Guy kills girlfriend over sandwiches

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A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said.

Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown, remained jailed without bond Thursday on a charge of criminal homicide. It wasn't clear if he had an attorney.

Fordyce told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, early Thursday.

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police. Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness _ but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help, but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said. After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse _ and finding none _ he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.


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I did not see anything like this on here.....
 
Darth Sidious said:
I did not see anything like this on here.....
Maybe it was another forum ^_^
Either way.. jesus christ o_O Some ppl..
 
No kidding, That is where I found this another forum
 
Yea really, the guy just wanted his sandwiches heated and they throw the poor sob in jail.
 
It probably took more effort to throw the microwave and beat her than to press a few buttons. What a retard.
 
Darth Sidious said:
After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse and finding none he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

Just wow.
 
Man...she got told. Next time woman better heat up the mans sandwhich! Oh wait...there is no next time. Looks like he will be heating up his own sandwhiches from now on. He is going to be single forever.

"So...what happened to your last girlfriend?"

"Oh...we had a dispute. She wouldn't heat up my sammich in the microwave so the logical thing was to kill her to prove my point. She was out of line."

"..."

Or what was his thought process?

Need sandwhich heated.

Girlfriends knows how to work that contraption.

She refuses.

Beat her face in till she dies.

Sandwhich not heated...girlfriend tought a lesson. Showed her good.
 
The guy will still get some later in his life. Just not from girls if you know what I mean.
 
Too bad the girl didn't settle down with a "Nice Guy"
 
I make my own sandwiches with toasted bagels.
 
My mum dislocated my dad's jaw over a sandwich.







It was a very big sandwich, he dislocated his jaw trying to get his mouth round it.
 
Jesus. He beats her to death, claims it was an accident, but through all of this chugged a beer before bothering to contact emergency services. :|
 
This is horrible. they are actually throwing him in jail? he just did what any real man would do.
 
He must be technologically inept. Not only is he unable to work the microwave, but it sounds like he can't dial a phone either.

Wow, killing someone over a cold sandwich. Makes you wonder if he would have jumped out the window if his beer was warm. :p
 
I could not belive he would check her pulse then say oh well she is dead lets have a beer before the I call the police.
 
drunkymonkey said:
He sounds autistic, definitely must have some sort of mental illness.
That, or he was taking steroids.
 
I just don't know. 3/4 of sandwiches that are good hot are also good cold. FACT.

So no reason to take a microwave to someone's chest.
 
Murray said:
That, or he was taking steroids.
Roids don't make you wanna attack women, the make you wanna put mens heads through the wall though.

They make you wanna do something else to women. :O
 
short recoil said:
Roids don't make you wanna attack women, the make you wanna put mens heads through the wall though.

They make you wanna do something else to women. :O
Oh right, put their head on a pole and hump their dead body. Sorry, my mistake.
 
This sorta thing makes me sick to my stomach. One of my friends is just getting out of a relationship with an asshole of a boyfriend, and every day I fear that I'll get news that he's gone and hit her, or something. Christ, speaking of which, I need to give her a call.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Qonfused said:
Yeah. I was just about to post that.
I hate when that happens. I'm sorry. Would you like a cookie? Or perhaps a warm sammich?
 
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