Game Demo Reviews (By me)

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By popular demand this is a Game Demo Review for all u Lazy asses out there. Ratings are based on a scale of 1-10 and by Gameplay,Entertainment, Graphics, sound, Length and other.
All games of the list are the demo versions. All demos are mostly current builds as of 12/8/03
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Max Payne 2: This is game that mostly all gamers can enjoy fully. Its a highstress RPG 3rd person shooter. Comic book storyline read by talented voice actors. Fun for everyone. Its for a Mature audiance, soley because immature people wouldn't fully understand/Like the story.
-Gameplay: Generic shooter gameplay.
-Entertainment: Awsome! Will last u about a week before you get board
-Graphics: Are great on any computer. Definate +
-Sound: Above average. Nothing special here
-Length: 2 Levels
-Other: I would definately buy this game for christmas. The demo is great

Unreal II-XMP: Unreal meets Battlefield 1942
-Gameplay: so-so its unreal II, can't expect much from this
-Entertainment: Nothing great here either
-Graphics: Decient
-Sound: Sux, i heard better sound on pong
-Length: 2 Levels
-Other: Poor coding makes any pub ping above 100, a great games for lan party's. Also Levels are HUDGE, not kidding they are really really big, so a small 3 v 3 game is as exciting as playing with cow pies. Give this a shot

Dues X-Invisible War: A FPS is a league of its own.
-Gameplay: Yeah, how much crack is needed to make a game like this
-Entertainment: Playing with physics is fun..........lasts about 5min
-Graphics: Are ok, u NEED UBEr comp to play it tho
-Sound: Sux obvious reasons
-Length: U get 2 areas and 2 missions
-Other: U need a NASA computer to run this game clean and without Bloom feature on above 1280/768 resolution. Not worth the d/l

Freedom Fighters: Kill the soviets, save the world. U have help, use it. 3rd person shooter.
-Gameplay: A lot like any other 3rd person shooter
-Entertainment: Great for killing time
-Graphics: Seen better but it really doesn't matter for this game
-Sound: Its good enough not to notice
-Length: 1 mission
-Other: Its a timekiller, mild fun, definatly for the youngest of us. Worth the d/l

Call of Duty: DoD with better GfX
-Gameplay: DoD
-Entertainment: Exiting, u feel like ur part of the action
-Graphics: They spent a lot of time is this area and came out great
-Sound: Guns sound a little odd, but Ambient sounds are awsome!!
-Length: 1 mission
-Other: Worth the d/l and buy it. Great fun for all people

Postal 2: 1st person shooter/ Slaughter fest
-Gameplay: blah.......nothing great
-Entertainment: time killer
-Graphics: Looks good
-Sound: Annoying
-Length: 1 mission
-Other: 7minute demo mission. Worth a d/l, but i wouldn't buy it.
For the mature only, once again Mature players only. Don't play this in front of ur parents.

Halo: 1st person shooter. Exactly like x-box
-Gameplay: Great!
-Entertainment: I would be playing it if i wasn't so bored of the console version
-Graphics: 2nd generation on high end comps, a real frame rate whore
-Sound: Good
-Length: 1 mission
-Other: Buy it, the demo doesn't give this game enough credit.
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Well those are my current demo reviews. I will post more reviews on current demos, when they come out. So, pretty much check back once a new demo comes out but fileplanet's lines are 40minutes + i will probably already have it and have an opinion. Thanks for your time!!

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
 
nobody cares about ur 5 second reviews on really old demos! .... now, when the forum gaming magazine comes up... MY demo reviews and full game reviews are going to be 1 1/2 - 3 pages long! :cheers:
 
Who would want to read 2-3 pages of reviews, i just get to the meat and potatoes of the game, no fluf or bs just is it good? No/Yes and why.

So ummmmm :p
 
I'd actually rather see reviews of other full games that are popular now, some console games as well.

ex.

Manhunt
Prince of Persia
DX2 - IW
 
By popular demand? Who in the hell demanded these crappy reviews?
I stopped reading here:

"-Sound: Sux, i heard better sound on pong"

What an idiot.
 
Originally posted by bastard_loud
By popular demand? Who in the hell demanded these crappy reviews?
I stopped reading here:

"-Sound: Sux, i heard better sound on pong"

What an idiot.

Obviously u havent played it.
 
Originally posted by AmishSlayer
I'd actually rather see reviews of other full games that are popular now, some console games as well.

ex.

Manhunt
Prince of Persia
DX2 - IW

i'm reviewing PoP (just beat it) and DX:IW (just started the game, could take a while).... and i don't have manhunt ;( or a PS2.... just get a whip a make chris_d finish the mag... and make me finish teh reviews :p
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
i'm reviewing PoP (just beat it) and DX:IW (just started the game, could take a while).... and i don't have manhunt ;( or a PS2.... just get a whip a make chris_d finish the mag... and make me finish teh reviews :p

I wanna get PoP, looks like alot of fun. Gonna get DX:IW for Christmas (hopefully, playing through DX for the first time, lotta fun)
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
i'm reviewing PoP (just beat it) and DX:IW (just started the game, could take a while).... and i don't have manhunt ;( or a PS2.... just get a whip a make chris_d finish the mag... and make me finish teh reviews :p

/me busts out Indiana Jones-style whip

*WHOOTSHH*

EDIT: This is the part where you say, "AIEEEEE!!!" then after recovering from you whipping you say, "Oh lordy lordy, I finish the review for you."
 
Originally posted by AmishSlayer
/me busts out Indiana Jones-style whip

*WHOOTSHH*

EDIT: This is the part where you say, "AIEEEEE!!!" then after recovering from you whipping you say, "Oh lordy lordy, I finish the review for you."

AIEEEEEEE..... Oh lordy lordy, I finish the review for you!
 
O yeah, this is like a 2min review off the top of my head with no rough drafts. Nothing special just some reviewed game demos

Edit: I was just bored when i did it, nothing to do sence i got my new Radeon 9800 pro. I got bored of all my games
 
Lol, I didn't think people where expecting IGN Quailty.

Here is why i wrote it: If u go to Fileplanet and most popular demos those are it. So next time u r browsing fileplanet and happen upon a demo u can see if it worth it without having to wait 40+ minutes in line to find out its crap.

Terminator 3: TOTAL CRAP DONT DOWNLOAD!!!!
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
AIEEEEEEE..... Oh lordy lordy, I finish the review for you!

Well.......

Where is it?

I demand results dammit!!
 
Originally posted by bastard_loud
By popular demand? Who in the hell demanded these crappy reviews?
I stopped reading here:

"-Sound: Sux, i heard better sound on pong"

What an idiot.

Lol. Agreed.
 
omg lol! I can just feel the love :cheers:

Whats so wrong with that statement?! Gah

Its called a freakin joke even tho its lame!! Not like I said that i wanted to fu*k ur mom or anything
 
Other: U need a NASA computer to run this game clean and without Bloom feature on above 1280/768 resolution.

Nasa is still using 486 computers. They dont need any more power than that. Therefor your review sucks. j/k lol. Tryin to be a jerk. :D
 
Originally posted by razorblade kiss
Nasa is still using 486 computers. They dont need any more power than that. Therefor your review sucks. j/k lol. Tryin to be a jerk. :D
Back in the day, those comps where state of the art!!!
But yeah *kills self with pie overdose
 
I had so much fun playing that Unreal 2 XMP... I didn't know what the Hell I was doing, but I *do* know it was damn fun and that I was winning SOMEHOW! I didn't really notice anything bad about the sound? Maybe I have low standards...
 
Not low standards, it is okay. All I got out of it was that, u need to hack stations that spawn u, and u need to hack generators. U get Cars and tanks which end up being cannon fodder. And u win by stealing artifacts from opposing sides.

Just a complicated CTF when its all said and done
 
Originally posted by AmishSlayer
Well.......

Where is it?

I demand results dammit!!

u'll get ur results once the wounds you made heal.... damnit!
and u should really be yelling at Chris_D cause he's the one making the tamplate for the mag... i'm just the one playing the games and telling you about it.... here's a preview on my PoP review:

BUY IT NOW!!!!!!
 
Nobody on these forums can spell. Its amazing how many grammatical errors there are, of course I'm making sure I don't make any now, but it's just amazing.
 
Originally posted by The Terminator
Nobody on these forums can spell. Its amazing how many grammatical errors there are, of course I'm making sure I don't make any now, but it's just amazing.

I've given up on people using proper grammar on the internet. It used to annoy me greatly when people typed "u" instead of "you."

It still bothers me actually, just not as much. Anyhow, there's no real point in trying to get people to type properly. Seeing as how 95% of the people I've ever met couldn't care less, I don't see a point in even pointing out grammatical and spelling errors.
 
Originally posted by The Terminator
Nobody on these forums can spell. Its amazing how many grammatical errors there are, of course I'm making sure I don't make any now, but it's just amazing.

I usually don't do this, but since your post was about spelling and grammatical errors, I think I should be allowed to post junk about spelling and grammatical errors.


*dfc05 turns into spelling/grammar freak

"Its amazing" should actually be "It's amazing." Also, the comma after "are" should actually be a semicolon.
 
You guys shouldn't be so mean to him it does the job and it is HIS opinion.
 
Originally posted by thehunter1320
u'll get ur results once the wounds you made heal.... damnit!
and u should really be yelling at Chris_D cause he's the one making the tamplate for the mag... i'm just the one playing the games and telling you about it.... here's a preview on my PoP review:

BUY IT NOW!!!!!!

lol...ok

Well..how about lasting appeal? How long is singleplayer and is it worth playing thru again?
 
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