Go the F@"£ to sleep!

[Stormy]

Read by Samuel L Jackson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqVnCAiWHw

I lawled

 

[FrostedxB]

God damn copyright claim.

 

[Shem]

I absolutely loved it. The part where he does his thing is breathtaking.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Copyright claim. Any other links?

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Samuel L Jackson swearing that means it's automatically funny.

 

[DreamThrall]

Audible is giving it away as an audiobook, but you have to register: http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570