George Bush uses "teh Google"

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HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.
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http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/23/bush-says-he-uses-the-google/
 
You would have thought that the President of the USA would have better mapping software than google earth?
 
ya but he cant use GoogleCIA cuz it's too easy for him to push the "eradicate nation" button

"this button is red, I like red ...whoops there goes Kuala lamper ....kualala lala ..screw it ..France!"
 
that's only because his cia goons threatened some geek at google

"You fix teh google cuz I wont be rediculed on the internets ..I have tv, radio and print media covered I dont have time for the internets as well"
 
Why am I the only one not getting the message? A picture of Bush and O RLY est, as well as "
HOST: I" below. What's your point?
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he refers to google as "the google" ..admittedly it's not news worthy; it's worth a laugh, that's it ...it's along the same line as when he refered to the internet as the internets
 
CptStern said:
he refers to google as "the google" ..admittedly it's not news worthy; it's worth a laugh, that's it ...it's along the same line as when he refered to the internet as the internets
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Source?
 
oh shit now I know why ..damn sorry ..i'm using a browser called Ghostzilla ..it sometimes eats my post when editing ...I just noticed there's nothing but the pic left


edit: ok fixed
 
Wow Stern, either you're going senile or you're clutching at straws.
 
I find it more entertaining that he'd rather stare at grainy aerial photographs of a shack and lots of dirt (or the ranch as he calls it). "Look theres my swing!" I love Bush, hilarious beyond belief.
 
heh cant blame me for being aware of contemporary issues ..some of you would do well to follow suit ..especially some of you americans who need to be told by non americans what exactly is going on in your country
 
no but you can give it a lobotomy ..china for example has exactly 6 websites ..all of them commie propaganda sites, North korea has 9,567,367 websites ..all dedicated to Kim Long dong JungII, South Korea has over 139,452,868 webistes ..93% of those dedicated on how to spot and report your neighbour for communist activities
 
"But Mr. President, why don't you use our billion dollar spy satellite to view your ranch?"

"No! I use THE GOOGLE!!"
 
Ah, now i get this part:

-Open up google (doh)

-Type "french military victories"

-Then press "I'm feeling lucky"

For teh lazy ones this is what you get:
Click Meh

Bush must have been responsible for that! :P
 
CptStern said:
heh cant blame me for being aware of contemporary issues ..some of you would do well to follow suit ..especially some of you americans who need to be told by non americans what exactly is going on in your country
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USA > Canada
 
Maybe he thinks the spy satellites is the google?

That would explain everything!
 
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