guess what day is today!

[<RJMC>]

IS THE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

so for this memorable occasion, im gonna post the Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

yarr so no if I nor see pirate talking your all will be sleeping whit the fishes arrr

 

[EC]

Argggg.

 

[jondy]

*writes down 'prepare to be boarded'*

 

[Sulkdodds]

'tis efinitely the best. I've had so much fun speaking like a piraate today. AARRR!

 

[xLostx]

yarghhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Teta_Bonita]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Yar! I be putting me seamen on yer poopdeck! Yar!
O gosh I'm clever. :stare:

 

[Crushenator 500]

'Yarr.'

 

[Sulkdodds]

I demand a pirate smiley!

 

[bvasgm]

P-)

Arggg

 

[Ennui]

Yarrr, this be me favrit holiday, mateys.

 

[Sui]

Arr, I be 'shamed, I only spoke like 'e pirate once, and that be in me English class when the teach' asked me a question and I replied "Arr".

 

[Sulkdodds]

It be awkward as a fatarse stuck in a porthole when ain't nobody else knows it be Pirate Day. Give ye strange looks, they do.

 

[Cormeh]

Avast ye scurvy bilge-rats, fetch me grog smartly from the bung-hole!

Gyarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Ahoy, mateys! Pirate day do provide the best chance for jokes lamer than me missin' leg!

Q: Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated ARRRRRRRRR!!!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

EDIT: Blast me scurvy britches! A double-post! Me apologies and a shiny gold doubloon to a moderator who could delete this!

 

[Ennui]

shiver me timbers, me 'earty.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Arr, it be nay use arsking for moderator lovin'. They willnae pass the chance to see a man embarrass 'imself!

 

[EC]

Yarrr, I be off to me pirate ship to go to me work now. Tha first man who thinks he can touch me buried treasure gets tha plank!

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Arr, it be nay use arsking for moderator lovin'. They willnae pass the chance to see a man embarrass 'imself!

Arr. Th' Internets, she's a haarrrsh mistress.

 

[Ennui]

blast ye, ye sprogs

sprogs = pirate word for noob

 

[Absinthe]

Argh! Ye fookin' scallywags be spillin' rum all over me decks! Argh... one more drop and ye be walkin' the plank and takin' a long float down to Davey Jones' locker!

Blasted seadogs, be ye.

 

[Ennui]

yarrr, ye be truely versed in pirate speak, matey!

 

[Absinthe]

Argh... ye should be hearin' me talk!

And whar be the booty in this here topic? Ye can't be no pirate without yer booty!

Yarr, and here be me dear Polly. The bird I be meanin'. The other's me lass.

 

[Sulkdodds]

And a pirate without 'is booty be a sad, lonely man. Might as well scuttle the galleon and end yer days lubbin'.

 

[Ennui]

yarrrr, ye walk the plank for such talk. me ship is me booty, that be thare truth, aaar

 

[Absinthe]

Ye be speakin' the truth. This vessel... she's a beauty.

But if thar be anythin' better than booty... it be more booty!

 

[Ennui]

yarrrr, that be the god-spoken truth, matey!

 

[DreadLord]

Wow.. why don't we all just have a talk like <RJMC> day?

 

[Absinthe]

Wow.. why don't we all just have a talk like <RJMC> day?

Wee lad like ye ain't supposed to be on ar voyage.

Ne'ermind. Ye be the cabin boy from now on, matey.

 

[<RJMC>]

Wow.. why don't we all just have a talk like <RJMC> day?

arrg this is de pirate talk day,that wirll be arfter yarrg now lers get drunk and play ping pong yarrg

parrot=phew yeah ping pong arrg

 

[Absinthe]

Yarr, I know a game the crew and ye could play!

First lad to pass out from the rum be a landlubbin' dog and we kill 'im!

 

[Ennui]

yarr! and plunder the scummy landlubber's booty!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Pillage his crown jewels. :naughty:

Pirates be very liberal, ye know.

 

[Absinthe]

This cap'n be rather parched and need be makin' 'is way down to tha dinin' hall.

Thar better be rum...

 

[<RJMC>]

yarrg in mtv theyr its the videoclip of the song of gwen stefanny "rich girl" and your knorw is irn a pirate ship arrrg,now everybody lerts danze yarr

parrot=arrg If I ar was a rich girrrl nar nar nar....

 

[Sulkdodds]

Blistering Barnacles! Be ye friend or foe, knave of the Spanish Armada?

 

[Ennui]

yarrr, knaves!

 

[Sulkdodds]

From the deepest jungles of the New World hails RJMC, babblin' his foreign tongue! T'ain't a man among us tha' can unnerstand him.

 

[<RJMC>]

From the deepest jungles of the New World hails RJMC, babblin' his foreign tongue! T'ain't a man among us tha' can unnerstand him.

*RJMC come out from a tree whit a tarzan costume and pirate hat and a tropical parrot*

AAAAAAAAAHHHRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHRRRHHHHR
AAAAAHAAARR AAAAAAARRRR

YOU WIR NOT TAKE ME ARLIVE! FACE MY HOOK
parrot=garrrg we kick ass we kick asss phew yarrrr

 

[Sulkdodds]

The end.