Funny ass Twitter page

[TwwIX]

This guy lives with his father and posts everything the grumpy old fart says.
I Am not much into this social networking thing but this is pretty hilarious.

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

 

[Ravioli]

I enjoyed that, thanks.

 

[Krynn72]

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."


Made me lol

 

[Danimal]

Saw it in the paper not too long ago, got a snicker out of me.

 

[Warped]

"They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't."

i'm following him now

 

[Javert]

Haha, nice find. My gf has that on her iphone too and she was showing me last weekend.

 

[MJ12]

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."


Made me lol

My fav as well

 

[Mr-Fusion]

hahaha love this.

Finally twitter has some use.

 

[Robbo]

And they said Twitter was just inane rubbish

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

"to my bro-"Your baby dropped his binky. The binky is on the table. THE BINKY IS ON THE TABLE. BINKY ON TABLE. PICK.UP.THE.BINKY. Thank you."

 

[Murray]

"It's just a ****ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

The only one I liked.