Global warming equals weapons of mass destruction

[clarky003]

http://www.physorg.com/news8503.html

The impact of spiralling pollution on the planet poses a threat to civilisation just as catastrophic as much-vaunted weapons of mass destruction, Britain's top scientist warned.

 

[kirovman]

Only thing is though, Global Warming really exists, whereas the WMD didn't exist (in the hands of the accused, anyway)

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hooray.

Cue stupid debate over whether global warming actually exists or not.

 

[Beerdude26]

It exists alright. It's the question whether we humans influence it or not

 

[AntiAnto]

"It is my decision to declare war to Earth as a need to eliminate the Global Warming"

 

[Raziaar]

The world's weather violently and drastically alters with or without us... as it has in the past.

Even if things now are fueled a bit by man. Sucks, yeah... but nothing you can do about it.

 

[Danimal]

We can always get cans of gas and release them near the holes!

 

[Raziaar]

We can always get cans of gas and release them near the holes!

Or we can gather up every robot on earth into one location, and have them all open up their exhausts, pointed towards the sky to move the earth slightly away from orbit.



Oh wait...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Nanomachines.

 

[Danimal]

We need MICROSCOPES! And lots of 'em!