god doesn't want atheists in his army

But our soulless, amoral nature makes us perfect for killing other human beings!
 
But our soulless, amoral nature makes us perfect for killing other human beings!

i have thought about that, but it seems god really loves when someone gets killed in his name.
 
It looks like an interesting comparison

Specialist Hall wrote in a sworn statement. “People like you are not holding up the Constitution and are going against what the founding fathers, who were Christians, wanted for America!” Major Welborn said, according to the statement.

Lambert (2003) has examined the religious affiliations and beliefs of the Founders. Some of the 1787 delegates had no affiliation. The others were Protestants except for three Roman Catholics: C. Carroll, D. Carroll, and Fitzsimons. Among the Protestants Constitutional Convention delegates, 28 were Episcopalian, 8 were Presbyterians, 7 were Congregationalists, 2 were Lutherans, 2 were Dutch Reformed, and 2 were Methodists. Many of the more prominent Founding Fathers were vocal about their opposition to organized religion or anti-clerical, such as Jefferson. Some of them often related their anti-organized church leanings in their speeches and correspondence, including George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson (who created the "Jefferson Bible"), Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Paine. However, a few of the more notable founders, such as Patrick Henry, were strong proponents of traditional religion. Several of the Founding Fathers considered themselves to be deists or held beliefs very similar to that of traditional Deists, including Franklin, Jefferson, Paine and Ethan Allen
 
You mean army officers don't want atheists in their army?

What's it got to do with what "god" wants?
 
This is the exact reason us atheists dislike religion. People become so close minded that when you tell them you don't believe in god it's like you have called their girlfriend fat. They take it personally and begin to attack you even though you have done absolutely nothing wrong. I just don't understand why people can argue all day about their beliefs in politics yet when it comes to your beliefs in the cosmos and the origin of life it becomes a personal matter that is rude to even bring up.
 
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In before ZombieTurtle says "both sides are in the wrong and have bigots"

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US Military Tolerances:

BAD
Athiests
Gays
Muslims

ACCEPTABLE
Felons
Gang Bangers
White Supremacists

GREAT
Christians
 
Well, I guess I'm in the wanted list then. *cries, runs away*
 
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another (John 13:34)."

LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH THE BARREL OF A GUN
 
So does this mean that if I get drafted, I don't have to go?

Awesome!
 
Not surprising, considering atheists are the most mistrusted group in the US. Shameful, really.
 
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another (John 13:34)."

Wouldn't it be awesome if all the Christians actually obeyed that one? :/
 
Of course the down-side would be we get less material to criticize them with.
 
I think the positives would outweigh that...
 
That verse only applies to other Christians, or so ive been told.

Well... it was more screamed at me while I was waiting for a plane in an airport.
 
That verse only applies to other Christians, or so ive been told.

Well... it was more screamed at me while I was waiting for a plane in an airport.

Did you punch her in the balls?
 
or a NRA ad


I should work for the NRA, I have whole whack of slogans for them:

"When you simply must kill every mother****er in the room, thank the NRA for defending your right to bear arms"
 
Important choices should not be made on the back of a delusion.

You would have thought this one of the most fundamental aspects of modern society, but not so.
 
Damn stupid, but not surprising. I rofl so much when dumbasses call america a christian country.
 
See: Catch-22
"And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways," Yossarian continued [...] "There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain?"
 
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In before a moderator tells jverne that his sig is too big.

I lol'd really loud in a library. I haet you. :<
 
Is this thread ever gonna die? Will we be here in a thousand years, immortal cybernetic mechahumans with laser penises discussing this?

I sure as hell hope so.
 
US Military Tolerances:

ACCEPTABLE
Felons
Gang Bangers
White Supremacists

Not exactly true. There is a long list of felonies that immediately disqualify you from joining the military. http://www.army.com/resources/item/2150

Gang affiliation can also disqualify, just like white supremacists can be rejected. Rejection is based on the recruiter interview.

A friend of mine was rejected from the Army when we signed up together after 9/11 because he had an Iron Cross tattooed on his shoulder. They thought he was a white supremacist, but he wasn't.
 
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