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And in national news, the entire state of Washington appears to be swarming with millions of rioters hailing from every part of the United States (except Montana), as well as parts of the UK, Australia, and Canada, for no immediately apparent reason."
"When asked for comment, one rioter replied with:
FIND THE BALD ONE!!! HE'S GOTTA BE HIDING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!"
"Now coming to you live from the scene is our very own reporter Bob Buscardy, Bob? whats it like out there"
(shouting over background of rioting, with a few explosions audible in the background)
"Sheer pandimonium Susan, thats all I can say. It appears that they are now going door to door and detaining anyone who is either bald with a goatee, or over-weight with long hair, I just don't understand it Susan!"
"Bob, is that a... a crowbar I see in that man's hand... what... what's going on out there?"
"I'm not sure Susan, but I've seen several of them out here today... I'm not certain what the significance of them is, perhaps some kind of cult idol of some kind, I.. I'm just not sure. I saw one young man destroying a picket fence and yelling how beautiful it was. Another group of people were throwing debris at eachother and yelling "vrooom!". One rioter even tried to throw a space heater at a security guard, but I think he pulled a muscle or something."
"Heres one now... Excuse me sir! I'm Bob Buscadi fro"
"WHAT!?!?!"
"I said, i'm Bob Buscardi from C"
"WHATS YOUR NAME!?!?!?"
"BOB... BUS...CARDI!!"
"LOMBARDI!?!?"
"NO!!!.. BUS"
"HEY GUYS!! I FOUND LOMBARDI!!! GET HIM!!!"
"BUS... uh... OH SHIT!!! RUN!!!"
(camera falls, see's swarm of feet running off, screams heard in the background).
post from planethalflife
"When asked for comment, one rioter replied with:
FIND THE BALD ONE!!! HE'S GOTTA BE HIDING AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!!!!"
"Now coming to you live from the scene is our very own reporter Bob Buscardy, Bob? whats it like out there"
(shouting over background of rioting, with a few explosions audible in the background)
"Sheer pandimonium Susan, thats all I can say. It appears that they are now going door to door and detaining anyone who is either bald with a goatee, or over-weight with long hair, I just don't understand it Susan!"
"Bob, is that a... a crowbar I see in that man's hand... what... what's going on out there?"
"I'm not sure Susan, but I've seen several of them out here today... I'm not certain what the significance of them is, perhaps some kind of cult idol of some kind, I.. I'm just not sure. I saw one young man destroying a picket fence and yelling how beautiful it was. Another group of people were throwing debris at eachother and yelling "vrooom!". One rioter even tried to throw a space heater at a security guard, but I think he pulled a muscle or something."
"Heres one now... Excuse me sir! I'm Bob Buscadi fro"
"WHAT!?!?!"
"I said, i'm Bob Buscardi from C"
"WHATS YOUR NAME!?!?!?"
"BOB... BUS...CARDI!!"
"LOMBARDI!?!?"
"NO!!!.. BUS"
"HEY GUYS!! I FOUND LOMBARDI!!! GET HIM!!!"
"BUS... uh... OH SHIT!!! RUN!!!"
(camera falls, see's swarm of feet running off, screams heard in the background).
post from planethalflife
