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Que-Ever

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OK, so I was at this dance. There was a slow song on and I was wandering aroudn looking for someone to dance with. Then this girl and her friend came up to me and my friend, and asked to dance, and we were all,"ok".

While we were dancing, I was expecting this girl to be talking my ear off, like girls usually do while dancing ("Do you play any sports?" no. "Do you swim?" no. "I swim." ok.) but she didn't say anything. I asked her name, and told her mine, but then nothing came up after that. And I wasn't sure, but she seemed to be trying to get closer to me, like real close, which I did not want, because I had already forgotten her name. Anyway, The dance ended, we went our separate ways.

For the next hour or so, I saw her a few times with her group, and she would smile at me, and I would smile back. Near the end of the dance, they played four last slow songs. I figured I'd dance with this girl again, so I went over to her. Before I could say anything, she went, "you wanna dance?" Ok.

So she immediately wraps her arms around my waist and my neck, right up on me, and we could barely even dance, it was mostly jsut sort of hugging. I had no problem with any of this by this point, because the dance was almost over, the girl was rpetty hot, and I had remembered her name. Mostly... It was like Dianne with a couple extra syllables. Anyway, we danced for all teh last songs together, and when they were over I let her grab my hand and we walked outside. I got her number, and we kissed with tongue.

OK, so I said I had problems, right? Well, uh... I guess I don't, actually. I just thoght it would be less assholey to post this in my own thread than to post it in someone else's girl trouble thread, like I was going to do :p
 
Why is everyone on these forums so useless with girls that they have to start a thread about their problems? The fact there are so many girl problem threads in the first place should persuade you to look elsewhere for advice.
 
Why is everyone on these forums so useless with girls that they have to start a thread about their problems? The fact there are so many girl problem threads in the first place should persuade you to look elsewhere for advice.
Did you read the whole post?

Diannenners?

Ok so just admit, you already have a girlfriend?
Nope, not even.
 
Did you read the whole post?

TLDR

I guess this can apply to the other 50,000,000 girl problem threads on here though. There should be a GIRL TROUBLE section of the forums tbh.
 
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a bitch aint' one.


/canned response
 
TLDR

I guess this can apply to the other 50,000,000 girl problem threads on here though. There should be a GIRL TROUBLE section of the forums tbh.

Ok, I'll paraphrase- I am a beast wif da ladies, I don't really have problems.
 
hmmm you danced with a female on a dance floor ...what was the problem again? inability to dance? uncontrollable and very noticeable woody?

your first mistake was not immediately slipping her the tongue when she asked you to dance ..I'm pretty sure that's an open invitiation to touch her boobie
 
Heh, goin out with a beautiful twenty year old on Friday, im cool

:D
 
that is a useless tale. There is no 'problem'.
 
It seems like every other topic these days is about someone having problem with a girl.
 
your first mistake was not immediately slipping her the tongue when she asked you to dance ..I'm pretty sure that's an open invitiation to touch her boobie
Actually I find girls are more responsive when you put your hand down there pants on open invitations.
 
that is a useless tale. There is no 'problem'.
Precisely.
Next step? Call her. Go to a cinema or something. If you like her (in character, too, not only her body you pervert D: ), hold on (body part of choice) until it's valentine. Then, take her out to dinner, buy her some roses and perfume (test the odors yourself in the shop), the normal stuff. Then she'll be yours for as long as you want :p

(Yes, this technique is tried and tested. ;))
 
Que-Ever said:
OK, so I said I had problems, right? Well, uh... I guess I don't, actually. I just thoght it would be less assholey to post this in my own thread than to post it in someone else's girl trouble thread, like I was going to do :p
lern2read peeps. This is not a problems thread. It is a gloat thread! And there's nothing wrong with that RIGHT BADGER? :D
 
lol, i love the 'we kissed with tongues!!' bit.

SCORE!!!!!!!!

how else do you kiss?
 
it was cherry who asked the question ..she's (supposedly) female
 
People have made girlfriend problem threads because they want to make some sort of point on the forum that they have a girlfriend, I really dont see any logic with it, because who the hell would seriously bring a fragile problem of girls to a computer game forum. All they seem to want to do is gain some sort of status on the forum which I find incredibly sad, and really if they are serious about the problems then they need to get some friends and take to them. Although I think this one and the other one is just a piss take out of the other ones that was made =D
 
huh? when did that develop? ..I havent dated in awhile but last time I checked they had 2 sets not 3 ...have you been dating women from chernobyl?
 
I think this thread went ... uh ... wrong somewhere. Que, good work. Nothing wrong with a little bragging (gets image of Que-Ever tucking his thumbs underneath suspenders and beaming at the world). So yeah, I hope you got her number.
 
The next person to post a "girl trouble" thread should be banned.
 
uh.. three? where's the third?

huh? when did that develop? ..I havent dated in awhile but last time I checked they had 2 sets not 3 ...have you been dating women from chernobyl?

You're all a bunch of vagina n00bs. Inner and outer labia (she should shave / wax btw). In the more extreme cases the outer labia form the camel toe and the inner labia look like roast beef.



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CptStern isn't a vagina n00b. He's one of the few people on this forum with living and breathing proof he had sex.
 
lol!

sigh shakermaker had to go all Quincy on us ..in my defense I usually dont bring a flashlight to bed :naughty:
 
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