked out how to get them to appear in the Steam menu. Because of that Valve sent me a Half-Life 2 t-shirt and CS poster. (I assume it was because I discovered the security loophole as days later they started encrypting all the data in the gcf file).

 

[Brian Damage]

LOL!

Gotta admit that "Gob here Gus" is a little funny, considering that clip Letterman keeps showing...

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Originally posted by Shuzer
Wow, gj on fixing your sig

well damn.. i was in the middle of changing it back to the first one when u posted that.. yeeesh

other one i'll fix later..

 

[jabberwock95]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
LOL!

Gotta admit that "Gob here Gus" is a little funny, considering that clip Letterman keeps showing...

True, true. I like "howl iff late" (too bad about the extra f) and "drab enigma". Lol these are getting out of hand! Wonder if it works for other people on these forums?

ABOMINATION (sorry but first person I thought of) = OBTAIN NAOMI

Hmmm, I really should ask about that...

 

[Hudson]

Originally posted by Chris_D
I quite like mine.

It goes back to when the BINK videos came out on Steam. I hacked the .gcf file that pre-cached the videos and worked out how to get them to appear in the Steam menu. Because of that Valve sent me a Half-Life 2 t-shirt and CS poster. (I assume it was because I discovered the security loophole as days later they started encrypting all the data in the gcf file).

Hehe, I wish the good times would return.

 

[jabberwock95]

I'd just like to add a LOL at gorgon's new sig, it's always nice to know that your thread has influenced people in some small way....

:cheers:

BTW gorgon, it's much funnier than your old one.

 

[DarkelP]

I find Chris_d's signiture at the end quite funny...reminds me of a funny convo i read between him and NW909...

 

[LittleB]

i like mine, so there!

 

[nw909]

I don't even remember what mine says...

 

[Chris D]

Originally posted by DarkelP
I find Chris_d's signiture at the end quite funny...reminds me of a funny convo i read between him and NW909...

I can't remember that... can you remember where it is?

 

[DarkelP]

Originally posted by Chris_D
I can't remember that... can you remember where it is?

I cant sorry, but for a whole page, you kept putting 'Chris_D dies' then NW909 would write somthing, then go 'NW909 dies'

I was quite new to the forums, so i found it especially funny