Greatest. Cast. Evar.

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Guys, help me out. I need to think of the greatest movie cast ever. I have the guys' parts down, I think, but I need help with the women. Also, any awesome monkeys with experience would be good.

Ok, here's the cast so far:
Sean Connery
Chuck Norris
Harrison Ford
Samuel l. Jackson (I think these four alone could hold)
Ted Nugent
Zack Wylde
Maddox
Morgan Freeman
Lewis Black
Jon Stewart
Steven Colbert
Bob Marley (we're planning on reanimating him)
And the corpse of Kurt Cobain (him not so much)

It doesn't necessarily have to be a great actor, just supremely badass. The movie is called "Greats on a Train" although we're thinking of switching the setting to an airplane, and adding snakes. "Asskickers on a mother****ing plane". Yeah, that sounds nice.
 
Gladly. I must've meant... super hot female actors.
 
chuck norris? oh come on, why didnt you just put in Steven Segal?

the only asskicking Norris does these days is for the Lord


someone tell him to get a new toupe, his current one looks rediculous

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Of course! Steven Seagal! How could I forget D:

One of the main themes in the movie is time travel, and time paradoxes, so we could go back in time to when Chuck Norris was TRULY a real hero. There will also be a young and old Geddy Lee bass off.
 
A monkey - Suzanne from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
 
Dude, what's wrong with you? lol kidding. Are you serious? You've got some real talent mixed with some real shite.
 
If you're looking for cast quality, I'd knock some of those actors off the list. If you're looking for the quality of the movie that would ensue given that cast, you're in good shape, I think.
 
Johnny Depp as some strung out, outrageous female. Hopped up on goofballs. He can play anything. OUTRAGEOUSLY.
 
I don't see Nugent and Cobain being as well recieved as the others.
 
Christian Bale! How can you forget!
 
Steve said:
I don't see Nugent and Cobain being as well recieved as the others.
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We (friends and I) included Nugent for his archery skills, and Cobain is for comic relief, mostly. It'd be something like, Sean connery punches a snake, then opens a door to find Kurt Cobain's corpse, and then say something like, "so that'sh what they did with the blighter," and then turn to scissor-kick a martian.

Ah, christian bale seems a good choice.
Which reminds me, we should have Adam West, too. Unless he's dead... that's jsut too many time-traveling resurrections for one cliche.
 
John Turturro and Steve Buscemi should be there.
 
Chrsitian Bale as razial said.
Edward Norton.
Jack Nicolson
 
Warbie said:
John Turturro and Steve Buscemi should be there.
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I agree on both counts ..ever see 2 thousand and None with turturro? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218800/

great movie, he's such a versatile actor


I'd also like to add Paul Giamatti, after seeing him in Sideways and the brilliant American Splendor he's quickly becoming one of my fave character actors
 
Haven't seen it, but will check it out. Cheers for the heads up.

I watched Barton Fink a few months ago, and absolutely love it. John Turturro is excellent in this and is definately becoming one of my fave actors. John Goodman is also superb in that movie - on reflection he probably steals the show. Add John Goodman to the list! :)
 
Jean Claude Van Damme. Slow-mo face kicking.
 
Warbie said:
Haven't seen it, but will check it out. Cheers for the heads up.

I watched Barton Fink a few months ago, and absolutely love it. John Turturro is excellent in this and is definately becoming one of my fave actors. John Goodman is also superb in that movie - on reflection he probably steals the show. Add John Goodman to the list! :)
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goodman was creepy in that movie, great role for him
 
Yeh - he was pretty good in Cinderella Man
 
Robert De Niro, Brendan Freiser, and Alyson Hannigan just because she's hawt

Movie gold
 
I agree about Christopher Walken - top guy - but Christian Slater is bloody awful these days :/
 
Warbie said:
I agree about Christopher Walken - top guy - but Christian Slater is bloody awful these days :/
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Last time I saw him was in True Romance, so what do I know =D
 
ah - True Romance is a great movie :), and Christian Slater is plays his part very well. Since then he's been in a downward spiral and is now plaguing British tv by appearing on crappy talk shows.
 
Alan Rickman, oh and you've already got Morgon Freeman on the list so i'm all outta ideas. :)
 
Leslie Nielson
Max Von Sydow
Clint Eastwood

The list is getting thin. :(
 
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