Greatest Complaint Letter Ever

[xombine]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/11975/
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/editors_corner/article/14556/
Win.

 

[Warped]

i hate reading...is there a video about this??

 

[YROC]

This is relevant to my interests, but i'm way too lazy to read.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Well being Indian, I can tell you the stuff on the right was supposed to be the desert, though I've never seen anything like that served in a liquid...custard. The "sponges" on the left are pretty good (when prepared right) with the "green paste" (spicy chutney), haven't eaten it with tomatoes though ._.
I don't even know what the huge crap of mustard and etc are supposed to be. The "cookie" I believe is supposed to be Panda (not animal, just what its called), pretty good but they get hard when left out for a real long time. Really hard. The "yogurt" is basically that, it usually doesn't look all that flattering but I wouldn't be surprised if that particular one did suck after looking at everything else.

 

[Krynn72]

Indian food is always hard to identify. It all looks very unappealing to me tbh.

The letter itself was meh.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

lol hamster is dead.

 

[FireStarter]

Yum, mustard mashed potatoes. Everyone's favorite dish.

 

[jet_porkins]

I thought that was a masterful letter. Serious lol's on my behalf.

 

[PJ]

that guy is awesome. i want an excuse to write a letter like that. my favourite bit:

Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking it's more of that Baaji custard. I admit I thought the same too, but no. It's mustard Richard. MUSTARD. More mustard than any man could consume in a month. On the left we have a piece of broccoli and some peppers in a brown glue-like oil and on the right the chef had prepared some mashed potato. The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird.

Once it was regurgitated it was clearly then blended and mixed with a bit of mustard. Everybody likes a bit of mustard Richard.

and my favourite dishes:

 

[Sulkdodds]

i hate reading...

Good job signing up to a text-based internet forum. Really nice work.

 

[Raziaar]

Who is that, ****ing Sarah Palin who wrote that?

I mean come on Richard!

Plus... it's not funny. I don't know why it's touted as such by these people.

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh god I lol'd so much, which was a bit embarasing as my brother is sitting a few feet away from me.

 

[MJ12]

Indian food is always hard to identify. It all looks very unappealing to me tbh.

The letter itself was meh.

Indian food is the best, but that Indian food looks...... less than appetizing.

 

[swan_song1973]

i hate reading...is there a video about this??

the sooner you admit you cant read, the easier itll be to accept.

 

[Seppo]

Maybe he's blind?

 

[Ennui]

I lol'd.