gorden freeman= Fundamentalist smurf

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Wel its like this, there is a site on the net where you can enter your dreadfully boring first and last names, and the Generator will give you your exciting new Smurf Name!!
So have fun with it and what do you think, did they generator have ot at the right end with gordan is the plot twist in hl2 that he is actually the bad guy( fundamentalist) and the g-man is a peace lovin fun guy.
Oh yeah and put in you're own names and post the results here, it would be funny.

Mine smurf name= Critically Ill Smurf

the site is http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html
 
Real name = Deadly Smurf

Alias = Lemon-Fresh Smurf
 
My rl name = Very Uninteresting Smurf

>:/
 
Vanilla Ice Smurf (real name btw)

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
 
Fake Name: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf
Real Name: Lemon-Fresh Smurf
 
its Gordon Freeman, not Gorden or Gordan.

EDIT: i got a dumb one, Very Uninteresting Smurf
 
Real name-Smurf Smurf Smurf
Did I do somthing wrong?
Gaming name- Killdozer Smurf
 
Real = Deadly Smurf
Nick = Erectile Dysfunction Smurf :(
 
Oops sorry for my stupid mistake, and thnx for telling me B.calhoun.
Well anyways speld right gordon freeman= still fundamentalist smurf
 
Pimpin' Smurf

and its Gordon Freeman = Son of Smurf
 
real name: Stalker Smurf :O
screenname: Slowly Evaporating Smurf
 
Meshugana Smurf :eek:


screen name comes up as 'Ebola Smurf' :rolling:
 
My full names gives me Quantum Smurf. :)

Then a shorter version of my names gives me Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf :O

I think I prefer the first one :)

Edit: Forgot my screen name

I get two different ones depening on the space, so its either...
Radioactive Smurf
or
Yahweh Smurf
 
Real: Cletus the Slack-Jawed Smurf

Mitoboy: Vanilla Ice Smurf
 
Real - Smurf Smurf Smurf
Nick - Cuddly Smurf
 
Real namen: Trusty Smurt


Letters: Vanilla Ice Smurf... :eek:
 
Eeh Hoodlum
I enter in first name: Gordon
last name: Freeman

and i still get, Fundamentalist smurf.
Ha well will anybody else try this cause though I started this tread I'm still a real Noob. So please from now on tell what is gordon freeman Fundamentalist smurf or son of smurf, cause as far as I know you only get son of smurf if you enter "gordon freeman" in first name and nothing in last name!! :farmer: :frog:
 
Oh yeah and Alyx Vance = naughty smurf
Eli Vance = As-Seen-on-TV Smurf
Barney Calhoun = Kung Pao Smurf
 
Grey Fox said:
Eeh Hoodlum
I enter in first name: Gordon
last name: Freeman

and i still get, Fundamentalist smurf.
Ha well will anybody else try this cause though I started this tread I'm still a real Noob. So please from now on tell what is gordon freeman Fundamentalist smurf or son of smurf, cause as far as I know you only get son of smurf if you enter "gordon freeman" in first name and nothing in last name!! :farmer: :frog:


weird now i get Fundamentalist smurf by writing Gordon Freeman too. Yesterday i got Son of a smurf..
 
G-Man enter in first name= G
last name= Man
=M.C. Smurf, and enterd in first name(no last name) G-man=Waspinator Smurf, and enetrd in first name(no last name) gman=M.C. Smurf
The Administrator enterd in tfirst name: the
in last name: administrator
= Trusty Smurf
enterd in first name the administrator(and no last name=Cleft Palate Smurf
Dog enterd in first name(offcourse no last name)=Megatron Smurf
Father gregory enterd in the same to manners as the administrator=
first way=Yakuza Smurf
second way= Killdozer Smurf
 
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