Funny

[BF2slut]

The other day on Sharqi some guy was on the top of the steps and I shot him 2-3 times and decided to finish him off with a grenade, I threw the grenade and it hit him. He died.

Muahahaha I LOL'd for about 2min cause he died from a nade throw x.x

 

[15357]

I got to try that.




You killed a guy by hitting with a grenade?

 

[Shakermaker]

I got to try that.




You killed a guy by hitting with a grenade?

Wow, that's idd quite amazing.

 

[Naudian]

Heh, people always creating threads to tell a little BF2 story...
The way you did it BF2slut, reminded me of FPS Doug lol

 

[OCybrManO]

Oh yeah?

I once got 2 shock paddle kills in under 3 seconds.

I've sniped at least four guys out of the drivers' seats of helicopters with the M95 alone. If you count the Eryx it's at least six (one being Mr. Redundant).

I took out a jet with a single grenade. I shit you not. It was on Gulf of Oman and he was trying to fly under the bridge on the west side. I threw the grenade out over the water really early, or so I thought, and the thing exploded right as he passed by. He happened to be damaged just enough for the grenade to finish him off.

I've gotten at least a dozen kills from hiding C4 in transport helicopters.

I've blown up tanks with AT rockets several times while sitting in the back of a moving transport chopper.

I took out a flying jet with a helicopter's TV rocket.

I enjoy sneaking up on tanks and throwing AT mines on the roof. Even if they kill me the mine will still detonate, unlike C4.

I jumped out of a helicopter, pulled my chute, and had to land back in the helicopter after it dove in a full circle and was about to hit me.

I did a sky dive from a mile in the air and managed to kill someone with my falling body. Also, I survived an equally high fall into the water without pulling my chute.

I was on the giving and receiving end of a sniper double kill. That was interesting.

Those are all the little funny moments I can remember right now. I know I'm missing something.

 

[15357]

I once went to an altitude of something like 2000 and ejected. While i was parachuting, the jet came down and killed me. :|

 

[bam23]

I remember this one time in Zatar Wetlands, someone in a DPV was trying to run me over. I was on higher ground and he tried to go uphill for the kill. First, I JUMPED OVER him, then he made another attempt, this time downhill. I hit the dirt and the DPV went OVER me this time. While on the ground, I unload in the general direction of the driver's seat and kill him.

It was pretty funny.

 

[CyberPitz]

I once went to an altitude of something like 2000 and ejected. While i was parachuting, the jet came down and killed me. :|

Yeah, I once went about that high, and for some rason, teh jet LOST CONTROL..I coudln't regain it..and so i bailed. Well, the INSTANT i bailed, I died. Fun trot down to earth though

*EDIT yay for your 3000 posts!

 

[Unfocused]

I enjoy sneaking up on tanks and throwing AT mines on the roof. Even if they kill me the mine will still detonate, unlike C4.

WOW, I didn't know throwing an AT Mine on a tank causes it to detonate.

Yesterday I was shooting Stingers at a MEC transport heli. I shot twice and started reloading, as the heli approached me, flying slowly straight at me. I shot the second two rockets when it was over me and it fell on my head

 

[The Monkey]

I once destroyed a chopper with 5 people in with one pistol shot.

 

[CyberPitz]

I once destroyed a chopper with 5 people in with one pistol shot.

Because it crashed after you shot it right?

I don't have many funny stories I can recall right now...uhhh.oh.

I went AFK oine round, at teh start. I spawned, went to get somethign to eat/drink etc. I came back with like 30 points from recappin the flag after people came in, left, let me cap it again. I was kind of freaked out....

 

[Ev!lP!e]

3 guys takiung a flag, i was sniper. Ran in pistoled 1, ran out. Chucked a claymore infront of 1, then completely out of everything i ripped the knife out and stabbed the 3rd. i LoL'd for a good 3 minutes as they called me a hacker.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

I don't have many funny stories I can recall right now...uhhh.oh.

That one time I went kamikazi with you in the gunner spot and I was driving. That was pretty funny.

 

[sinkoman]

Oh yeah?

I once got 2 shock paddle kills in under 3 seconds.

PFFT!

I got 4 in a row once on Karkand, and it was me vs a squad, and they were all shooting at me. I ran righ up to the first few, Zap, next, Zap, then the rest of them all bunnyhop away in fear. The rest of my kills were a sniper and an engineer.

I love it because they jump in the air when you shock them and go "AIIEIEIEEIEIE" and then they freeze in the air for a few seconds and fall.

 

[CyberPitz]

PFFT!

I got 4 in a row once on Karkand, and it was me vs a squad, and they were all shooting at me. I ran righ up to the first few, Zap, next, Zap, then the rest of them all bunnyhop away in fear. The rest of my kills were a sniper and an engineer.

I love it because they jump in the air when you shock them and go "AIIEIEIEEIEIE" and then they freeze in the air for a few seconds and fall.

That's what happens in real life isn't it?

That one time I went kamikazi with you in the gunner spot and I was driving. That was pretty funny.

go to hell.

 

[CptStern]

I threw a gernade into a blackhawk while it was hovering a few feet above the ground ..2 bodies fly out the doors and with my gun I shot the ppilot and stole the chopper

my favourite thing to do is sneak up on a tank wait for the player to get out jump in and run him over with his own tank


I stood face to face with an enemy as I put c4 on the back of a helicoptor transport with 2 other players in it ...he must have thought I was on his team cuz he turned to me, then jumped in ...as the pilot took the helo to a dozen feet or so in the air I pushed my remote

 

[J_Tweedy]

Was going along the top north road in Fushe Pass ina USMC buggy, loaded up with C4 (deathwagon i like to call it) and i sent it over the cliff and got out just before it went over. Just as it hit the ground a loaded APC came from chinese main- 5 kills baby.
They musta wondered how a buggy came from the sky and took them all down HAHAHA