Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS).

[hool10]

This may be the second most memorable thread from the flamehaus I have brought here. My first was poop woman and now it's some girl who wants to model. The comments are the best.

I would hit it with a paper bag over her head. Maybe. Just mayyyybe if she put a paper bag over her head. :x If you are ready to see the pics and they are kinda NSFW (including the thread for some eye relief pics ) cause she is wearing a bikini, then open the spoiler:

Spoiler

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031

Again thanks to the flamehaus I can bring you threads like poop girl: http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=116894

*On second thought, nope. Do not want. Just noticed the ribcage/dead zombie look. **Also everybody starts to think it's a photochop but it starts to get more real at page 10.

 

[theotherguy]

Do not want

 

[bam23]

puked

 

[CrazyHarij]

Hm...so I've recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn't going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that.

Unlike some people, I have respect and dignity...oh yeah, I also have a LIFE.

Some of these comments I've read are freaking damn hilarious. Some are down right cruel which just shows me that people are THAT insecure about themselves that they have to put others down. Others just follow the crowd because they're ****ing ignorant and have nothing else better to do with their pathetic lives than sit around on their asses all day and post on message boards.

How about....a ****in' life, people?

I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. Remember, though, to never quit your day job.

I am confident in my skin and who I am. Other people's approval is NOT needed.

The fact that you all are spending hours and hours a day talking about me, I am genuinely thrilled that I can be your entertainment! I'm one step ahead of you and I'll be here all week.

With that, I will be continuing on with my life and keep laughing at yours.

Even pathetic people deserve praise! So, my hat's off to you kiddos!

Oh, and if anybody actually has the balls enough to talk to me directly, that would be totally awesome.



Til then, children.

Ellie

from her blog: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=389063875&blogID=446291197

 

[mocho loco]

LOL the post above me was hilarious!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

somebody's got too much time

 

[MJ12]

Lol gifs.

 

[hool10]

Yeah but somebody from the haus said this:

they found the OP to be faking it, but, they also found the dog's owner on about page 9.

http://www.flamehaus.com/bbs/best-thread-ever-vt145905.html

It's really real now? Jeeebus...

 

[Raziaar]

Nothing sexier than a huge faded bruise on a thigh.

 

[Overclock]

/r/ing paperbag over head next time!

My eyes burn!

 

[Qonfused]

Holy shit I laughed so hard.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Thread is win.



Also lol

 

[nipples]

What are you guys talking about, she's f***ing hot.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I will burn your eyes out with filiment glue

 

[nipples]

I already stabbed them out with spoons.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Fair enough.

 

[nipples]

Then I ate them.

 

[Krynn72]

The two most hilarious looking people on the internet:

 

[Kula Meenur]

Chinchan?

 

[Shamrock]

Honestly, she is ****ing disgusting.

 

[Zephos]

Poor woman.

 

[AtomicSpark]

This is not ****ing #chan. Get off my forums.

Spoiler

I lol'd.

 

[highlander]

Oh god. I lol'd annnnnd died abit inside.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I cried, and then I remembered that this is the internet.

But at least something good came of that thread, I got this epic gif.

 

[Jintor]

Oh Colbert. You make up for everything else that was in this thread.

 

[Tyguy]

shes almost human

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

This shit is about 2 weeks old.

 

[Musk]

This shit just completed my day. Those photos are so damn funny!

 

[Steven]

A lot of irony in this thread that almost no one will pick up on.

 

[soulslicer]

This is ****ing hilarious. Best thread in a long time.

 

[Unfocused]

"Let me guess, she is going through Heroin/PCP withdrawal and has a nasty habit of chewing on bricks??"

LMAO!

 

[NeptuneUK]

OMG!!! D:
http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/application_UI/doorId=237/clientId=86/?mId=28602642

 

[No Limit]

Am I the only one that feels sorry for her?

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Yes, i afraid.

 

[CptStern]

Some people think I look great in the bikni, others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

really it's not the bikini ..in fact I couldnt see the bikini because I was too busy staring in horror at yo face!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

 

[CptStern]

that's actually better than the original

 

[Xendance]

I love this thread. Hahaha.

 

[Kase]

i want my soul back

 

[Navaha]

that's actually better than the original

Quoted for truth. :cheers: