Guess I'll have to say hi

[HypocriteMaster]

So, hi!

Yep, I'm new. But I've actually been here as a guest ever since hl2 came out. Never really bothered to register... until now!

Yay... :frog:

 

[DreadLord]

WEEEEWT

Aloha, AND WELCOME ABOARD!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Welcome Hypocrite, check out the new valve news tonight.

Oh and guys try a bit harder to welcome people properly, Dread didn't your mum teach you any manners?

 

[Steven]

So, hi!

Yep, I'm new. But I've actually been here as a guest ever since hl2 came out. Never really bothered to register... until now!

Yay... :frog:

been a guest since Munro signed up, lol

 

[15357]

Welcome! *salutes and shakes hand*


Yay! I finally welcomed someone properly!

 

[Dog--]

No you didn't..Shaking hands gives off evil bacteria!


Welcome.

 

[bbson john]

Guess I'll have to say hi

WRONG! I'd never say "hi" to the people of this forum, nor did I post anything in newbie centre.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

So tell me how many years of training is necessary to become a master of hypocrisy?
What grading system does the practice utilize?
I hope it's color belts.

Colored belts rawkzore.

 

[HypocriteMaster]

People replied, sweet!

No you didn't..Shaking hands gives off evil bacteria!

No worries, I constantly wear rubber gloves and a bottle of antibiotics.

WRONG! I'd never say "hi" to the people of this forum, nor did I post anything in newbie centre.

Well, apparently I'm more polite than you are

So tell me how many years of training is necessary to become a master of hypocrisy?
What grading system does the practice utilize?
I hope it's color belts.

Colored belts rawkzore.

If you start now you'll probably graduate at the age of 30. The course is divided into 15 different steps. After each accomplished step you are awarded a medal and a new title.

See, I've finished the course, hence I'm a Hypocrite Master. :smoking:

 

[bbson john]

Well, apparently I'm more polite than you are

Surely, you are :Ohypocritical

 

[15357]

Is there a 'League of Hypocrites' that get together once in a while and.... hypocrite?

 

[HypocriteMaster]

Yeah, it's called "The Hypocrite Association" and we have meetings every half a year on different places each time. Before we start to 'hypocrite' we usually sing this song:

"Hypocrite is what we do
Hypocrites the only true
Hypocrites are what we are
Hypocrites and not some fraud"

You don't actually need to be a hypocrite to be a member, so you are free to join. I can talk with the founder if you're interested.

Right now we're 17 members.

 

[Steven]

Yeah, it's called "The Hypocrite Association" and we have meetings every half a year on different places each time. Before we start to 'hypocrite' we usually sing this song:

"Hypocrite is what we do
Hypocrites the only true
Hypocrites are what we are
Hypocrites and not some fraud"

You don't actually need to be a hypocrite to be a member, so you are free to join. I can talk with the founder if you're interested.

Right now we're 17 members.

Talk with the founder for me!

 

[DreadLord]

Oh and guys try a bit harder to welcome people properly, Dread didn't your mum teach you any manners?

My apologies great mod.

WEEEEWT, GLENN IS A COOL MOD

been a guest since Munro signed up, lol

I knew it would come in handy some time!

 

[The Monkey]

You don't have to do anything :|

 

[Hectic Glenn]

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! I moved a thread once and you think the sun shines out my arse! I can be nasty too.

Poo.

See...

 

[DreadLord]

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! I moved a thread once and you think the sun shines out my arse! I can be nasty too.

Poo.

See...

<3 AMAZING!! It's like every word is coming out of Jesus' mouth.

 

[Parlez]

General Munro sends his welcomes soldier!

 

[Azner]

<3 AMAZING!! It's like every word is coming out of Jesus' mouth.

Quiet down, you'll get a sore throat and turn into a cat(turns up doom music)... Any-way Hi

 

[Steven]

Quiet down, you'll get a sore throat and turn into a cat(turns up doom music)... Any-way Hi

NEDM > Azner

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

NEDM?

 

[Steven]

NEDM?

That's truely awesome!

 

[Azner]

Made Shens to me!!
And dreadlord is and asshole for shouting like one.

 

[Que-Ever]

Please allow me to apologize for dreadlord's shouting, I hope he didn't hurt your ears, or anything.

Wait, it's a forum. So... if you had to strain your eyes to read the huge text, I am very sorry. If you take offense, please allow me to advise you to pull your head out from your anus.


FUCK YOU RUDIE!

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

That's truely awesome!

HA HA
DO
KEN!

You can tell I'm a SF fanperson.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Please allow me to apologize for dreadlord's shouting, I hope he didn't hurt your ears, or anything.

Wait, it's a forum. So... if you had to strain your eyes to read the huge text, I am very sorry. If you take offense, please allow me to advise you to pull your head out from your anus.


FUCK YOU RUDIE!

You can't believe how hard I laughed when you said that.