Groom faints during ceremony, bride moos her displeasure

[CptStern]

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to "marry" the animal.

bet you didnt see that coming

Alit's collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

"Poor kid. He's actually a quiet kid," said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit's victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

"Only his clothes were thrown into the sea" the villager said.

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/national/teenager-passes-out-marrying-cow-he-had-sex-with/380095

 

[Solaris]

Only in America

 

[15357]

*faints, not feints

But anyway,

#1. Why are you having intercourse with a cow?

#2. Why humiliate the kid further?

#3. Why drown the cow?

#4. Poor Raziaar.

 

[Remus]

What is this I don't even...

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Another great application of your avatar, Remus. And one I concur with. Poor cow, hasn't it had enough problems already before you get drowned in the ocean because some dude came up and porked your bleary-eyed, nonmoving ass?

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I like how they have a special "man mates with cow" ritual

 

[Yuri]

I like how they have a special "man mates with cow" ritual

It must happen a lot.

Hey at least the kid knows his wife takes it in the dairy-iere.

oh wait she was drowned

 

[Eejit]

Aw shit man, just when Raziaar thought he had finally found happiness with a man who would love and take care of him this kind of crap happens. R.I.P. Cowman.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

what's the point in forcing him to marry the cow then drowning it?

weirdos.

 

[Raziaar]

*faints, not feints

But anyway,

#1. Why are you having intercourse with a cow?

#2. Why humiliate the kid further?

#3. Why drown the cow?

#4. Poor Raziaar.

Aw shit man, just when Raziaar thought he had finally found happiness with a man who would love and take care of him this kind of crap happens. R.I.P. Cowman.

Kid was a Muslim. I was a Hindu cow... and I've been reincarnated as... once again a cow.

This time I hope it's a woman, dammit.

 

[VirusType2]

cowabunga

 

[<RJMC>]

that kid got a good chunk of that beef

 

[Sparta]

Kid was a Muslim. I was a Hindu cow... and I've been reincarnated as... once again a cow.

This whole experience must've been traumatizing for you. There, there. It's ok.

Here, I have a nice gated area for you to walk through. Doesn't that sound nice? Hmmm? Have a nice stroll through here with the other cows.

Go on now.

That's a good cow.

 

[Raziaar]

Ahhh, with no sudden visual distractions, only the clear blue skies above me and the fat ass of another cow in front of me, I feel strangely at ease. I could... what's that sound? What's that sound!?

 

[MJ12]

Goddamn, the other people are even stranger than the guy who ****ed the cow.

 

[Warped]

this guy just wanted some pootie tang! geez like we all haven't ****ed a cow before

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

cowabunghole

Fixed.