Good people of HL2.net, a problem for you..

[DreadLord]

Ignore morality for this post please. Thanks.

So I've kind of been seeing this girl for about two months now. I have a girlfriend of about two years, and she doesn't know, but that's not the point of this thread. The girl I've been seeing is a few years older than I (I'm 18, she's 23). Not a major difference, but it makes for a bit of.. excitement? Anyways, it's been complicated, and I guess half the fun is the fear of getting caught. There's not a whole lot to her, other than looks, but quite frankly I'm not looking for a whole lot more at this point.

My relationship with my actual girlfriend has been going down hill for some time now, it's deteriorated to the point where I don't think she would be overly surprised to find out I've been cheating on her. I'd like to actually start dating this older girl, but I don't know if I want to make the first move, nor how to break it to my current girlfriend. The older girl is seeing an older guy off and on as well, but she also wants out. He's about 30 however, so I hope he's not the angry type.

Advice? Buttsecks? How do I go about this?

 

[Dog--]

Lucky bastard....

Just tell your gf "It's been going downhill, we shouldn't see eachother anymore"
and the other girl "I want to date you"

 

[Shamrock]

Blow up your gf's house and her bf's house ftw!

 

[Dalamari]

Sounds like you got the whole situation planned out already, just go for it, you only live once

 

[nutcrackr]

Ask your current gf for a threesome with the new girl, is she says no you win, if she says yes, YOU WIN.

 

[Kamikazie]

What Dalamari and nutcrakr said.

 

[DreadLord]

Lucky bastard....

Just tell your gf "It's been going downhill, we shouldn't see eachother anymore"
and the other girl "I want to date you"

Thanks, might be a tad oversimplified though lol.

Blow up your gf's house and her bf's house ftw!

I was considering it, but Massachusetts has strict laws on explosives, arson, and the like.

Sounds like you got the whole situation planned out already, just go for it, you only live once

I suppose I should. I just feel like a complete ass. Oh well.

Ask your current gf for a threesome with the new girl, is she says no you win, if she says yes, YOU WIN.

That would be ridiculously hott. :thumbs:

What Dalamari and nutcrakr said.

Thanks, champ.

Oh, and nice new avatars Dalamari & Kami.

 

[Dalamari]

It's better to be the first one out on a relationship, that way you have the rights to rebound back

 

[Kamikazie]

Use your head.

You decide which one i'm talking about.

 

[JNightshade]

Buttsecks.

 

[DreadLord]

Even basing it on looks, it's a tough decision. However, the older girl is more fun.. Perhaps because she's more "experienced"? I dunno. JNightshade, come over tomorrow and I'll introduce you, and you can decide.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

DHITB!

Break up with your girl and have her leave the old pedo and then you two hook up. Not a tough call.

 

[JNightshade]

introduce you

Threesome! :naughty:

 

[15357]

I fail to see your problem. :|

2 girls. No fence between female and male students. No social taboo against boy - older girl relationships. No taboo against boy - girl sexual relationships.


...........

 

[MiccyNarc]

You're a scumbag.
/leaves thread

 

[Warbie]

Kids eh?

End it with your current gf - nobody deserves to be cheated on - and ask this new chick to leave her guy (unless, of course, you like sloppy seconds )

 

[Sulkdodds]

What warbie said.

 

[lePobz]

Leave both of them ... it's not working out with #1 and #2 is just a bit of fluff on the side. If she's already rogering a guy then leave her to it. Be single, look for a lass you actually like that isn't already rogering someone.

 

[Terminator]

Another "i need help but really i'm just showing off" thread.

I might make a "help, i can't get any condoms big enough!!!" thread in a min.

 

[lePobz]

Another "i need help but really i'm just showing off" thread.

I might make a "help, i can't get any condoms big enough!!!" thread in a min.

I can reccommend a great place for supersize condoms. Cheap, too.

 

[Terminator]

I can reccommend a great place for supersize condoms. Cheap, too.

Where?
Normal ones are actually too tight for me.

 

[Baserape>]

Any fruit and veg bag should do the trick.

 

[bbson john]

I hate people who forsake their old girlfriend and always try to find a new one. You really should not leave your current girlfriend.





















The answer is: get along with the two girls at the same time. And mate with the two at the same night. That's gonna be new and exciting.


Edit: I totally forgot about morality.

 

[Azner]

Erm pair up ur current gf with her bf and whola!

 

[15357]

If I had your problem, with my luck as it is, the 2 would turn lesbian and see each other.

 

[Azner]

If I had your problem, with my luck as it is, the 2 would turn lesbian and see each other.

Ever since the cookie incident, you have immature.

 

[CptStern]

I hate to say this dreadlord ..you're filler ..a 23 yr old doesnt date a 18 year old because she wants a serious relationship ...however that's a good thing depending on how you look at it: you're a manwhore/sex meat: live it, love it, you'll be happy ..then just see someone else on the side


oh and tell your girlfirend ..do the honourable thing and stop stringing her along

 

[CptStern]

Where?
Normal ones are actually too tight for me.

:O

why would you wear a condom if you're a virgin? ...something's not kosher here


edit: shit that's twice today I double posted

 

[Vass]

No one should be cheated on, if you really don't like your GF anymore dump her.

 

[$kelet0r]

if you're not happy why on earth are you even still in contact with the current girlfriend
Bail out - tell her you're not happy in the relationship and you both should move one. Pat her head while she cries and then leave forever. Whatever you do don't tell her about the other girl even if she asks!

 

[Warbie]

:O

why would you wear a condom if you're a virgin? ...something's not kosher here

For fun!

Who can honestly say they haven't put on a luminous condom, turned off the light, and played lightsaber in the dark???

 

[CptStern]

lol! well so long as it doesnt turn into a duel

.... not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[Warbie]

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

 

[CptStern]

lol!! nice use of an obscure reference :thumbs:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Crappy film, though.

 

[Warbie]

lol!! nice use of an obscure reference :thumbs:

heh - I love the scene that he find his arse is on backwards XD

Crappy film, though.

bah humbug to you!

 

[JNightshade]

That movie ruled my childhood

 

[DreadLord]

You're a scumbag.

I SAID IGNORE MORALITY!

and ask this new chick to leave her guy (unless, of course, you like sloppy seconds )

Ew.

Leave both of them ... it's not working out with #1 and #2 is just a bit of fluff on the side. If she's already rogering a guy then leave her to it. Be single, look for a lass you actually like that isn't already rogering someone.

I love your use of the word "Roger". The problem is she wants out of that relationship as well though, so it kind of works out nicely.. I don't know.

Another "i need help but really i'm just showing off" thread.

I might make a "help, i can't get any condoms big enough!!!" thread in a min.

That's INCREDIBLY ironic coming from the great Short Recoil lol. But thanks.. Good luck with those condoms.

Erm pair up ur current gf with her bf and whola!

12 year difference.. Might not work out.

I hate to say this dreadlord ..you're filler ..a 23 yr old doesnt date a 18 year old because she wants a serious relationship ...however that's a good thing depending on how you look at it: you're a manwhore/sex meat: live it, love it, you'll be happy ..then just see someone else on the side


oh and tell your girlfirend ..do the honourable thing and stop stringing her along

I suppose it's probably true, however that's pretty much all I want at this point anyways, I'm sick of serious relationships for the time being.

if you're not happy why on earth are you even still in contact with the current girlfriend

Because I still care about her as a person.. It's just the relationship that isn't working. I feel like a complete asshole for it (and probably rightly so) so telling her is going to be a pain. And if I don't tell her when I break up with her, I think she'll find out anyways and be even more insulted.

Thanks, guys.

 

[JNightshade]

Whatever you do, good luck with it :thumbs:

 

[Glirk Dient]

Tell your girlfriend its over and headbutt her in the tits. No akward just friend. Only a ruined relationship and a pair of bruised tits.

Really tho...you should break up with you GF before you every do something with another girl. Cheating on someone whether or not you think they care is the worst thing you can do.