Gordon vs Master Chief vs Mystery guest

Who would win?

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 26 60.5%

  • Master Chief

    Votes: 13 30.2%

  • Screech....The weird one in saved by the bell

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Total voters
    43
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Who would win?

Gordon Freeman and the Master Chief are arguing over who is the greatest. This is a battle that rages on all the time. However, sometimes others join in.
 
No one sane watches saved by the bell and who is master chief?
 
I watched it when i was younger, i tihnk one of them became a porn star actually. Master Chief is out of Halo...
 
Screech wins. Simply because when I was younger I used to watch Saved By The Bell everyday! lol
 
Screech would get out his nunchucks and whip Gordon's puny buttock.
 
Ah I remember that show....


I wish I didn't. But I do.




Gordon pwns all. Just because he was so unfortunate to be named Gordon, possibly one of the most whimpy names ever ((Before HL this is) (Oh and no offence to any Gordons out there)), Which would have made him a toughie because of all the grief he would get....


Oh ok, i'll stop talking.
 
lol Screech rules... I used to watch Saved By The Bell every morning a couple of years ago, it was ace

But Gordon would win
 
Gordon Freeman - suit = HEV anti-radiation/ bullet proof
occupation = scientist ( but with considerable special training )
what did he do = saved Black Mesa from massive invasion by aliens and stopped a nuke detonation in the same area

Master Chief - suit = MJOLNIR shielded armor
occupation = part of a a super-soldier military program
what did he do = saved the entire galaxy of total life annihilation



MC owns GF all the way!
 
Yes. Master Chief did save the world. But Gordon did it in 1337 r0x0rz sty1ez0rzzx!!111one.. Gordy's job was to push and cart a press a button. But instead he wooped some XEN aSs!
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I watched it when i was younger, i tihnk one of them became a porn star actually. Master Chief is out of Halo...
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Yeah the one with blonde curly hair, Elizabeth Berkley. Kinda ruined her career did that, silly mare.
 
first off, how would gordon beat a cybor pimp? that my questions. im sorry your all just a bunch of HL fan boyz but THE BIG MC would logistically PWN every one on HL and HL2 and he would **** gabe newells fat ****in ass BWHWHWHHAHHAHAHAHA
 
Pendragon said:
You mean he'd out manage them? eh, who cares, as Gordon would either a) summon AntLions, b) wang a radiator at him, or c) shoot his ass. Either way, MC dies and Gordon wins again.
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yeah 21st century weapondry vs. 25th century weaponry..... hmmm i wonder which is more technologically evolved. Not to mention, "THE BIG MC" can pic up tanks. im sure he could eat antlions, not to mention rip gordon in half.
 
waedoe said:
yeah 21st century weapondry vs. 25th century weaponry..... hmmm i wonder which is more technologically evolved. Not to mention, "THE BIG MC" can pic up tanks. im sure he could eat antlions, not to mention rip gordon in half.
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Physics gun > Master Chief

Gordon could whip it out and pick the MC up by his foot and wing him around! Then throw him at a Borg Cube.. oh wait, wrong thread for the cube comment

Either way, I say Gordon would win over MC, but Screech over Gordon
 
That girl from saved by the bell wasn't in a porn movie, she did a crappy nc-17 b-movie about a stripper trying to make it big in show business.

oh and the MAster Chief would totally kick Gordon's ass. I really am a fan of good old Mr. F., but the MC would still win. Within 30 seconds. Hands down.
 
Gordon, hes fought more than 3 types of alien, and used a hell of alot more weapons than a pistol, rifle, machine gun, and some fruity C shaped tv remote that shoots purple things..
 
LittleB said:
That girl from saved by the bell wasn't in a porn movie, she did a crappy nc-17 b-movie about a stripper trying to make it big in show business.
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Seen the edited for TV version of the movie? it's SO funny.. they painted clothes on her in those scenes, she wears a cartoon bra!
 
Shuzer, your avatar scared the shat outta me
 
waedoe said:
yeah 21st century weapondry vs. 25th century weaponry..... hmmm i wonder which is more technologically evolved. Not to mention, "THE BIG MC" can pic up tanks. im sure he could eat antlions, not to mention rip gordon in half.
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Actually, that's 26th century weaponry, young man. :)
 
Master Chief is a ****ing pansy.

Master Chief is also stupid.

Master Chief loses.

****ing Master Chief.



Good job, Gordon... good job...
 
waedoe said:
yeah 21st century weapondry vs. 25th century weaponry..... hmmm i wonder which is more technologically evolved. Not to mention, "THE BIG MC" can pic up tanks. im sure he could eat antlions, not to mention rip gordon in half.
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Um...Have you seent he guns that the Master Chief gets. He gets that machine gun with possible the worst accuracy ever, and a pistol.....Oh yeah theres other stuff but its not that great compared to Gordons gear.
 
gordon: rusty crowbar
shotgun that shoots 2 at a time
psygun
pheromomones
a truck load more

mc : pistol
shotgun
assault rifle
a few alien guns
sniper rifle

gordon: antlions
combine [ general i.e about 20 alien species]
zombies
headcrabs !!!!!!111!!!!

mc : covenant [ general i.e about 10 alien species (i think)]

screetch: lets not go there

nuff' said

EDIT: if ive got anything wrong, correct me, dont flame, ive not finished halo or hl :O :|
 
Screech could send in the geeks and "cool" kids because everyone loves screech...except the people that aren't on the programme.
 
Gordon would rip Master Chief apart with his crowbar, and while he is screaming like a baby, Gordon takes out his Spas-12 and fires a double round in Master Chiefs Head... and it explodes into pieces.

Game over.
 
Oooh, another "Gordons dick versus MC's dick" . Will this ever end, dammit ..

This thread is going the same way as the Borg Cube VS Death Star (and all other "that things dick versus that other things dick") thread, i.e; A hell of insulting, misspelling, bad grammaring, spamming, linking to goatse and ******* and cnn.com , people killing themselves and endless repeating argumentation.
 
The thing is Crazy...That post will in no way help this thread keep sane. If you dont think the thread is worth it, then just dont bother posting in it.
 
sometimes i do think threads are worth posting in, but then there are infantile little brats running around spouting their opinions as facts and generally being annoying little shits.

anyway, in my opinion Gordon would win because he has the better arsenal of weapons to call upon. if it was hand to hand combat then screech would win, but apart from that, Freeman has it in the bag.
 
Gordon, his armor is tougher from my experience, and he's quicker, and his guns kick more ass.

And why Screech? Ercle not good enough for you?

PS - Your avvy is screwing with my head FLS @_@
 
MC would blast Gordon with his tank XD

'oooh nooo, it's a scrawny scientist' /o\
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
Ah I remember that show....


I wish I didn't. But I do.




Gordon pwns all. Just because he was so unfortunate to be named Gordon, possibly one of the most whimpy names ever ((Before HL this is) (Oh and no offence to any Gordons out there)), Which would have made him a toughie because of all the grief he would get....


Oh ok, i'll stop talking.
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In my country (Holland) we have a Gordon that is a gay ass RnB singer.
So yes, Gordon is quite possibly the wimpiest of names. So therefore he would so kick MC's ass.
And Screech brings up memories that brings back the same memories as Full House, memories of me wishing I was dead.
 
Bad^Hat said:
Gordon, his armor is tougher from my experience, and he's quicker, and his guns kick more ass.

And why Screech? Ercle not good enough for you?

PS - Your avvy is screwing with my head FLS @_@
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That's Urkel, thank you very much!
 
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