Guy calls computer store to buy computer when he knows nothing about them

Ravioli

Ravioli

Microboner
Joined
Nov 1, 2004
Messages
5,097
Reaction score
2
Its probably fake, found it on www.lol.com

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie! I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!



A FEW DAYS LATER . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START".........



rofl
 
That wasn't that great, its not funny when it's fake.
 
A person won't know what software is if he doesn't know what windows or a Mac is.
 
Heh
Heh
Heh
Its Funny Cuz He"s Dumb
Heh
Heh
Heh
 
You people have never heard of Abbott and Costello?

FFS.
 
Wow, this just happend to me on MSN. Its completely true. Btw "säger" means "says"


To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
how do i see what mother board i'm running on?
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
what the motherboard is running on?
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
i mean
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
its runing on electrisety
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
lol
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
what mother board company or brand am i using
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
idk
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
u dont knwo how to see?

Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
no
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
okay well first of all show me in the comp where the mother board is located
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
OMG

Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
it is the comp
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
its were the all stuff are connected to
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
its the big green flat plastic thing
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
lol
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
thats teh processor
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
that you put your graphic card into, the processor , everything
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
hhahahha
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
so hwo was your thanksgiving?
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
...i dont celibaret thx giving
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
why not?
Ravioli- You know that you have played to much CS when you press G in other games and accidently throws a nade säger:
im not american you dumbass LOL
To sleepy to talk and to drowsy to walk säger:
lol
------
He knows im swedish btw
 
If it was true, I'd say the guy from the store would be the dumber one, failing to recognise he's talking to a computer newbie and asking his questions.

I predict this thread will be closed shortly cause you started spamming about mushroom stamps, ffs. :hmph:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Krynn72
You guys, what the **** is up.
Replies
11
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
HL2.NET HORROR SLAP
Replies
7
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
bbson john
Hi everyone. I am new to this forum!
Replies
11
Views
6K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
MFL
Fascinating look at the ongoing psychological evolution of flat hieirarchies.
Replies
2
Views
2K
Tollbooth Willie
Tollbooth Willie
-smash-
Valve at GDC 2019
Replies
0
Views
25K
-smash-
-smash-
Back
Top