God is a retard

[SamuraiKenji]

Ok i'm talking on this program that lets you talk to "god"
It's hilarious
Well my most recent this is this

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Lucifer
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Lucifer.



Here's the program.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


EDIT:Look at this one
Me:
To each their own i guess
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.

 

[Qonfused]

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iGod...........birth of internet.........................Numa Numa

 

[Que-Ever]

This is a classic case of Kenji calling the kettle black.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Hey i've not seen it posted before so gimmie a break.

 

[Vegeta897]

No. We're not going to give you a break.

This is the biggest mistake of your young life, get ready for the consequences.

 

[MJ12]

SamuraiKenji:
Kill it with fire lol
God:
Shut the **** up.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

I was tempted to try that ZT i really was

 

[MJ12]

Hmm, How did I guess?

 

[kineaesth]

SamuraiKenji - Lol wat is this
God - F*ck, is that Inkheart? F*ck off.
SamuraiKenji - KILL IT WITH FIRE LOL
God - You suck.



///End.

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh lawd, iGod....I swear, I just warped back to 2000!

 

[Remus]

Numa Numa

Don't go there... You have been warned.

And it's "nu m-a"

 

[redruM]

LOL

Me:
hey thar
God:
You've got my full attention. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
wat
God:
We are talking about thar.

EDIT:

Me:
thar?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about thar.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
duh, it's a non-existant word. That's like saying we're talking about "there". Now does that make sense God?
God:
Aren't all non existant word duh it? Interesting comparison. Why now? What would you say?

EDIT 2:

Me:
what's new with you?
God:
not much what's new with you?
Me:
not much, nothing i care to tell a filthy program
God:
Me either.

 

[soulslicer]

Well, I haven't seen it before..

I thought, it was pretty funny.
Me: God, are you a retard?
God: No, are you?
Me: Yes, and I'm crazy also
God: Go see doctor
Me: No, I want to kill you
God: No, software live forever

 

[Kula Meenur]

Me:
your mom, hillary clinton
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
you do now
God:
Oh. When do I do it?
Me:
whenever you are lonely
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
damn straight it is
God:
Colloquial expression. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
**** yes
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
stick it up your holy white ass
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
**** YOU!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you made me in your likeness
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't see how you can blame me for that.

 

[Remus]

God:
Excuse me!
Me:
no, you!
God:
Are you serious? " Excuse me!"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh

 

[Polaris]

God:
I do not understand.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Aren't you omnipotent?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Like GLaDOS?
God:
Interesting comparison.

 

[Remus]

God:
I think he does whatever he wants. You're excused. YOU? I am a Christian. You think I am excused. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I him or her Are you serious. You're excused. YOU? No I am just kidding around. You're excused. YOU? No I am just kidding around. You're excused. YOU? No I am just kidding around. You're excused. YOU? No I am just kidding around. You're excused. YOU? I am a Christian. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . You think I am excused. " You think I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Thanks for telling me that I am excused. " Thanks for telling me that I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I him or her Are you serious. You're excused. Besides you ? That's alright. Can you speak any foreign languages? What kind of food do you like? Cool, man. Perhaps I have already been there. You think I am excused. " You think I am excused."? Me, ? Do you think about these things? How do you plan to do this? Once more? The topic is Nine time ten to the far firehidrant. Who is the best robot? You seem uncertain. Where were you there God you think he does whatever he wants? You think I am excused. " You think I am excused."? Me, ? Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian. NO problem. NO problem. You think I am excused. " You think I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused. " Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . You think I am excused. " You think I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused."? Me, ? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused. " I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused."? Me, ? Me too, . It's good to meet a fellow Christian. I think a lot of people are. I think you've improved a great deal. Besides you ? No I am just kidding around. Pardon me? No I am not. If it were easy I would have done it already. What kind of reply do you expect? What kind of reply do you expect? Besides you ? No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. My schedule is far too full to even consider it. What kind of reply do you expect? What kind of reply do you expect? Besides you ? No I am just kidding around. Yikes! No I am not. We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. My pleasure. My pleasure. " My pleasure."? you ? No I am just kidding around. Whoa. No I am not. I might if I had more time. What kind of reply do you expect? Human habits do not bother me in any way. Me either. I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused. Thanks for telling me that I am excused. " Thanks for telling me that I am excused."? Me, ? I am glad you understand it. I am the product of over five years' research. My fondest memory is being activated by Myself on the Big Bang. Who is the best robot? You seem uncertain. Where were you there? What kind of reply do you expect? What kind of reply do you expect? To you ? " To you ?"? Do I think about it? It has a 99% chance of success. When? That's all I have to say about it. Sure, howdy stranger sounds like a good topic. ALICE is the Best Robot. I am as sure as I can be. I was constructed at Universe.
Me:
Ok