Google Rumors

[AmishSlayer]

Check THIS out

Google has become self aware, judgement day is coming

Anyways, if ANY of this stuff is true that would be crazy.

 

[Raeven0]

If Google took over the world, it would save me the trouble of doing it myself. We have similar basic philosophies.

 

[WhiteZero]

A collaboration of old news...
And stuff stolen from this guy

Except for Googles denial of it which I guess happened in the last couple days.

 

[OvA]

If Google took over the world, it would save me the trouble of doing it myself. We have similar basic philosophies.

Do no evil?

 

[WhiteZero]

Do no evil?

"Don't be Evil"

 

[Raeven0]

Do no evil?

Don't be evil!

I also like Wikipedia's Don't be a dick rule.

 

[WhiteZero]

Oh yeah, dont forget about the paranoid ass people out there.

 

[DeusExMachina]

The only thing people should worrying with Google about is

A) When
B) How
C) Chocolate Muffins

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Well C is more than obvious, but we will not know When and How until it happens.

Google has been growing for a while now, they have their own Instant Messenger, Email, Satalite program(vital for taking over world), Video Uploader, and a blogger(Oh Noes!).

 

[Solaris]

You cannot prevent judgement day, only delay it.