German Booth Babes think you smell and are losers

[CptStern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYRqajTrfkY

hehe according to the very pretty booth babe there are 3 types of gamers: people who dress up, introverts and the hygiene challenged

 

[Eejit]

I'm not convinced that gamers who visit conventions are a wholly representative sample of gamers in general.

/runs off to cry in a corner

 

[FrostedxB]

Maybe the ones that drool over booth babes.

Also, what Eejit said.

 

[The Monkey]

I'm pretty sure I'd hate gamers too if I had their job. Let's face it, it's not the most admirable subculture in the world.

 

[Raziaar]

And there's one type of booth babe. Those whose opinion does not matter.

I joke... but seriously when is being shaven or unshaven a hygiene thing though, really? Clean shaven or with beard or even unkempt stubble, you're no more or less hygienic.

I think some people don't know what hygiene really means. Hygiene does not have anything to do with outward appearance... it's all about cleanliness and health.

Note: I am only pointing out the facial hair/clothing thing which she was also equating with being unhygienic... not the other things.

She's going to smell just like some of those dudes too after a while, but she masks it with gallons of perfume and deodorant. Her level of hygiene at the end of the day is probably no better than any of theirs, except for the individuals who actually don't care to bathe or brush their teeth. I've seen enough damn commercials and know enough physiology to know that their shit stinks too... it's all about how many gallons of perfume they choose to use to mask it before their next shower.

/overanalysis

 

[AtomicSpark]

**** Germans. There I said it.

 

[Robbo]

was that the news or a satire show?

cause if that was the news.....

 

[Krynn72]

Pfft, like I'd listen to anything a wannabe whore has to say.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I joke... but seriously when is being shaven or unshaven a hygiene thing though, really? Clean shaven or with beard or even unkempt stubble, you're no more or less hygienic.

I mean I largely agree, but you know... stuff gets in there sometimes. I can't help it if I have a stray hair stuck in there every so often, or some crumbs, or a road sign or two.

 

[Zephos]

If the IT classes I once attended at University are anything to go by, then yes, the stereotype is largely true. They stink like they haven't showered in days and they somehow manage (unlike every other computer lab in the university) to trash the place leaving food wrappers and soda cans everywhere. And don't get me started on the inch of grease on every god damn keyboard. They're also fond of not responding to human contact.

Yaystereotyping.

EDIT: I'm now aware I'm actually stereotyping people who do IT as opposed to gamers, so I'm going to exit this thread now.

 

[Shakermaker]

was that the news or a satire show?

cause if that was the news.....

RTL is basically the German version of FOX News.

 

[dfc05]

If the IT classes I once attended at University are anything to go by, then yes, the stereotype is largely true. They stink like they haven't showered in days and they somehow manage (unlike every other computer lab in the university) to trash the place leaving food wrappers and soda cans everywhere. And don't get me started on the inch of grease on every god damn keyboard. They're also fond of not responding to human contact.

Yaystereotyping.

EDIT: I'm now aware I'm actually stereotyping people who do IT as opposed to gamers, so I'm going to exit this thread now.

Heh, one of my friends in comp sci said his TA told the class to shower more often.
But I haven't noticed any lack of hygiene from the comp sci people I've personally known.

 

[Eejit]

it's all about how many gallons of perfume they choose to use to mask it before their next shower.

Anti-perspirant!

 

[CptStern]

the fat greasy unwashed gamer stereotype persists for a reason

 

[knut]

rather be fat, unwashed and a gamer than that a booth bimbo at games convention of all places

 

[Vegeta897]

Stern can make this thread directed at all of us because he's a married adult and he's got together man good show!!

 

[StardogChampion]

I forgive her because she's beautiful.

 

[Stigmata]

This thread hurts me, Stern, it hurts me right in the sebaceous glands.

 

[Remus]

rather be fat, unwashed and a gamer than that a booth bimbo at games convention of all places

Apparently being a bimbo is more socially acceptable than being a gamer nerd.

 

[knut]

not in my eyes. who gives a **** about what these fake plastic broads say?

 

[CptStern]

rather be fat, unwashed and a gamer than that a booth bimbo at games convention of all places

hey at least they can make their way up in the world with blowjobs unlike fat greasy gamers who have no takers and therefore never advance in life. blowjobs; the gateway to success

bimbettes: 1
gamers: 0

 

[knut]

hey at least they can make their way up in the world with blowjobs unlike fat greasy gamers who have no takers and therefore never advance in life. blowjobs; the gateway to success

bimbettes: 1
gamers: 0

ew, from faker working at a games convention?

whatever floats your boat, old fella

 

[CptStern]

ew, from faker working at a games convention?

I dont know what this means

 

[knut]

that was exactly what i was originally going to post in reply to your sound reasoning behind why blowjobs from some dumb plastic broad are the gateway to success

but i didn't, and instead accidentally wrote 'from faker' where i meant to say 'from a faker'. my bad.

 

[CptStern]

? bimbos are fakers? because some have silicon boobies?

also how can you not tell I'm yanking your chain?

 

[Vegeta897]

How can you not tell he's yanking yours?

Yankers.

 

[Mr Stabby]

I don't think she came across as a bimbo.

I think it's pretty weird wearing a costume to go to a video game convention.

 

[knut]

? bimbos are fakers? because some have silicon boobies?

also how can you not tell I'm yanking your chain?

well actually it's more to do with the fact that - as proven by the subject of this thread - they have zero interest in being around gamers at a game con, but obviously enjoy the attention they derive from strutting about scantly clad. the silicon boobies is only part of it, really.

it's pretty obvious you're pulling my leg, but i like the idea of you finding these dumb broads parading around at games conventions with everything out on display as people whos opinions have any weight whatsoever against a couple of dudes who might smell or not shave. :cheers:

 

[CptStern]

well actually it's more to do with the fact that - as proven by the subject of this thread - they have zero interest in being around gamers at a game con, but obviously enjoy the attention they derive from strutting about scantly clad. the silicon boobies is only part of it, really.

I think they enjoy the money they make from attending conventions more

it's pretty obvious you're pulling my leg, but i like the idea of you finding these dumb broads parading around at games conventions with everything out on display as people whos opinions have any weight whatsoever against a couple of dudes who might smell or not shave. :cheers:

where did I say that? ...maybe you dont know I'm pulling your chain (I'm not pulling your chain right now)

 

[knut]

right... so fakers, then.

well you made the thread for one, and then stuck a little tally at the end of your post saying booth babes 1 and gamers 0. to be honest, when you made the thread it was hard to figure out whether you had made it in some attempt to get one over on gamers or just for news in general so yeah, maybe i wasn't so sure you were pulling my chain. it can be difficult to tell with you sometimes when you post so many things with little to no comment about them in the original post all the time. perhaps i jumped to a conclusion. apologies, i guess?

 

[CptStern]

right... so fakers, then.

you lost me. are you saying because they're paid to be their they're "fake"? that means every person who's there for business is also fake

well you made the thread for one,

which doesnt mean I support what they're saying. it's pretty obvious that the reason this is newsworthy is that it's just so ludicrous

and then stuck a little tally at the end of your post saying booth babes 1 and gamers 0.

as part of a joke post

to be honest, when you made the thread it was hard to figure out whether you had made it in some attempt to get one over on gamers

..... but I'm a gamer

or just for news in general so yeah, maybe i wasn't so sure you were pulling my chain. it can be difficult to tell with you sometimes when you post so many things with little to no comment about them in the original post all the time. perhaps i jumped to a conclusion. apologies, i guess?

people freak out if I post comments on news articles and now I'm being criticized for not posting comments. really, I cant win

for the record 99% of the time I'm being sarcastic (this is an example of the 1% when I'm not)

 

[Vegeta897]

..... but I'm a gamer

Is that why you wrote "you" in the thread title instead of "we"?

 

[knut]

i really don't care for the rest of that quote war, but

you lost me. are you saying because they're paid to be their they're "fake"? that means every person who's there for business is also fake

no, it's not to do with the businesses there, more the people who stand outside of the businesses to attract attention. they're paid to dress up as game characters or to stand about scantly clad to persuade and attract people to stands/booths but it seems apparent they have zero interest or like for any of the people there. there really is no delving deeper into it than that - that's fake to me. i would much rather someone who might be ''dorky, smelly, unhygienic or unshaven'' there to talk to me instead if they enjoyed being there, as they would have some interest in the games and the people. the people in that video don't. i see that as quite fake, but feel free to disagree if you want. i really don't care.

i've always thought booth babes were a silly idea.

 

[Raziaar]

they're paid to be their they're

 

[CptStern]

no, it's not to do with the businesses there, more the people who stand outside of the businesses to attract attention. they're paid to dress up as game characters or to stand about scantly clad to persuade and attract people to stands/booths but it seems apparent they have zero interest or like for any of the people there.

I'm sure the same can be said for auto show babes or pretty much anyone who's ever worked a convention

there really is no delving deeper into it than that - that's fake to me. i would much rather someone who might be ''dorky, smelly, unhygienic or unshaven'' there to talk to me instead

most companies dont want smelly people with bad social skills representing their products. if they did they wouldnt even have to pay these people they'd do it out of love for the game

if they enjoyed being there, as they would have some interest in the games and the people. the people in that video don't. i see that as quite fake, but feel free to disagree if you want. i really don't care.

I just dont see how being a paid spokesperson means they're fake. hell that means every single person who's ever represented anything is fake, from the kool-aid man to the coors light guy

i've always thought booth babes were a silly idea.

but they do it for a reason. they wouldnt simply piss away money on PR people if they didnt get results. you're entitled to your opinion that they're fake but I just dont see it. some of you sometimes forget that gaming is a business

 

[knut]

you're entitled to your opinion that they're fake

cheers!

but I just dont see it

okay!

 

[Stigmata]

not in my eyes. who gives a **** about what these fake plastic broads say?

A fake plastic broad with a tan
From a fake Chinese tanning bed
In the fake plastic Con
That she worked for a modest sum
In a crowd full of gaming bums
To feel better about herself

I'll get my coat.

 

[Zephos]

A fake plastic broad with a tan
From a fake Chinese tanning bed
In the fake plastic Con
That she worked for a modest sum
In a crowd full of gaming bums
To feel better about herself

I'll get my coat.

Magnificent.

 

[GreatEmperor]

I'm pretty sure I'd hate gamers too if I had their job. Let's face it, it's not the most admirable subculture in the world.

Ive got 60 percent misanthrope, 20 I-must-be-smarter-because-you-all-dislike-me, and 20 weeaboo subspecies. Ive never been to any con but I cant see them getting all that groped/ hit on since gamers are pretty shy, I mean auto shows probably have more attempts at getting them, but the ones there were probably creepier

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Not bothering with source material but these are women who are literally paid to stand and be subjected to exactly what they're complaining about. They should consider a career change (or IQ test) if they honestly believed it would be any other way...