God appears in fried Salami

[CptStern]

A South Florida woman said she was cooking fried salami when she noticed the word "GOD" on the meat, Miami television station WFOR reported.

Nancy Simoes said she had three pieces in a skillet and flipped one of them and saw the letter G.
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"Then got the O and I thought to myself how cool will it be if the third letter was a D."

Simoes realizes people may think she's crazy.

"I can't make this up. ... it's there in the burn marks."

For 20 years, her family has enjoyed fried salami for breakfast.

http://www.fox5vegas.com/family/19383509/detail.html#

this line had me lol'ing

Now Simoes is wondering how she will preserve the "holy" salami.

stick it up her ass! kill her and then freeze her body for all eternity

 

[Vegeta897]

Shit I haven't had that in a while.

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Yup, this is a stern news article thread all right.

 

[Polaris]

No it was DOG, dog in salami.

 

[Warped]

I love how people love to get attention for the stupidest things. Also it looks like GOO to me

 

[Eejit]

Actually it spells "dog" she got them mixed up.


Edit too late damnit.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I think it spelt ogd

 

[lefty]

Looks like "goo"

edit:

For 20 years, her family has enjoyed fried salami for breakfast.

jesus shit, fatasses much?

 

[Raziaar]

jesus shit, fatasses much?

You can have cake or pie every single day of your life without being a fatass.

I hate to say it lefty, but that was a stupid comment!

 

[MJ12]

DUDE FRIED SALAMI IS DIFFERENT, I AM SURE SHE IS HUGE.


Like seriously, there is so much damn grease in that shit.

 

[Shakermaker]

You can have cake or pie every single day of your life without being a fatass.

Not true. Some people can get fat by even looking at pies, while others with a more speedy metabolism can eat all the pies they want and not gain a ounce.

 

[Raziaar]

The mere tidbit of information on them having a tradition of eating fried salami for breakfast makes no further indication of their eating habits.

People like me... who have terrible eating habits and disorders, yeah, are probably going to be fatasses... but many people also eat sensibly the rest of the day.

 

[CR0M]

It's not God, it's Goa.
If she had continued it would undoubtedly have spelled Goatse. FACT.

 

[VirusType2]

Looks like "shit"

 

[CR0M]

'course, the mad old bat might've carved the letters into the skillet with a chisel before frying. I wonder if anyone actually checked it.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

G, oh that's interesting, how bizarre

An odd looking hoop in this one, looks like an O a bit....lets hope there is another letter

A random splodge...but I will convince myself it's a D. GOO doesn't make good news.

 

[Jintor]

She's misinterpreted the message. It clearly says "DOG".

 

[Lizardizzle]

Looks like "goo"

edit:


jesus shit, fatasses much?

world of Goo?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Shit I didn't play past the first chapter. Gonna have to pick it up back up one day.

 

[PoeticRocker]

She knows too much now! She'll have to be silenced by the angels...

 

[PJ]

This is the Wors news ever.

 

[Azner]

Everyone knows how salami shouldnt be fried

 

[YROC]

You can have cake or pie every single day of your life without being a fatass.

I hate to say it lefty, but that was a stupid comment!

I lol'd so hard. "jesus shit, fatasses much?" Lawdy.

 

[swan_song1973]

who the **** is crazy enough to fry salami?

 

[Azner]

^what i said O:<

 

[Jintor]

I just realised every time I'd read the thread title I was subconsciously replacing 'salami' with 'unagi'.

I have no idea why.