Funniest Wrestling accident ive seen :D

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I dont watch wrestling normaly, but i was watching TV and came across it. What happend:

These two guys were fighting in the cage, both were exaughsted and could barely stand up, one tryes to CLIMB over the cage, but the other guy grabs his foot and THROWS him back at the floor. They both lay on the floor almost dead, when the door to the cage opens. Both of them starts their slow race towards it, crawling 1 meter in 10 seconds on the floor. One of the wrestles girlfriend (this REALLY hot blond with awesome clothes, man, im really hot for her) was really hyper and were screaming "COMON, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT" and when the other guy reached the door, she took the door and were going to close it but the guards keept her off, she turned around and argued with the guard, when at the same time her boyfriend had taken the guy close to the door and throwed him away, he was now inches away from freedom when his girlfriend turned around from the guard, took the door and SMACKED it RIGHT in her boyfriends FACE so he started to bleed while she screamed in fear "OHH MY GOD...IM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT i..II..:OH..OHH SHIT" :D:D:D HAHHAHAHAHHAHA, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD...STUPID BITCH...HAHhAHAHHAHAh JESUS!! :D STUPID BLOND!!

Later when he actually DID reach out, the girl was all happy tried to kiss him while he was like 99% dead on the floor when the guy just smacked her away :D

Ohh myyy god! I have never seen anything like this! :D
 
I remember being 12 years old.

Wrestling was quality, but it's actually big muscle-bound blokes in lycra touching each other everywhere. Chris Jericho visited my school once and i got a signed photo, holy shit thats gone from gold dust to toilet paper.
 
Ravioli said:
I dont watch wrestling normaly, but i was watching TV and came across it. What happend:

These two guys were fighting in the cage, both were exaughsted and could barely stand up, one tryes to CLIMB over the cage, but the other guy grabs his foot and THROWS him back at the floor. They both lay on the floor almost dead, when the door to the cage opens. Both of them starts their slow race towards it, crawling 1 meter in 10 seconds on the floor. One of the wrestles girlfriend (this REALLY hot blond with awesome clothes, man, im really hot for her) was really hyper and were screaming "COMON, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT" and when the other guy reached the door, she took the door and were going to close it but the guards keept her off, she turned around and argued with the guard, when at the same time her boyfriend had taken the guy close to the door and throwed him away, he was now inches away from freedom when his girlfriend turned around from the guard, took the door and SMACKED it RIGHT in her boyfriends FACE so he started to bleed while she screamed in fear "OHH MY GOD...IM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT i..II..:OH..OHH SHIT" :D:D:D HAHHAHAHAHHAHA, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD...STUPID BITCH...HAHhAHAHHAHAh JESUS!! :D STUPID BLOND!!

Later when he actually DID reach out, the girl was all happy tried to kiss him while he was like 99% dead on the floor when the guy just smacked her away :D

Ohh myyy god! I have never seen anything like this! :D
You know it was all pre-planned and that it's not real, right?

Also, the wrestlers are contantly whispering to each other to say which move they're about to do.
 
I used to watch WCW all the time until I released it all was faked. I was so dissapointed :p
 
:| riiiiight

stuff like that happens every week, and its never funny

you're one excitable chap
 
StardogChampion said:
You know it was all pre-planned and that it's not real, right?

Also, the wrestlers are contantly whispering to each other to say which move they're about to do.
Indeed, also they have small razorblades in packets which the referee hands to them which they pull across their foreheads to cut themselves to bleed. The cage door didn't really do it.
 
WOOOO LAME!

All that was pre planned...and they werent almost dead, they weren't even bleeding, broken bones or anything. Heck they were even faking exhaustion. Its all a bunch of pre planned fake crap that nobody likes. Unless your a 9/11 conspiracy theorist cause they believe anything.
 
heh over the top homo-eroticism machismo masquerading as children's entertainment ...never understood the appeal of wrestling
 
its fake? Well....then those actors deserves an oscar! :D
 
Ravioli said:
its fake? Well....then those actors deserves an oscar! :D
No, you deserve a Darwin award... and I assume it's not too far off. Why don't you go try to duplicate your favorite wrestling moves? Jumping off your roof sounds fun.
 
OCybrManO said:
No, you deserve a Darwin award... and I assume it's not too far off. Why don't you go try to duplicate your favorite wrestling moves? Jumping off your roof sounds fun.
yeah, reinact the mic foley vs undertaker match at home.

watched wrestling as a child, but i dont care what happened in that match had to ****ing hurt
 
I don't really watch wrestling, but I love the Smackdown! games on the Playstation 2. I always make a thin guy in a suit!

Games are so much fun when you can put yourself in them.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Here I thought he was talking about somethine like the time when teh dude tried to do the one move to the other guy and he ended up shattering his leg.

That was funneh.
 
Or that video where that female wrestler gets accidentally de-bra'ed

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
I don't really watch wrestling, but I love the Smackdown! games on the Playstation 2. I always make a thin guy in a suit!

Games are so much fun when you can put yourself in them.

-Angry Lawyer

Yah, the Smackdown games pwn.

And Cyberman, I do believe he was being sarcastic.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Or that video where that female wrestler gets accidentally de-bra'ed

-Angry Lawyer
I have a GIF of that somewhere.
Putting that on a friend's computer as the background is LOLable.
 
drunkymonkey said:
Yah, the Smackdown games pwn.

And Cyberman, I do believe he was being sarcastic.

I used to play Smackdown vs. Raw online quite a bit, but due to poor latency to the servers I stopped. Everybody loved it when the Angry Lawyer walked into the ring, accompanied by fireworks and cheesy 80's music.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
I used to play Smackdown vs. Raw online quite a bit, but due to poor latency to the servers I stopped. Everybody loved it when the Angry Lawyer walked into the ring, accompanied by fireworks and cheesy 80's music.

-Angry Lawyer
How about a one-on-one when the Brawl mod is out? ;)
 
I doubt the character customisation will be as in-depth, and that's what I loved in the Smackdown series. But you're on.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I can not stand wrestling. Why put so much effort into somthing that is all fake? :|
 
Darth Sidious said:
I can not stand wrestling. Why put so much effort into somthing that is all fake? :|

You just described television and computer games with that last sentence.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
You just described television and computer games with that last sentence.

-Angry Lawyer
Not true my friend. Most TV shows are based on somthing. A plot... A climax.
Well what does Wrestling have? A few men faking getting hurt and almost killing the other guy? I don't know that is just my opinion
 
First time i saw wrestling, i was disgusted but that part were she just slams the door into his head was priceless! Im gona stick to Ice Hockey and Soccer...
 
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Wrestling sucks, this is troof.
 
I used to watch it. And I loved it.

Then I turned 10.
 
Darth Sidious said:
Not true my friend. Most TV shows are based on somthing. A plot... A climax.
Well what does Wrestling have? A few men faking getting hurt and almost killing the other guy? I don't know that is just my opinion
The irony is astounding.

-Angry Lawyer
 
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