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martinsfontes
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Ok... so you thought its to long, annoying etc. So i just took out the funniest parts. Here they are.
1.
.mf: i have a map called Night of a Million Zombies
.mf: but to start it i type
.mf: map NOZEOS
[K.A] Splitter: for portal?
[K.A] Splitter: portal map eh?
.mf: its not portal
.mf: its hl2
[K.A] Splitter: like uhm resident evil?
[K.A] Splitter: must be Map PP
2.
[K.A] Splitter: i like the cute sound when the turrets get vaporised
[K.A] Splitter: sounds like AiAiAiaiaiaiaiaaiai!!
[K.A] Splitter: how you call that?
3.
[K.A] Splitter: where do i put the file in save?!!?
.mf: IN MAPS
.mf: I SAID IT TO YOU ALREADY I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
[K.A] Splitter: im on steam AND THERES NO MAPS!!!!!!!!
.mf: YOU START THE MAP IN THE GAME
.mf: THIS IS NOT A MOD
4.
[K.A] Splitter: WHERE CAN I FIND THE RAR FILE THEN?!!?
.mf: WHERE THE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TO THEN
5.
[K.A] Splitter: BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE'S THE FILE
[K.A] Splitter: IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE TOMMORROW
.mf: IN THE RAR FILE THAT YOU DOWNLOADED
[K.A] Splitter: IM ON STEAMAPPS AND THERES TOO MUCH FILES!!
.mf: YOU DOWNLOAD THE RAR FILE ON YOUR DESCTOP!
6.
[K.A] Splitter: THERES 2 PORTAL FILES
.mf: YES, YOU OPEN PORTAL, THEN PORTAL AGAIN
[K.A] Splitter: PORTALCONTENT.GCF or PORTALENGLISH.GCF
.mf: PORTAL
.mf: NORMAL FILE
.mf: YOU GO TO STEAM APPS
.mf: THEN YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT NAME
7.
[K.A] Splitter: OH GOODY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND HERE PORTAL THANK YOU BITCH!
[K.A] Splitter: oh a file i ll open it >.>
[K.A] Splitter: steam_3390_2008_2_28T20_43_13C1712484.mdmp
[K.A] Splitter: Sooooo LONG
.mf: wtf is that
[K.A] Splitter: a file
.mf: wtf does it have to do with the map?
[K.A] Splitter: nothing.
8.
.mf: is the name of the bsp file that is like with an icon that is a peace of paper with a hl2 logo on it is named "portal_playground_v1"
[K.A] Splitter: lemme seeeee
[K.A] Splitter: no just a piece of paper with a nature-like look
[K.A] Splitter: but yes the Portal_Playground_v1 is there
[K.A] Splitter: or maybe its the wrong valve...
.mf: am dude
.mf: is there a file that looks like i described
9.
[K.A] Splitter: it wont paste for a reason
[K.A] Splitter: soo what?
[K.A] Splitter: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: IT OPENS...
[K.A] Splitter: THAT GODDAM WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
.mf: in the game? how?
10.
[K.A] Splitter: just wait and watch some funny gmod things
.mf: gmod is boring
[K.A] Splitter: uhm Howabout
[K.A] Splitter: Gmod?
11.
[K.A] Splitter: omg it said its done but it stopped again
[K.A] Splitter: im a stupid big bastard bitch loser
.mf: ok
.mf: dont piss me off again
[K.A] Splitter: IT STOPED AT 11 MIN 10 SEC
.mf: omfg
.mf: wait
.mf: it said its done but its on 11 min. still?
12.
[K.A] Splitter: ok restart steam...
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
[K.A] Splitter: O
[K.A] Splitter: M
[K.A] Splitter: G
[K.A] Splitter: it...
[K.A] Splitter: is a failed download
.mf: am
.mf: did you run the exe?
[K.A] Splitter: i didnt want a virus -_-
13.
[K.A] Splitter: ITS NOT ON MY GAMES LIST!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ITS A FAILED DOWNLOAD!!!!!
.mf: IT IS NOT
.mf: START THE EXE FILE OR I WILL END YOUR LIFE
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE EXE FILE THEN? -_-
.mf: WHERE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TOO?!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: in the web
.mf: HOW THE DID YOU DOWNLOAD THE FILE FROM A WEB-SITE ON THE WEB-SITE
.mf: IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR DESC-TOP
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE DESC TOP :O
14.
[K.A] Splitter: u know what
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna eat your Nose
[K.A] Splitter: *eats*
.mf: wtf...
15.
[K.A] Splitter: i ll go get zombie master better then shitty zombie panic -_-
.mf: this is endless...
If you still think this is boring then here is a joke. (about modding)
"Hey guys, the mod is almost done, but i think we can give people to play the beta!"
2 days latter... "Ok guys, lets start with the maps!"
Thank you for taking time.
1.
.mf: i have a map called Night of a Million Zombies
.mf: but to start it i type
.mf: map NOZEOS
[K.A] Splitter: for portal?
[K.A] Splitter: portal map eh?
.mf: its not portal
.mf: its hl2
[K.A] Splitter: like uhm resident evil?
[K.A] Splitter: must be Map PP
2.
[K.A] Splitter: i like the cute sound when the turrets get vaporised
[K.A] Splitter: sounds like AiAiAiaiaiaiaiaaiai!!
[K.A] Splitter: how you call that?
3.
[K.A] Splitter: where do i put the file in save?!!?
.mf: IN MAPS
.mf: I SAID IT TO YOU ALREADY I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
[K.A] Splitter: im on steam AND THERES NO MAPS!!!!!!!!
.mf: YOU START THE MAP IN THE GAME
.mf: THIS IS NOT A MOD
4.
[K.A] Splitter: WHERE CAN I FIND THE RAR FILE THEN?!!?
.mf: WHERE THE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TO THEN
5.
[K.A] Splitter: BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE'S THE FILE
[K.A] Splitter: IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE TOMMORROW
.mf: IN THE RAR FILE THAT YOU DOWNLOADED
[K.A] Splitter: IM ON STEAMAPPS AND THERES TOO MUCH FILES!!
.mf: YOU DOWNLOAD THE RAR FILE ON YOUR DESCTOP!
6.
[K.A] Splitter: THERES 2 PORTAL FILES
.mf: YES, YOU OPEN PORTAL, THEN PORTAL AGAIN
[K.A] Splitter: PORTALCONTENT.GCF or PORTALENGLISH.GCF
.mf: PORTAL
.mf: NORMAL FILE
.mf: YOU GO TO STEAM APPS
.mf: THEN YOUR STEAM ACCOUNT NAME
7.
[K.A] Splitter: OH GOODY LOOKY WHAT I FOUND HERE PORTAL THANK YOU BITCH!
[K.A] Splitter: oh a file i ll open it >.>
[K.A] Splitter: steam_3390_2008_2_28T20_43_13C1712484.mdmp
[K.A] Splitter: Sooooo LONG
.mf: wtf is that
[K.A] Splitter: a file
.mf: wtf does it have to do with the map?
[K.A] Splitter: nothing.
8.
.mf: is the name of the bsp file that is like with an icon that is a peace of paper with a hl2 logo on it is named "portal_playground_v1"
[K.A] Splitter: lemme seeeee
[K.A] Splitter: no just a piece of paper with a nature-like look
[K.A] Splitter: but yes the Portal_Playground_v1 is there
[K.A] Splitter: or maybe its the wrong valve...
.mf: am dude
.mf: is there a file that looks like i described
9.
[K.A] Splitter: it wont paste for a reason
[K.A] Splitter: soo what?
[K.A] Splitter: OMG
[K.A] Splitter: IT OPENS...
[K.A] Splitter: THAT GODDAM WINDOWS PICTURE AND FAX VIEWER
.mf: in the game? how?
10.
[K.A] Splitter: just wait and watch some funny gmod things
.mf: gmod is boring
[K.A] Splitter: uhm Howabout
[K.A] Splitter: Gmod?
11.
[K.A] Splitter: omg it said its done but it stopped again
[K.A] Splitter: im a stupid big bastard bitch loser
.mf: ok
.mf: dont piss me off again
[K.A] Splitter: IT STOPED AT 11 MIN 10 SEC
.mf: omfg
.mf: wait
.mf: it said its done but its on 11 min. still?
12.
[K.A] Splitter: ok restart steam...
[K.A] Splitter is now Offline.
[K.A] Splitter is now Online.
[K.A] Splitter: O
[K.A] Splitter: M
[K.A] Splitter: G
[K.A] Splitter: it...
[K.A] Splitter: is a failed download
.mf: am
.mf: did you run the exe?
[K.A] Splitter: i didnt want a virus -_-
13.
[K.A] Splitter: ITS NOT ON MY GAMES LIST!!!!
[K.A] Splitter: ITS A FAILED DOWNLOAD!!!!!
.mf: IT IS NOT
.mf: START THE EXE FILE OR I WILL END YOUR LIFE
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE EXE FILE THEN? -_-
.mf: WHERE DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT TOO?!?!?!?
[K.A] Splitter: in the web
.mf: HOW THE DID YOU DOWNLOAD THE FILE FROM A WEB-SITE ON THE WEB-SITE
.mf: IT SHOULD BE ON YOUR DESC-TOP
[K.A] Splitter: WHERES THE DESC TOP :O
14.
[K.A] Splitter: u know what
[K.A] Splitter: im gonna eat your Nose
[K.A] Splitter: *eats*
.mf: wtf...
15.
[K.A] Splitter: i ll go get zombie master better then shitty zombie panic -_-
.mf: this is endless...
If you still think this is boring then here is a joke. (about modding)
"Hey guys, the mod is almost done, but i think we can give people to play the beta!"
2 days latter... "Ok guys, lets start with the maps!"
Thank you for taking time.
